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June 22, 2004

Accidental Admission Watch

"I don't want an economy where Americans are working, and working, and working, and working for the economy. As President, I will have an economy that works for Americans." -- Senator John Kerry, as reported on FoxNews today

Errrr... okay, but isn't that an admission that Americans are, in fact, "working, and working, and working, and working"?

Wasn't Kerry's complaint, a scant two months ago, that Americans were not working, and working, and working, and working?

Just checking.

Barely-Related Update: Son of Nixon's got a better description of Terezzzzzza than "sexy, cheeky, whatever."


posted by Ace at 12:54 AM
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He's been forced to retreat to lesser ground. The rhetoric now is workers' wages are too low and its all Bush's fault. I'm sure the details on how to make "America work" for me will be forthcoming right after he rolls out his plan for the "complete and irreversible elimination of North Korea's nuclear weapons program."

Posted by: Golden Boy on June 22, 2004 01:36 AM

Posted on my blog:

John Kerry, borrowing from the Huey "Kingfish" Long playbook says: "I don't want an economy where Americans are working, and working, and working, and working for the economy. As President, I will have an economy that works for Americans." (Hat tip: Ace of Spades)

Isn't this how the French economy works? Or rather, doesn't?

To our soldiers abroad: John Kerry doesn't want a military where you're fighting and fighting and fighting. He wants an army that fights for you.

To our thin blue line of policemen and women: John Kerry doesn't want a police force where you're walking the beat, walking the beat, walking the beat. He wants a police force that walks the beat...for you.

To our postal workers: John Kerry doesn't want a mail delivery system where you're delivering, delivering, delivering the mail. He wants a system that delivers the mail for you.

To the nation's prostitutes: John Kerry doesn't want a sex trade in which you're fornicating, fornicating, fornicating. He wants a sex trade that fucks you.

You get the idea.

John Kerry 2004: Bringing je ne sais quois to these United States.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on June 22, 2004 08:55 AM

Yeah, that's right!

Darn lazy economy!!!
How about working for ME once in a while???

I give and I give and I give, and get nothing in return!!! Except these shoes, and that interstate highway, and a new waterlily for my pond....

Posted by: lauraw on June 22, 2004 11:18 AM

Today, Kerry said, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

Posted by: Brian B on June 22, 2004 12:23 PM

As a poster at a Democratic rally in Springfield said, "We want to be paid for not working."

Posted by: ace on June 22, 2004 12:41 PM
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