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August 12, 2004

New Michael Moore Documentary

... called I Am Not an Asshole.

It's on the MoveOnPlease.Org website, but I didn't notice it. Veruka Salt points it out.


posted by Ace at 01:16 PM
Comments



Looks like you're using the word "documentary" in a fairly, umm, unique manner.

Posted by: Sobek on August 12, 2004 01:22 PM

Hmm... Looks like Mikey the Hutt is lying yet again...

Seriously, though, how'd you like to look out your front window and see THAT staring back at you? Ugh!

Posted by: zetetic on August 12, 2004 02:31 PM

Michael Moore treated the president with respect and dignity in his factual documentary. The least you people could do is to return the favor. Your mothers could have done a lot better.

Posted by: Akefa on August 12, 2004 04:35 PM

Akefa, even Michael Moore no longer calls Fahrenheit 9/11 a documentary. His official position now is that it was satire.

Posted by: Sobek on August 12, 2004 04:38 PM

And here is just one example where Moore's "factual documentary" wasn't so factual after all. He changed a newspaper clipping to fit his story - why do you suppose that was?

Posted by: Sobek on August 12, 2004 04:41 PM

Michael Moore kills dogs
I have proof! Well, not really...
It's satire, man! Laugh!

Posted by: Johnny Catbird on August 12, 2004 04:49 PM

Glad to see that Veruka Salt has her own blog. For some reason I can't open the comments section. I have the same problem with No Pasaran.

Anybody out there have any idea why?

Posted by: lauraw on August 12, 2004 04:49 PM

I'm not certain, LauraW, but I suspect it's because George W. Bush lied.

Posted by: Sobek on August 12, 2004 04:51 PM

Thus spake the Bat of the Moon:

"Michael Moore treated the president with respect and dignity in his factual documentary."

I don't know where to begin pointing out the fallacies (or perhaps phallusies?) in that sentence.

Posted by: zetetic on August 12, 2004 05:13 PM

Akefa, moonbat,
Drank Mikey the Hutt's Kool-Aid
And now he's braindead.

Posted by: zetetic on August 12, 2004 05:15 PM

Glad to see that Veruka Salt has her own blog. For some reason I can't open the comments section. I have the same problem with No Pasaran.

Anybody out there have any idea why?

- Yes -

You have to either turn off your pop up stopper or hit CTRL when you click on the comment box.

VS

Posted by: VerukaSalt on August 12, 2004 05:25 PM

Blog world is the coolest world ever. Wish I could live here. You guys are awesome.

Posted by: lauraw on August 12, 2004 05:28 PM

I can't help but think of the Victoria Jackson song "I am not a Bimbo!" From SNL when I see that title.

Posted by: Brian B on August 12, 2004 07:08 PM

"Michael Moore treated the president with respect and dignity..."

Not that I can recall.

"...in his factual documentary."

BWAHAHAHAHA! Don't you ever insult my intelligence so grievously again, you lying sack of excrement.

"The least you people could do is to return the favor. Your mothers could have done a lot better."

My mother would like to take a hickory switch to Mickey Moron for lowering the level of discourse in this country so far. Knowing her, she would, too, if she thought he wouldn't like it so much.

Once again, you've been owned in a conservative blog comment section. How many times to go before you tuck your yellow dog tail between your legs and slink back to Democratic Underground? Just give us a number so we can get it over with, okay? Your stench is becoming unbearable.

Posted by: Mr. Bowen on August 12, 2004 10:02 PM

Akefa:

Based on your supposed definition of dignity and respect, you'd likely appreciate this:

"Fuck off."

Now, since you can't be serious, really, I'd instead simply suggest that your trolling skills might be better put to use at DU, or Jim McGreevey's campaign site. Perhaps you'll even get lucky.

Posted by: Patton on August 13, 2004 03:57 AM

I'd instead simply suggest that your trolling skills might be better put to use at DU, or Jim McGreevey's campaign site.

Actually, he'd probably be more suited to Slashdot. That place is nothing but trolls now.

Posted by: Smack on August 13, 2004 07:53 AM

Isn't this whole McGreevy thing suspiciously timed. It is deflecting us from the real story of Bush/Hitler or Kerry/Cambodia depending on ones mental state. (sarcasm)

Posted by: James on August 13, 2004 08:59 AM

WTH? Has Ace run off to spend his ill-gotten pledge drive gains, a la Sully?

Posted by: someone on August 16, 2004 04:27 AM

...or did Michael Moore swallow him whole?

Posted by: Sailor Kenshin on August 16, 2004 09:52 AM

Unfortunately, not that much has happened in the last few days. The SwiftVets thing continues, but it's pretty much the same stuff over and over. John Kerry is in hiding. We're laying siege to the shrine but we haven't gone in yet.

Or maybe he just needed some time off.

Posted by: Smack on August 16, 2004 10:31 AM

Has anyone noticed that Andrew Sullivan and Ace of Spades have the same initials?

Or, could it be that Johnny Coldcuts grew tired of the constant death threats and decided to take matters into his own bread slices?

Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on August 16, 2004 10:55 AM

A perfect August
lying here in my hammock
cuddling with Ace

I kid you, of course
Ace doesn't swing my way (sigh)
and he blogs harder

Posted by: Sully on August 16, 2004 11:47 AM

I watched F911 six times and loved it more each time! Nobody with brains can argue with the facts. He told it like it is, and you crybabies can't take that. No problem. Go back in your cribs and play with your rattles until after the election. Don't bother to vote. The next president will make everything okay again.

Posted by: Akefa on August 16, 2004 12:48 PM

Did somebody hear a fly buzzing around?

Posted by: Smack on August 16, 2004 12:54 PM

Akefa, I provided you with a link to one incontroverbitle example of Michael Moore telling a lie (i.e. the opposite of "the facts"). You chose not to address that point. Why is that?

Posted by: Sobek on August 16, 2004 12:55 PM

Because he's a dipshit.

Posted by: Rick on August 16, 2004 01:16 PM

Have you ever heard of ad huminum arguments? You just used one, D.S. Rick.
Try refuting the facts for a change. Michael Moore is a hero to america, a man willing to risk his like to expose injustice.

Posted by: Akefa on August 16, 2004 01:22 PM

eh, don't feed it.

Posted by: lauraw on August 16, 2004 01:22 PM

"Try refuting the facts for a change."

I'm still waiting.

Posted by: Sobek on August 16, 2004 01:28 PM

Yep, don't feed the trolls. In fact, I think it'd be cool to enact a policy where we don't respond to anybody coming here to make snide comments. I like to make offhand comments about them, but never respond directly to them. It tickles my fancy because it just makes them so gloriously angry.

BTW, fun fact for the day: did everybody here know that ad hominem is Latin for "to the man" and ad hominum? Surprising but true!

Posted by: Smack on August 16, 2004 03:53 PM

Akefa, moonbat,
Has a strange idea of what
Heroism is.

Posted by: zetetic on August 16, 2004 05:35 PM
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