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Cloudflare has announced its new open-source operating system, Cloudflare OS. (Phoronix)

It is not an operating system.

It's an application.

Written in JavaScript.

That depends on Cloudflare services to function.

So... Thanks, I guess?

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China's CXMT aims to have 30% of global DRAM market share by 2030. (Tom's Hardware)

I have plenty of DDR5 (and DDR4) memory and DDR6 isn't expected to arrive meaningfully on the desktop until... Well, AMD's Zen 7 architecture has been confirmed to support DDR5 and that will arrive at the start of 2029, so a couple of years after that.

Go for it, guys.
Microsoft absolutely never said that they recommended 32GB of RAM for gaming on Windows even though it has been transparently obvious that is what you have needed for several years. (Tom's Hardware)

My old laptop was better in every way than this one except that it had 16GB of soldered RAM. Oh, and only 1TB of SSD. I never upgraded that. Which reminds me that I have four 1TB SSDs lying around that I can add to my... Five. Five 1TB SSDs.
Nikita Bier is stepping down as head of X at X, after a year of... Results. (Tech Crunch)

I don't think he'll be particularly mixed.
Meta's Muse Spark is joining the increasingly crowded AI coding space. (CNBC)

Okay. Good for them.
Apple's Private Relay isn't. (404 Media)

Didn't I already run a story on this?
Only you can make book by helping stamp out forest fires. (Ars Technica)

I'll take a quinella on fire or no fire.

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Disclaimer: Hashtag Berenstein. Hashtag Mandala Effect. Hashtag Mori Kawaiiope.

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