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June 21, 2004

I Can't Believe I'm Saying This: Leave Clinton Alone

So, Clinton got all angry and heated when vigorously questioned about Monica Lewinsky on BBC.

Here's the thing:

The Democrats and their liberal media Spirit Squad claimed for years that the impeachment effort was "all about sex." No matter how many times we retorted, "No, it's all about the perjury and obstruction of justice; sex is just the subject matter of that perjury and obstruction," the Democrats and the liberal media Spirit Squad asserted that we were lying, that in fact it was the sex, and only the sex, we cared about.

But here's the thing: When Bill Clinton goes on to do these dopey interviews/advertisements, what does the liberal media ask him about?

The sex. And only the sex.

That's not what I'm interested in. To the extent I care anymore at all about Bill Clinton (and I care less and less everyday; I've even begun to forgive him), I care only about the lawbreaking. Not the sex.

If you're going to ask him questions, ask him about his decision to commit perjury.

Not the sex.

Look: cheating on a spouse with a young girl in a very subordinate position is bad. It's blameworthy. It may even be, in the liberals' favorite formulation, "indefensible and reprehensible."

It is also none of my fucking business. And I think most conservatives agree that it's none of our fucking business. And of course most Americans agree that it's none of our fucking business.

Cheating on a spouse is blameworthy and a betrayal, but it's a betrayal of the spouse. I may say that it's shabby behavior, but I'm not the one to whom an apology is owed.

The wife is, although we don't know what sort of an arrangement these two had. And, certainly, the daughter is owed an apology.

But I'm not owed an apology over the sex itself, and I never fucking asked for one. And conservatives have never maintained otherwise.

So please, please, please liberal media: Don't demand that Clinton apologize for schtupping an intern on my behalf. We're all grown-ups-- we understand, as we always have understood, that infidelity is selfish, hurtful, and regretably all too common. Clinton isn't the first famous, rich, powerful man to chase a little tail, and he won't be the last.

If you want to press Clinton, press him on the stuff for which he really does owe the country an apology: For committing crimes while President of the United States in order to conceal a sordid affair and thus plunge the country into partisan warfare and political paralysis for two long years.

The sex I forgive him for. No, I don't even forgive him-- I forgive trespasses against me, and his affair with Lewinsky was not a trespass against me. I have nothing to forgive on this particular score.

But note the effect of the media's focus on the sex:

1) It gets them ratings;

2) It stokes interest in Clinton's book;

3) It allows the media to claim they're "asking the tough questions, " when in fact they're hitting Clinton hard on sex to avoid the real tough questions; by asking Clinton about a very common and human lapse they use up the time that would otherwise be spent asking him about his criminal lapses;

4) It makes Clinton appear to be a more sympathetic figure, as the media pummels him with intrusive, personal questions about a subject matter they actually have little right to ask, thus casting him in the role of "victim;"

5) It continues the myth that this was "all about sex."

It wasn't then, it isn't now.

You know, if I should ever be caught committing crimes, I can only wish the media chooses to ask me about my various sexual peccadiloes while avoiding the dicey subject of my lawbreaking.

Let's all agree, once and for all: As regards the actual sex, it is time to move on.

Afterthought: Plus, we've got bigger issues to focus on. No matter how "big" Clinton's various crimes -- including taking money from the Chinese -- seemed at the time, they don't seem particularly urgent now. There are simply bigger issues to contend with, and besides, all of this really is in the past. All we can do now is argue about it, and I wonder what the point of that could be.

The impeachment effort failed. Maybe Bill Clinton deserved to be removed from office, but consider: Had we removed him from office, Al Gore would have become Commander in Chief.

Think about that.

Clinton was feckless and arguably negligent regarding national security, but consider what Al "They betrayed this country!!!" Gore would have been like.

In a way, Clinton did us all an enormous favor.

100 years from now historians may note that the most enduring part of his legacy was his courageous cock-blocking of Al Gore from the Presidency.

