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May 02, 2026

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 2

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.


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KNOW YOUR DOG BREED

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Meet The PetMorons

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Hello,

My cat Jasmine crossed the Rainbow Bridge on Wednesday, April 29.

She was 13 years old, going on 14.

She first came to my attention when I saw a picture of her on the local animal shelter's website. I was looking for a companion for my first cat Penny and Jasmine's picture just called out to me. I went over to the animal shelter and was able to adopt Jasmine.

It took her a few months to get acclimated to my house. She had a tendency to hide anywhere that was big enough to fit a cat, such as under my recliner and even in the drawers in my TV table. Penny didn't like her much at first, but then they figured things out and soon enough I saw them both sitting in my office chair like boon companions.

For the past 13 years Jasmine has been the perfect little lap kitty, just the right size to fit in my lap, purring contentedly and giving me head bonks to show her affection.

I will miss her dearly, but I was able to be with her until the end.

She passed knowing that she was loved. Jasmine truly was a blessing from the Lord.

Best regards,

"Perfessor" Squirrel

Oh, we are crushed to hear that you have lost beautiful little Jasmine. She looks just like you have described her here and in past posts. Please give some extra love to your other kitties for us.

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Just inherited him, my son thinks he is broken. Does any other cat sleep like this? He even lets us trim nails while he is asleep like this

The Pigeonist

Pisces has a distinctive sleeping style. You're lucky about the nail trimming. Congratulations on adopting that sweet cat.

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Doof suggested on April 30 that this is the unofficial AOSHQ mascot.

But what about THIS co-inhabitant of the same household (I presume)?

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It is Wasabi Ruckus’ birthday today! He turned 6. I can’t believe it.

Piper

Can there be a cat mascot and a dog mascot? More than one of each?


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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
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From Miley:

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Hi KT,

This is from Mama's chiropractor. This nest is just outside her window.

What a great daddy cardinal! And the video even includes music!

What's not to love? Don't miss it.


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 25

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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