Kerry was in Vietnam? This changes everything!

John Kerry:

I was there all right
I saw them slaughter a cow
and then I killed Kurtz

Dreamy John Kerry
Your CIA hat, sexy
Cock your thumb, say "POW!"

MoveOn.org:

Why talk about this
when you could report about
Bush's rugby pic!

You are hilarious. Stuck on Viet Nam and Cambodia again? Get a life, losers.

Go to this website if you need some enlightened discourse. But I guess you're too wimpy to challenge yourselves?

What happened to your html linker? Too technical to maintain?
Nevermind. Go here, losers:
http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2004/08/celebrate-racism.html

Maybe you'll understand why Bush has to be fired.

Akefa, did you intend to include a link in that last comment? You might want to give it another go.

"Stuck on Viet Nam and Cambodia again?"

For as long as John Kerry makes it the centerpiece of his campaign, yes. If he's let it go, conservative bloggers would let it go.

Ah yes, I've seen that. Basically, Atrios' hypersensitive reaction to a shirt - note, not the one Reynolds is actually wearing, but a similar shirt, you see - has made him a laughing stock.

I'll do a more thorough fisking on my blog. Should take half an hour or so.

My memories? Seared.
So what if my details are
incorr... um, nuanced?

Akefa, moonbat,
Will brook no criticism
of John Forbes Kerry

Ace, the greatness of your Top 15 list is seared into my memory.

Seared in memory
Christmas in Cambodia
I remember Dick

Friendly fire mortars
Falling in Cambodia
Nixon's confetti

The farthest inland
Unit in this man's Navy
Shamed at Nixon's words

Seared in memory?
Nixon wasn't President?
I remember dick.

There was a contest
It is seared in memory.
What Haiku contest?

Results are delayed
One judge is taking his time
Coldcuts, you're dead meat.

It never snows in Southern Cambodia

Cambodian hooch--
The President forgot you--
Cool snow, searing shame

Seared in memory?
Nixon wasn't President?
I remember dick.

...is hilarious.

Ace is too busy
writing funny top ten lists
just be patient Dave

We never said that!
Wait, you have a tape of it?
No hablo ingles

Ok, my fisking is complete. Enjoy.

Perhaps Akefa can explain how knee-jerk charges of racism, based on invented facts, constitute "enlightened discourse."

And why GWB should be fired for a shirt he didn't design, endorse, sell or wear.

It happened on his watch, Sobek!

I had 3 children on his watch, perhaps I should sue him for child support. It is all his fault!!!!!

Ace:

Sorry to report, your repetitive moonbat schmuck filter is broken. Must be too technical to maintain.

Before I wander off to Sobek's place to enjoy the fisking, I'll wonder aloud what part of the entry Akefa pointed to is supposed to constitute "enlightened discourse". I read it the other day and found absolutely nothing about it that wasn't laughably loony.

I discovered the problem with Akefa's first attempt at a link. When I cut and pasted the sentence "go to this website if you need some enlightened discourse" into my blog, blogspot found a "close ref" mark at the end, but nothing at the beginning to indicate an actual link.

Granted, that's all pretty technical stuff...

Jennifer, three kids during the Bush administration alone? Are you in a race or something?

Sobek,

Your Kung Fisk is strong. I am impressed.

/poorly dubbed dialogue

Brian,

It's not hard when the guy I'm fisking relies for his entire premise on people not actually looking at the shirt he's discussing.

For the last few days, it's been fun debating with the pansies at Olliver's place. But with Cambodia, they've got nothin'.

NOTHING.

They know it's a lie and they can't even respond.

It's kinda sad, really . . . except that it's not.

seared, SEARED in my mind,
Was I in Cambodia?
You bet, I might have.

Looks like Margaret Cho is in the news again.

So now we have John Kerry in his magic hat on a secret mission to Cambodia w/ his flying dog.

Don't forget the flying dog.

Jennifer, any twins or triplets in there or are you just really enthusiastic about reproducing?

To quote Groucho: "I love my cigar but I occasionally take it out of my mouth."

Hah, he fooled all of you. He was "between Cambodia and Vietnam".
Never thought of that one, did you?!

I just heard the most amazing BS spin from a Kerry supporter at my work: "See, Kerry's boat was in the Mekong River, and the water in the river comes from Cambodia, so he was in Cambodian water, which is like totally the same as being in Cambodia! Besides, Bush lied!"

Yes, she also has a lot of trouble filing in alphabetical order.

<a href>
A Haiku for Akefa

Hypertext Linker?
That's for losers, Akefa
Use an anchor tag...DUMBASS!

Ace, Ann Coulter may be your soul-mate:

"Kerry was in Vietnam for only four months, which, coincidentally, is less than the combined airtime he's spent talking about it. It takes a special kind of person to get that many people to hate your guts in so little time. The last time this many people hated one person after only four months was when Margaret Cho had her own sitcom."

Joan,

My favorite line is, "If memory serves, the last book Democrats tried this hard to suppress was the Bible."

I don't know what the Senate rules are regarding sanctions or removal from office for unethical behavior, but shouldn't there at least be a Senate investigations of Kerry's lies in support of Communist insurgents in Central America. I mean he traded on his reputation as a war hero, and blatantly lied to support fricking Marxist scum. I think he should be removed from office.

KERRY = NIGHTMARE

In Cambodia?
Well, I took my Super 8
Let's make history!

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