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Podcast: Sefton and CBD have a short chat about Iran, the disgusting SAVE Act theater, Mamdani's politicizing of St. Patrick's Day, and more!

Official confirmation from the Joint Chiefs of Staff: the Warthog is now strafing Iranian fast attack boats

[A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.

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Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men
Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.

Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.

Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one.

The other Arquette whore: Trans people are forced to flee the US because we're making them use the correct bathrooms, despite them "clearly presenting as... (thinks of a way to say this other than "the opposite sex") ... what they are."

TJM thinks Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure.

Iran's Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz Is Destined to Fail [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more!

Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.

The Oscars: A celebration of thanking. Dave Barry nails it! [CBD]

TJM has some final thoughts on The Oscars before Sunday's telecast.

Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode
Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948."
Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul."

A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah
Another tribute

New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops

Putting that Ayatollah Standee to actual useful work

Trump: Look at me, I'm the Ayatollah, ennnnnnnyah"

No Allen wrench needed for once

Cardboard Ayatollah recognizes that meme!

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

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Over at NRO, Mark Krikorian notes the Washington Post correctly identifies not one but two liberal sources as what they are, i.e., liberal. The Washington Post is making a lot of smart moves lately. The New York Times is eagerly destroying its own (rather exaggerated) legacy. There is an opportunity for a more honest, less ideologically obsessive paper to displace it as the nation's (I hate this phrase) paper of record. Romneymania: Unrelated, but over at the Corner, there seems to be a big Romney-for-President boomlet. Not really sure why. posted by Ace at 12:23 PM Comments Romneymania: Unrelated, but over at the Corner, there seems to be a big Romney-for-President boomlet. Not really sure why. Yeah, K-Lo wants to have his baby. They had a big cover story on him a few weeks ago in the print edition, too. I think it boils down to his being one of the few leading candidates with executive credentials and a social-con background. Posted by: Allah on July 26, 2005 12:42 PM and that's he's practically poured into those tailored blue suits. Posted by: ace on July 26, 2005 12:49 PM He's the male, Republican, conservative, Jennifer Granholm. Good looks never hurt anyone's political career. Posted by: The Colossus on July 26, 2005 12:55 PM The Washington Post is making a lot of smart moves lately. Don't pop the corks yet, check the corrections column tomorrow. Posted by: harrison on July 26, 2005 12:59 PM They need to drop the Romney stuff. It's not gonna happen. A MA Republican doesn't do much for the ticket, and he's Mormon. I don't understand what their big hangup on him is, unless if its some sort of East-coast bias thing or the looks thing. Anyway, not gonna happen. Posted by: brak on July 26, 2005 01:00 PM The New York Times is eagerly destroying its own (rather exaggerated) legacy Ayuh, they sure are. Posted by: Slublog on July 26, 2005 01:08 PM Romney vetoed the morning after pill a day (or two?) ago I think is the reason. Posted by: Elric on July 26, 2005 03:02 PM I've noticed another surprise from the msm here. It's a Newsweek piece that admits that the civilian death numbers are bloated by counting everybody that gets killed, including terrorists in civilian clothing and that US soldiers show a lot of restraint considering the situation they're in. I think getting burned on the Koran=toilet paper story might have woke them up a little bit. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 26, 2005 06:33 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: Sefton and CBD have a short chat about Iran, the disgusting SAVE Act theater, Mamdani's politicizing of St. Patrick's Day, and more! Official confirmation from the Joint Chiefs of Staff: the Warthog is now strafing Iranian fast attack boats [A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it. Muldoon Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief. Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers. Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one. The other Arquette whore: Trans people are forced to flee the US because we're making them use the correct bathrooms, despite them "clearly presenting as... (thinks of a way to say this other than "the opposite sex") ... what they are." TJM thinks Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure. Iran's Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz Is Destined to Fail [CBD] Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more! 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I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul." A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah Another tribute New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops Putting that Ayatollah Standee to actual useful work Trump: Look at me, I'm the Ayatollah, ennnnnnnyah" No Allen wrench needed for once Cardboard Ayatollah recognizes that meme! Recent Comments Mr Aspirin Factory: "The UK is finito. What a shame. You can't fix st ..." shemale: "Excellent site you have here but I was curious abo ..." 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