Not as hot as Wookie Space Hookers.

Or as the centaurs say ... "whoooooookers!"

Before the inevitable Ace-a-lanche brings hordes of people from AoSto laugh at the patheticness of my own puny, humble, half-assed and mostly personal blog, I'd like to mention that I'm not going to put up with your dirty centaur crap. That's placating and I don't placate. Your slings and arrows cannot harm me.

You want hot? What about centaurs and wookie space hookers?

That's placating and I don't placate.

The question is not whether you want to placate but whether you want to watch.

If the "watching" you're referring to maybe involved some of that fabled centaur pornography, then I'm game.

Would Black Beauty be centaur porn? What about that scene in Ben Hur?

I would think that being a centaur would open a lot of doors, pornography-wise.

Oh, right. That Chris Parnell/Chris Walken sketch.

"We don't hire dirty centaurs."

Actually, that kinda makes sense. Everybody knew the Transformers were gay-- where were all the chicks?

See-- here's proof!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Everyone and their mother should go out and buy the SNL- Best of Chris Walken DVD, so they can own some high-quality cowbell, find out the real truth about dirty centaurs, and see how Walken deals with census takers.

FYI, Spratling, the link from your name is dead. I think you need the .com suffix on the domain.

Dave, I can't believe you don't have a post up yet about the Soriano trade.

Whoops. Well, I remembered all the other times. I think.

I actually think it's kind of cool that Eminem is so completely besotted with her that despite being rich and famous and being able to get any chick on the planet he's still all about her. She's awful to him and he loves it. There's a lesson there, ladies.

Karol, you have got to be kidding? Right?

She's awful to him and he loves it.

I thought this was only true with freshmen and sophomore girls.

Oh, and yeah, it'll be true with CK.

But with, you know, mortal guys?

God, I miss NewsRadio. Not like it would still be on after all these years, but I still hope Phil Hartman's wife is roasting in hell.

Optimus Prime and Megatron...

Only this group...which is, of course, why I hang out here.

I am happy for eminem that he is finally recognizing what life is truly about in spite of what the media and all the other playa' haters say. GOD bless this marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You crack on my blog and don't even give me a link. I already told you that since our name comes from a Jesus quote, I could arrange a God-awful (literally) smackdown.

If you are going to talk trash about my lowly group blog as least throw us a link.

But maybe you have inadvertantly giving us our new tagline:
"Our blog name may suck, but at least you remember it!"

I thought this was only true with freshmen and sophomore girls.

Well, turns out it's true with multi-platinum artists.

Aaron,

Look at the blogroll, doofus. I wrote your (very, very, very dumb) name as "2 or 3" to put you on the top of the list, which, let me tell you from personal experience, is helpful.

I thought that if your name lacked all interest, zing, and wow-factor, at least you should have the benefit of benevolent alphabetization.