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October 15, 2004

Ministry of Silly Links

I haven't done one of these for a while. As usual, all of this stuff was stolen from The Perfect World.

Proof that the moon landings were faked. As if we need more proof. Duh.

"Telephone." A random game I don't really get, but it's a little creepy.

Name that Beard! Pretty funny.

Cute girl singing badly, and then it gets funny.

Bizarre Japanese Ice-Cream flavors. Real chunks of horseflesh? Mmmm.

Alan Keyes is a fucking lunatic, but he can sort of sing.

Kind of fun for five minutes. Hit the right arrow key repeatedly to accelerate and the spacebar to slam on the brakes.

This seems to be a compilation of wannabe-rock-bands' photos, gathered from the Internet. The site is called "Rock n Roll Douchebags." How could I not link it?


posted by Ace at 01:55 PM
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[scans for picture of old band, sees that it isn't there, breathes a huge sigh of relief]

Posted by: ccwbass on October 15, 2004 03:15 PM

Ace,

I'm on the road (again).

The Phone was creepy and fun.

I only get a chance to surf on broadband when I'm traveling (it's not available where I live, Curmudgeonville).

Boy, I need to get out more.

Posted by: MeTooThen on October 15, 2004 03:55 PM

Okay, I'm doin' the phone thing and it's creepy but not fun. I'm on the second screen, the city lights up, the hand comes down, and...what? Did I win?

Posted by: see-dubya on October 16, 2004 01:05 AM

I won the phone game pretty fast. I dialed in 666 to see what would happen and then it got me to the next to last thing, a piano and then you play the piano...

Crap, I need to get a life.

Posted by: Knievel on October 16, 2004 12:16 PM

I did the same thing. I figured out the 666 trick.

I'm gonna wonder about the city thing though.

Posted by: See Dub on October 16, 2004 03:38 PM

see-dubya: You have to pull the hand down, then go back and dial the number that it shows you (820 or something). When I dialed 666, it hung up on me.

Posted by: Smack on October 16, 2004 04:28 PM

Luv the ice cream. Here's one 4 u: William Shatner has a new CD out, with a cover of (gulp) Pulp's Common People.

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