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December 08, 2005

Manties -- The Delicate Frilly Panties Made Especially For Men

I don't know. If they're for men, doesn't that take 95% of the fun out of it?

Now, sure, sometimes I'd like to feel pretty. The idea of wearing lacey silk manties underneath my Eddie Bauer cullottes is certainly an appealing one.

But Manties with bows and ribbons and roses? That's just gay.

Thanks to George, who claims "I'm not sure what to do with this."

Yeah. The website just sort of typed itself into your URL box, huh?


posted by Ace at 04:44 PM
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Hey, between you and me, only one of us clicked through to the "Bows & Ribbons" page!

Posted by: George on December 8, 2005 04:52 PM

Between you and me, only one of us clicked through to the "Checkout" page.

Posted by: ace on December 8, 2005 04:57 PM

Chris Klein's agent is on the phone now, desperately attempting to secure the endorsement gig.

Posted by: Jack M. on December 8, 2005 05:00 PM

Those are disgusting!

Posted by: Bohemian on December 8, 2005 05:12 PM

I don't wear manties. They're completely unnecessary in a predator-prey situation. You’re not gonna give me the time of day and lay down for me, well, somebody else in this town will because I’ve got this thing that’s working, you know? And I'm very gracious for that.

Posted by: Chris Klein on December 8, 2005 05:14 PM

I confess to owning a few articles of silk underwear, but the manly kind in camo with lanyards and side pouches for 30-round mags.

Posted by: Planet Moron on December 8, 2005 05:20 PM

Hah! Is that a Chris Kleinism I missed?

If so, that's a great one.

Posted by: ace on December 8, 2005 05:22 PM

I think they're cute. Not for everybody of course, but for that special chick with a dick in your life. Christmas is coming, boys. :)

Posted by: on December 8, 2005 05:25 PM

It's from the second interview, ace. And, yep, that's verbatim.

Posted by: utron on December 8, 2005 05:25 PM

That's awesome. I can't believe I missed that one.

Posted by: ace on December 8, 2005 05:26 PM

love the misuse of "gracious".

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 8, 2005 06:06 PM

Check out "Chris Klein's" email address above.

Posted by: Michael on December 8, 2005 06:12 PM

Alas, I think for that line CK was more-or-less talking as if he were the character he'd played in that movie he was in.

Posted by: sandy burger on December 8, 2005 06:13 PM

You need to release the Ace of Spades version: "Monties" - the delicate, frilly, literary undergarment with penchant for religious history (additional fee for larger penchants).

Posted by: geoff on December 8, 2005 06:19 PM

OK, who posted Sully's wish list?

Posted by: Iblis on December 8, 2005 07:49 PM

Yeah, yeah-- the question is, do they come with matching Mansierres suitable for those with ample man-bosom?

I need my Bro support, man.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 8, 2005 09:41 PM

That's. Just. Wrong.

Posted by: yls on December 8, 2005 10:18 PM

There's also a version called "Mantis", which doesn't come with a tag and gets Ace all excited.

Posted by: See-Dubya on December 9, 2005 01:22 AM

I think they're cute. Not for everybody of course, but for that special chick with a dick in your life

...and up your arse.

Posted by: cheshirecat on December 9, 2005 02:56 AM

Study shocker: Less than 1% of Manties owners heterosexual.

(Subtitle: Heterosexuality rate for those with Bow-and-Ribbons option "pretty much fucking zero.")

Next week's study: Chris Klein shown to placate, despite vigorous protestations to the contrary.

Posted by: George on December 9, 2005 10:09 AM
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