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October 15, 2004
Ministry of Silly LinksI haven't done one of these for a while. As usual, all of this stuff was stolen from The Perfect World. Proof that the moon landings were faked. As if we need more proof. Duh. "Telephone." A random game I don't really get, but it's a little creepy. Name that Beard! Pretty funny. Cute girl singing badly, and then it gets funny. Bizarre Japanese Ice-Cream flavors. Real chunks of horseflesh? Mmmm. Alan Keyes is a fucking lunatic, but he can sort of sing. Kind of fun for five minutes. Hit the right arrow key repeatedly to accelerate and the spacebar to slam on the brakes. This seems to be a compilation of wannabe-rock-bands' photos, gathered from the Internet. The site is called "Rock n Roll Douchebags." How could I not link it? posted by Ace at 01:55 PM
Comments[scans for picture of old band, sees that it isn't there, breathes a huge sigh of relief] Posted by: ccwbass on October 15, 2004 03:15 PM
Ace, I'm on the road (again). The Phone was creepy and fun. I only get a chance to surf on broadband when I'm traveling (it's not available where I live, Curmudgeonville). Boy, I need to get out more. Posted by: MeTooThen on October 15, 2004 03:55 PM
Okay, I'm doin' the phone thing and it's creepy but not fun. I'm on the second screen, the city lights up, the hand comes down, and...what? Did I win? Posted by: see-dubya on October 16, 2004 01:05 AM
I won the phone game pretty fast. I dialed in 666 to see what would happen and then it got me to the next to last thing, a piano and then you play the piano... Crap, I need to get a life. Posted by: Knievel on October 16, 2004 12:16 PM
I did the same thing. I figured out the 666 trick. I'm gonna wonder about the city thing though. Posted by: See Dub on October 16, 2004 03:38 PM
see-dubya: You have to pull the hand down, then go back and dial the number that it shows you (820 or something). When I dialed 666, it hung up on me. Posted by: Smack on October 16, 2004 04:28 PM
Luv the ice cream. Here's one 4 u: William Shatner has a new CD out, with a cover of (gulp) Pulp's Common People. Posted by: jeff on October 17, 2004 02:36 AM
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More revelations about the least-sexy broken relationship in media history
I'd wanted to review Parts 2, 3, and 4 of Ryan Lizza's revenge posts about Olivia Nuzzi, but they're all paywalled. I thought about briefly subscribing to get at them, but then I read this in Part 2: Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Do I ever! It's all I remember! Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it's all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell. I wish I hadn't been put in this position, that I didn't have to write about any of this, that I didn't have to subject myself or my loved ones to embarrassment and further loss of privacy. We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. I think he added that because he was embarrassed about all the bamboo imagery from Part 1. He's justifying his twin obsessions: His ex, and bamboo. Which is not a tree but a kind of grass, he'll have you know.
Olivia Nuzzi's crappy Sex and the City fanfic book isn't selling, says CNN (and CNN seems pretty pleased about that)
On Tuesday, the book arrived in stores. At lunchtime, in the Midtown Manhattan nexus of media and publishing, interest in Nuzzi's story seemed more muted. The Barnes and Noble on Fifth Avenue had seven copies tucked into a "New & Notable" rack next to the escalator, below Malala Yousafzai's "Finding My Way." Not many had sold so far, a store employee said. She trashes Ryan Lizza for his "Revenge Porn" here. Emily Jashinsky says that when the Bulwark's gay grifter Tim Miller asked why she didn't report on the (alleged) use of ketamine by RFKJr., she broke down in tears and asked to end the interview.
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This is how it is done. [CBD]
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This may be the last we hear of Big Fani and Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.
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We're increasingly loose with the word "transgender" aren't we?
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It's about time! [CBD]
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GOPe business as usual in the Hoosier State. [CBD]
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