But I'm sure everyone is talking about Jane Fonda's Peace Bus, fueled by vegetable oil.

I'm not Fonda "Wesson Jane".

Why, exactly, is Fonda going on a bus tour to oppose the Iraq war now? In the months leading up the invasion and a few months after, I might understand, but now, what's done is done. Does she want us to leave and put Saddam back in power?

The Crisco Kid?

I think she's having trouble selling her books, her looks, and her acting talent. This is just a publicity stunt.

I can't believe at her age and with her money she is still trying to resurrect that dead career of hers. What's next? A Playboy pictorial?

Allright, everybody get out your "Peter, Paul & Mary Songbook" and sing along:

If I had a haa-mmer,
I'd hammer in the mo-o-rning!
I'd hammer in the evening!
All over this la-and!

how great it would be if all hammers were beaten into plowshares

Uh, what would you use for the very last one?

JFC, you'd have to use some solid, heavy, blunt, non-hammery sort of, um, thing. Howard Dean's head maybe?

"Does she want us to leave and put Saddam back in power?"

That's just a rhetorical question, right? Of *course* that's what she wants. Saddam, the Sunnis, Zarqawi - they're the Real People, maaan. Talabani and Jaafari and the rest of them? Western stooges. Probably heroin smugglers, too.

/"hey," they're thinking, "it worked last time ..."

"I don't think these are bad people. Terrorists and terroristy-sympathizers are of course monsters; but terrorist-deniers are just... well, addled."

There's not much difference between a terrorist sympathizer and denier in my book.

I don't think these are bad people. Terrorists and terroristy-sympathizers are of course monsters; but terrorist-deniers are just... well, addled.

George Orwell said: "Pacifism is objectively pro-Fascist. This is elementary common sense. If you hamper the war effort of one side you automatically help out that of the other. Nor is there any real way of remaining outside such a war as the present one. In practice, 'he that is not with me is against me.'

the curious silence of my Hollywood colleagues about the assassination (for his art) of their fellow filmmaker Theo Van Gogh by an Islamist psychokiller.

What is curious about it? Liberals are all scared shitless of Moslems and wouldn't touch it w/ Karl Rove's dick. Basically, Liberals are cowards and scared of their own shadows, so they compensate by talking tough about people and things they know won't bite them back, like Christians. But when it comes to Islam their abject cowardice becomes obvious.

And they really do have reason to fear. Islam has made it abundantly clear that they will kill anyone who may be a threat to their domination of the earth. The difference between Liberals and conservatives is that there are many conservatives who continue to speak and write the truth about Islam, while cowardly Liberals continue to hide from it.