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June 22, 2004
Accidental Admission Watch"I don't want an economy where Americans are working, and working, and working, and working for the economy. As President, I will have an economy that works for Americans." -- Senator John Kerry, as reported on FoxNews today Errrr... okay, but isn't that an admission that Americans are, in fact, "working, and working, and working, and working"? Wasn't Kerry's complaint, a scant two months ago, that Americans were not working, and working, and working, and working? Just checking. Barely-Related Update: Son of Nixon's got a better description of Terezzzzzza than "sexy, cheeky, whatever." posted by Ace at 12:54 AM
CommentsHe's been forced to retreat to lesser ground. The rhetoric now is workers' wages are too low and its all Bush's fault. I'm sure the details on how to make "America work" for me will be forthcoming right after he rolls out his plan for the "complete and irreversible elimination of North Korea's nuclear weapons program." Posted by: Golden Boy on June 22, 2004 01:36 AM
Posted on my blog: John Kerry, borrowing from the Huey "Kingfish" Long playbook says: "I don't want an economy where Americans are working, and working, and working, and working for the economy. As President, I will have an economy that works for Americans." (Hat tip: Ace of Spades) Isn't this how the French economy works? Or rather, doesn't? To our soldiers abroad: John Kerry doesn't want a military where you're fighting and fighting and fighting. He wants an army that fights for you. To our thin blue line of policemen and women: John Kerry doesn't want a police force where you're walking the beat, walking the beat, walking the beat. He wants a police force that walks the beat...for you. To our postal workers: John Kerry doesn't want a mail delivery system where you're delivering, delivering, delivering the mail. He wants a system that delivers the mail for you. To the nation's prostitutes: John Kerry doesn't want a sex trade in which you're fornicating, fornicating, fornicating. He wants a sex trade that fucks you. You get the idea. John Kerry 2004: Bringing je ne sais quois to these United States. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on June 22, 2004 08:55 AM
Yeah, that's right! Darn lazy economy!!! I give and I give and I give, and get nothing in return!!! Except these shoes, and that interstate highway, and a new waterlily for my pond.... Posted by: lauraw on June 22, 2004 11:18 AM
Today, Kerry said, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." Posted by: Brian B on June 22, 2004 12:23 PM
As a poster at a Democratic rally in Springfield said, "We want to be paid for not working." Posted by: ace on June 22, 2004 12:41 PM
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ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP
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You made me cry when you said good-bye 70s, not 50s Now that is a motherflipping intro
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"The Athletic posted a lengthy article about a statue outside Globe Life Field, presenting a virtue-signaling moral grievance as unbiased news coverage." [CBD]
Important Message from Recent Convert to Christianity and Yet Super-Serious Christian Tuq'r Qarlson: Actually Muslims love Jesus, it's Trump and his neocons who hate him
Tucker Carlson Network Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this. He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again. You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him.
@KFILE 21m So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite thanks to weft-cut loop.
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This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker. And I guess you think you've got it made Oh, but then, you never were afraid Of anything that you've left behind Oh, but it's alright with me now 'Cause I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, yes, I'm bound to win Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area. Recent Comments
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