Bill Clinton: "Ya Got Nothin' On Me, Copper!"

Florida Cracker notices that Bill Clinton's chief defense continues to be "You can't prove it."

This is not a confidence-inspiring line of defense. It doesn't fill me with pride that a former president, questioned about his past, always answers, "What are you, some kind of narc?"

Remember all that crap I said about beginning to forgive Bill Clinton? Forget all that. I don't know what I was thinking when I said that. I think I was just trying to impress Ellen Ratner.

Related Thought: Drudge is once again blaring the Bill-Clinton-Came-Unhinged-Story.

I woudn't mind seeing him come unhinged -- it would at least be interesting reality television, nearly as good as Boston Rob screwing over Lex on Survivor -- but I seem to remember deliberately-false stories about Bill Clinton becoming "angry" and "purple-faced" during his grand jury testiomony.

Update: Clinton's book contradicts his sworn testimony regarding the Lewinsky-affair timeline.

Across the world, tens of millions of jaws are dropping slack at the realization that Bill Clinton may not have been entirely candid in his grand jury testimony.