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July 07, 2005

In Case You Missed It: An Interesting "Correction" From the New York Times

Let me sum up: an unnamed editor made up quotes and falsely attributed them to the writer of an op-ed.

Got that? Just f'n' made language up and put that language into the mouth of a writer, as a quote. Not to clarify; not to simply; not to correct.

She (hey, there's that use of the feminine pronoun as the neutral pronoun; fun, huh?) just made up the following, attributing it to the Army reserve officer writing the article:

Imagine my surprise the other day when I received orders to report to Fort Campbell, Ky., next Sunday

And furthermore claimed he called his call-up to duty as the beginning of a "surprise tour of Iraq."

Okay? Got that? Just made it up, put those words ("imagine my suprise," "a surprise tour of Iraq") into the first-person account of the officer.

Now, for the explanation:

That language was added by an editor and was to have been removed before the article was published. Because of a production error, it was not. The Times regrets the error.

I should say it does!

The language was added... with the intention of subsequently removing it? What? Who the hell puts fake quotes into an article with the idea that, just before the print run, they'll take them out?

Do they think we're stupid? Are they claiming the editor/editrix just wanted to see how the false quotes looked in the article, the same as she'd try on a pair of shoes she had no real intention of buying?

They inserted language intended to make the article more poignantly anti-Bush and their mistake was getting called on it by an angry writer.

Note that you can juice up the language of a piece, but you cannot falsely attribute false emotions and false thoughts to a first-person narrative. That's the same as making up quotes and putting them into the mouth of the subject of a story-- here, the "subject" is the writer himself, and his feelings, thoughts, and words are his own "quotes."

Did this New York Times editor not comprehend the difference?

At any rate, over at Traffic Non-Santa, Michael Barone emails to ask if that editor is still employed.

If so-- then we have to assume there's a good reason for that... like that this is a common Times practice.

Complicated, which is why I didn't bother with it when it first broke, but now I must say... gob-smackingly vile.

PS: Don't trust the Shadow Media. We don't have the benefit of J-school graduate editors making up our own quotes for us.


Possible Alternative Explanation: The editrix added the language as a possible addition to the piece, intending to ask the author himself to add the language, if it were close to true, in order to juice it up a bit.

But the Times doesn't want to admit to that, either. They don't want to admit that they make "helpful suggestions" to writers of first-person accounts as to how to change their real-life, actual-world experiences to make them just a touch more "fit to print."


posted by Ace at 09:58 PM
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"Do they think we're stupid?"

They're clinging to any olive branch they can, because they are WELL aware of the fact that bloggers are being taken more credibly than the MSM is by the "common man" on a day by day basis. They are a sinking ship, and are desperate; pathetic also.

They're going down hard, and fast, and oh my gosh, how badly that has to smart. They'd better start blogging QUICK, or they're gonna be outta biz.

WE are now the "media". It is because of this fact that they are resorting to "making up the news" on their own while we bloggers actually report the REAL news.

I love seeing them squirm like this. To HELL with 'em!

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal on July 7, 2005 10:26 PM

You know what is scary about this.

The New York Times has been doing this for decades. It is only recently that bloggers have outed the NYT as one of most unprincipled organizations in America. NYT has fed lie after lie to the American public for most of the 20th Century.

Posted by: Jake on July 7, 2005 10:48 PM

If the added language gave the article a different spin, why would the editor think the writer would agree to it? And why would the editor/NYT think there wouldn't be complaints by the writer?

Posted by: on July 7, 2005 10:54 PM

Un-fucking-believable.

Oh, no, wait. This is the NY Times we're talking about.

Correction: Ho-hum. Business as usual.

Posted by: Phinn on July 7, 2005 10:59 PM

"The New York Times has been doing this for decades. It is only recently that bloggers have outed the NYT as one of most unprincipled organizations in America."

NYT = Quisling Headquarters

The nyt is the most dishonest destructive institution in American life by far:

(i) always somehow on the side of genocide - lying about it (Duranty), minimizing it (holocaust), enabling it (Vietnam/Cambodia) and in the case of today's radical Islam genocide wanna-bes, 'understanding' it and

(ii) post World War II, more supportive of America's enemies, first Communism and now radical Islam, than it is of America.

The Sulzberger family - America's home-grown curse.

Posted by: max on July 7, 2005 11:17 PM

max is right... I am so damn glad they can finally scurry in the light.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 7, 2005 11:23 PM

Of course, this is the same frickin' editorial staff that won't fact check an error-filled Paul Krugman column.

I guess only certain writers are subjected to the harsh pen of the editorial staff.

Posted by: Slublog on July 7, 2005 11:28 PM

Crap. All that solidarity with Britain celebration has me a bit loopy.

Try this link instead.

Posted by: Slublog on July 7, 2005 11:29 PM

Imagine my surprise when I found out that they're just making shit up again at the New York Times!

Posted by: Sean M. on July 8, 2005 03:13 AM

As much as I hate to give the NYT the benefit of any doubt, there could actually be a relatively innocent explanation.

When I worked at a small town paper right out of college, every once in a while on a slow day we'd stick some smart-@$$ comment into a story just to see if we could get a laugh out of an editor. I don't remember anybody ever doing it to an op-ed, and I don't remember any of them ever getting into print. If the editor whose chain was being yanked didn't catch on to the joke, the perpetrator always clued him in before it left his desk.

This is the most innocent possible explanation I can come up with, and even it leaves the editorial staff at the Times looking like a bunch of dumb kids.

Posted by: DonutBoy on July 8, 2005 04:22 AM

Let's try it on them. Here's how their correction should be quoted:

"That language was added by an editor and was to have been removed before the article was published. Honestly, we didn't think anyone would notice. Because of a production error, it was not. The Times regrets the error. Or at least that we were caught."

See, just two additional sentences! It's not that bad of a thing to do!

Posted by: harkyman on July 8, 2005 07:44 AM

I've worked at a few small-town newspapers, and this sort of thing is done all the time as a joke, like the time a newspaper in Huntington, Indiana referred to the Kentucky Girls High-School All-Star basketball team as the Hilljack Bumblef**ks. Usually this is done in so obvious a manner as to register with the copy editors who giggle and dutifully remove the offending copy. That particular line, however, snuck through and people were fired.

So this type of thing can happen, but if the NYT editor were really just fooling around, she would have inserted something so obviously fake the copy editor would have instantly recognized the joke.

You really have to wonder what's going on at the Times.

Posted by: Ben Lange on July 8, 2005 11:01 AM

Taranto at BOTW yesterday also gives the positive spin alternative explanation, which i think is overly generous. if this is common practice, i don't like it. especially with the slant put on it.

Posted by: matthew on July 8, 2005 11:20 AM

Question:

"The language was added... with the intention of subsequently removing it? What? Who the hell puts fake quotes into an article with the idea that, just before the print run, they'll take them out?"

Answer:

"Earlier Friday, FOXNews.com posted an item purporting to contain quotations from Kerry. The item was based on a reporter’s partial script that had been written in jest and should not have been posted or broadcast. We regret the error, which occurred because of fatigue and bad judgment, not malice."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134166,00.html

Posted by: Abe on July 8, 2005 12:24 PM

Oh, and here's the story Fox ran:

http://www.masstort.org/fox/FOXNews_com%20-%20You%20Decide%202004%20-%20Trail%20Tales%20-%20BTrail%20Tales-B%20What's%20That%20Face.htm

Posted by: Abe on July 8, 2005 12:25 PM
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