That explains why my right nut is so much larger than the other. I'm a left brain kind of guy don'tcha know.

Another study reveals why Ace needs friends.

And now the AoSHQ anthem "Everybody Else Is Having More Sex Than Me" seems more cruelly appropriate than ever.

Although I would still hold out for the remix of "Hello." Really, they both work.

In many species, females are unusually promiscuous, so males have evolved enormous testicles, at the expense of their brains.

Well, duh, when women are promiscuous, their offspring will generally derive from the male with the bigger wangs. Unless she only rolls with tootsie rolls.

Whereas women who tend to settle down do so with a dude regardless of brain size or weener. And chances are that without the sexual competition, whatever spawns from that relationship does not have large nard volume.

It makes sense then, that societies where promiscuity is frowned upon (generally because women want fathers to stick around-survival of the fittest family unit), brains start becoming a bigger attraction to a woman. And from there, its luck of the draw with respect to wang size.

And from there the two societies diverge in wang size because one optimizes the junk.

That's if you believe in evolution, you science hating liberals.

According to another study, if your nuts aren't small to begin with, just wait until you get married.

In other news, turns out 1974 was a very turbulent year for my mom.

Allah,

You are extremely bored today, aren't you?

;-)

starting to feel better about not getting that Masters, now.

Well if thats the case then I being sans HS diploma, be needing a wheelbarrow to carry around my rocky mountain oysters.

Isn't there some kind of a Dick Cheney riff in here somewhere?

Mark V.
Why is Dick Cheney so smart? Because if he wasn't, his balls would darken the very sky.

What happened? did spidey ban allah? so cold

Shorter guy's balls look bigger. It's like short dogs. Their package looks bigger when it's closer to the ground. Optical illusion. Anyway, I like short, smart guys, with big (looking) cojones.

Now if we can just get a study commissioned on the "tits or brains" question.