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July 07, 2005
Ace of Spades: Home of Off-the-Cuff Bullshit Later Confirmed By Real PeopleBut why not try them, then, some people ask? Well, as to enemy soldiers who were fighting in uniform as part of a disciplined force, there's nothing to try them for: Fighting as a soldier who complies with the laws of war is not a crime. (If one weren't fighting in a war, one would surely be committing the crime of attempted murder, but being a soldier who fights according to the laws of war is actually a good defense against that charge, subject to various caveats.) They aren't being locked up to punish them for a crime; they are being locked up to prevent their engaging in lawful but deadly attacks on us. A lot of liberals ask the following questions: Not saying it's a swipe. It's the same subject matter so the analysis is bound to be similar. Still, despite the putative democratic, egalitarian nature of the blogosphere, it seems that the same basic sort of thing is link worthy when written by one but not by another. posted by Ace at 09:21 PM
CommentsAce of Spades - The Charlie Brown/Rodney Dangerfield of the Blogosphere. Posted by: Allen on July 7, 2005 09:40 PM
'zactly. Posted by: ace on July 7, 2005 09:45 PM
it seems that the same basic sort of thing is link worthy when written by one but not by another. It's a legal matter and, well, you do realize he's Eugene Volokh, right? Any you're... who? Some anonymous guy with a pirate logo always on about that chick from 'Witch Mountain' Nhot that you were'nt spot on, but for complex legal argument... 'hmmm, do I link Volokh or that 'Tuff Turf' pirate.... hmm?' Quite the toss up, in'nit? This shit's egalitarian and all, but c'mon, it ain't that egalitarian. Posted by: Guy Dupree on July 7, 2005 09:53 PM
But still a million times bigger than my site. Guess that makes him Charlie Brown and me...Pigpen. Damn. I was hoping for the little red-headed girl. Posted by: Chap on July 7, 2005 09:54 PM
True enough, but 1, in case it hasn't slipped out, I'm not entirely unfamiliar with the law and 2, it's not exactly the most legally-rigorous argument anyway. Neither one of us used ibids or op cit's. Posted by: ace on July 7, 2005 10:06 PM
Sucks to have a brilliant point picked up by someone else, doesn't it? Yeah, I hate when that happens, all the time. Hmmm, Ace?? Ehh. It's like those monkeys on separate islands all learning how to wash fruit at the same time. Scrub those bananas, Ace. Scrub 'em hard. Cheeers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 7, 2005 10:18 PM
I personally like Eugene, but Ace is always tops in my book. Posted by: on July 7, 2005 10:57 PM
Makes me wonder how lawyers earn their pay. Seems to me that they are masters of the obvious. And Ace? Far funnier. At least if I put Ace on retainer, he'd make me laugh while coming up with things like "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit". Posted by: The Colossus on July 7, 2005 11:43 PM
Genuis! I'm glad someone else is taking a closer look at trials for the Gitmo crowd. For another view, look at Posted by: ArrMatey on July 8, 2005 12:21 AM
Are you saying that your massive whinge yesterday was all about not getting Instalinked in a while? Ungh. Who'd you clerk for, btw? Posted by: someone on July 8, 2005 04:44 AM
With all the talk about trials for the prisoners, no one has explained how the prosecution would ever have a case. At the time these people were taken into custody, there was no evidence collected (in a legal sense) and they were no read their Miranda rights. So it seems to me that if they were to get to trial, the charges would be dismissed immediately. Or is there a way around the prosecution's problems? Posted by: TomB on July 8, 2005 07:12 AM
Post and rawhide. Blindfold. Cigarette. BANG. Prosecution's problems solved. Posted by: Rocketeer on July 8, 2005 10:47 AM
Ace is a visionary. I want him as my defence lawyer if ever I need one. "Defence would like to introduce these exhibits. This tape contains a voice message left by Pat O'Brien. I have a picture here of Kim Richards, which with your honours permission, I would like to leave on this whiteboard for the duration of the trial. mmm...tasty. Posted by: Ring on July 8, 2005 01:36 PM
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Mayor Karen is so stung by fan-made AI ads that she's resorting to the shitlibs' go-to demand for an end to criticism -- these ads are "violent" and "hateful" and making me feel unsafe because one video showed AI cartoons throwing tomatoes at me and the tomatoes looked like blood when they squished
This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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