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July 09, 2026

Old News Cafe

Out of control!

Wild fox is very curious about a nature photographer and would like to begin a modeling career.

Old: An influencer tries to get a selfie with a goat.

Also old: Buddy's birthday party.

Old and goth: Vampire bat dance party.

This is about how fast I read.

Rescued dog's first beach day.

A fierce red sandhill crane refused to back down when a grizzly got a little too close. With wings spread, the crane stood its ground defending their nest in the background.

[📹 wildly.tristen / Roam Wild Photo Tours]
[📍 Yellowstone]pic.twitter.com/IrcPNokkhX
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 9, 2026

A hotel employee wets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks who come to swim can easily get out of the pool. pic.twitter.com/A8uXhNUS9C
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 6, 2026

This monkey casually slips into the same hotel every day, helps himself to breakfast, and casually walks back out.

[📍 Mexico] pic.twitter.com/aFTtJQXDjo
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 2, 2026

Also old but good:

A horse archer is armed with a bow and arrows and able to shoot while riding from horseback.

In Mongolian culture, horseback archery was used for hunting, for protecting livestock, protecting the tribe from outside enemies.

[📹 mei_mei_0946]pic.twitter.com/gxSEKt6RHj
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 21, 2024

A heartwarming moment between a rescued elephant and his caregiver pic.twitter.com/DWHPYT4QoI
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 9, 2026

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With wings spread, the crane stood its ground defending their nest in the background. [📹 wildly.tristen / Roam Wild Photo Tours] [📍 Yellowstone]pic.twitter.com/IrcPNokkhX — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 9, 2026 A hotel employee wets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks who come to swim can easily get out of the pool. pic.twitter.com/A8uXhNUS9C — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 6, 2026 This monkey casually slips into the same hotel every day, helps himself to breakfast, and casually walks back out. [📍 Mexico] pic.twitter.com/aFTtJQXDjo — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 2, 2026 Also old but good: A horse archer is armed with a bow and arrows and able to shoot while riding from horseback. In Mongolian culture, horseback archery was used for hunting, for protecting livestock, protecting the tribe from outside enemies. 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