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Ace of Spades: Home of Off-the-Cuff Bullshit Later Confirmed By Real PeopleBut why not try them, then, some people ask? Well, as to enemy soldiers who were fighting in uniform as part of a disciplined force, there's nothing to try them for: Fighting as a soldier who complies with the laws of war is not a crime. (If one weren't fighting in a war, one would surely be committing the crime of attempted murder, but being a soldier who fights according to the laws of war is actually a good defense against that charge, subject to various caveats.) They aren't being locked up to punish them for a crime; they are being locked up to prevent their engaging in lawful but deadly attacks on us. A lot of liberals ask the following questions: Not saying it's a swipe. It's the same subject matter so the analysis is bound to be similar. Still, despite the putative democratic, egalitarian nature of the blogosphere, it seems that the same basic sort of thing is link worthy when written by one but not by another. posted by Ace at 09:21 PM
CommentsAce of Spades - The Charlie Brown/Rodney Dangerfield of the Blogosphere. Posted by: Allen on July 7, 2005 09:40 PM
'zactly. Posted by: ace on July 7, 2005 09:45 PM
it seems that the same basic sort of thing is link worthy when written by one but not by another. It's a legal matter and, well, you do realize he's Eugene Volokh, right? Any you're... who? Some anonymous guy with a pirate logo always on about that chick from 'Witch Mountain' Nhot that you were'nt spot on, but for complex legal argument... 'hmmm, do I link Volokh or that 'Tuff Turf' pirate.... hmm?' Quite the toss up, in'nit? This shit's egalitarian and all, but c'mon, it ain't that egalitarian. Posted by: Guy Dupree on July 7, 2005 09:53 PM
But still a million times bigger than my site. Guess that makes him Charlie Brown and me...Pigpen. Damn. I was hoping for the little red-headed girl. Posted by: Chap on July 7, 2005 09:54 PM
True enough, but 1, in case it hasn't slipped out, I'm not entirely unfamiliar with the law and 2, it's not exactly the most legally-rigorous argument anyway. Neither one of us used ibids or op cit's. Posted by: ace on July 7, 2005 10:06 PM
Sucks to have a brilliant point picked up by someone else, doesn't it? Yeah, I hate when that happens, all the time. Hmmm, Ace?? Ehh. It's like those monkeys on separate islands all learning how to wash fruit at the same time. Scrub those bananas, Ace. Scrub 'em hard. Cheeers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 7, 2005 10:18 PM
I personally like Eugene, but Ace is always tops in my book. Posted by: on July 7, 2005 10:57 PM
Makes me wonder how lawyers earn their pay. Seems to me that they are masters of the obvious. And Ace? Far funnier. At least if I put Ace on retainer, he'd make me laugh while coming up with things like "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit". Posted by: The Colossus on July 7, 2005 11:43 PM
Genuis! I'm glad someone else is taking a closer look at trials for the Gitmo crowd. For another view, look at Posted by: ArrMatey on July 8, 2005 12:21 AM
Are you saying that your massive whinge yesterday was all about not getting Instalinked in a while? Ungh. Who'd you clerk for, btw? Posted by: someone on July 8, 2005 04:44 AM
With all the talk about trials for the prisoners, no one has explained how the prosecution would ever have a case. At the time these people were taken into custody, there was no evidence collected (in a legal sense) and they were no read their Miranda rights. So it seems to me that if they were to get to trial, the charges would be dismissed immediately. Or is there a way around the prosecution's problems? Posted by: TomB on July 8, 2005 07:12 AM
Post and rawhide. Blindfold. Cigarette. BANG. Prosecution's problems solved. Posted by: Rocketeer on July 8, 2005 10:47 AM
Ace is a visionary. I want him as my defence lawyer if ever I need one. "Defence would like to introduce these exhibits. This tape contains a voice message left by Pat O'Brien. I have a picture here of Kim Richards, which with your honours permission, I would like to leave on this whiteboard for the duration of the trial. mmm...tasty. Posted by: Ring on July 8, 2005 01:36 PM
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