Hell, perhaps 100 years from now, given the fact that Al Gore was thankfully relegated to obscurity and, King Lear-like, howling like a wounded animal, people will say of Bill Clinton: "In a way, he really did save the Constitution. The sonofabitch's dick was smarter than all of us put together."


posted by Ace at 12:49 AM
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May the reader's favorite deity forgive me, but I pretty much stopped giving a rat's ass about his perjury when he lost his license to practice law, and then tubed Gore's chances at surpassing his own Peter Principle level.

I look at Clinton as a curmudgeonly schmuck, the ultimate Bubba, who could have and should have done a better job, given his talents. And while he's probably apologized to the small group of people he wronged with his randiness, he was dragged through some dirt for his perjury, with the added benefit of becoming a show-stopper for Gore, and thus that debt is paid.

He'll pile up more debts, and those will be interesting. But the perjury isn't any longer.

Posted by: Patton on June 21, 2004 02:47 AM

When you don't believe in anything that lifts your spirit; something greater than you, all you've got left are cheap thrills and titilation.

Ace, consider yourself lucky that you think the Rule of Law and the principles of honesty are more important than the actual actions of any individual. It shows you'll never win the Bill Clinton Award yourself.

It's been said for a while that the Left has lost their hope for a better future, and only wants to drag the rest of us down with them. For them, it is all about the sex, because that's all they can feel. The animal thrill is the only thing which touches them, and the higher concepts are lost on them. They think it's all about the sex because of a failure of the imagination.

Posted by: Brock on June 21, 2004 09:23 AM

Well Ace, I certainly agree with most of your perspective. But I can't exactly say the sex had nothing to do with me and was none of my business. Because, you see, Billy was working for me at the time and I was paying his salary. And he did it in an office building I paid for. He most certainly owed me more than an apology and I reserve the right to fume about that part all I'd like. High Crime and Misdemeanor? No. Worthy of hijacking a presidency? No - it should be noted on top of the stack of other Things That Made Billy Shameful, then we move on.

After that... the lying and lawbreaking are a whole other subject, and I'm with you. But in the end, I don't tell my kids Clinton was a bad president only because he lied and broke the law. I tell them he was a lying pervert.

Posted by: The Black Republican on June 21, 2004 10:21 AM

Did he address the pardons of drug dealers and particularly Marc Rich, who arranged circular schemes which enriched him and put weapons in the hands of our enemies?

Did he say anything about he and Hillary looting the White House of public treasures and then having to be compelled to return things by the public outcry?

Sorry. Still mad at the guy- actually, he is one reason I turned from Lib to Conservative. So maybe I should thank him for his stupidity, like Ace says; if it weren't for his F-ups, Gore might well be the president (shudder).

Posted by: lauraw on June 21, 2004 10:24 AM

Like you, I watched Clinton's disgraceful acceptance of responsibility for the Lewinsky Scandal last night on 60 Minutes. He did not try to lie his way out of it or blame it on an underling. It's as if he believes that it's acceptable for a President to admit to making mistakes.

If Our Leader George W. Bush Jr. had been in Clinton's position, he'd have done the honorable thing and blamed the White House cigar provisioner. He'd do so with the knowledge that today, Rush would back him up by railing against tobacconists, O'Reilly would be calling for a boycott of wrapper leaf from the Dominican Republic, and Coulter would have killed some elderly Cuban cigar roller in Tampa with a homemade shiv. By next week, no patriotic American would dare voice the slightest doubt about presidential infallibility. That's Bush Era leadership--the kind of leadership we missed during the Clinton years.


Posted by: vince on June 21, 2004 11:32 AM

Ace,

As you know, I frequently agree with you. But I disagree with your categorical statement that the Lewinski scandal was all about the perjury, and not at all about the sex. I think the perjury and obstruction of justice was the worst part of it. But the sex was a part, if only a small part, and for the same reason that perjury is so reprehensible.

Perjury is bad because it's a lie made after an express promise not to lie. It undermines everyone's confidence in the institution that administered the oath - if one person can get away with it, why not more? Infidelity is bad because (among other things) it is extra-marital sex after an express promise, before God Himself, not to have extra-marital sex.

I was not personally injured by Bill's harpooning the whale. But the whole sordid affair serves as evidence of Clinton's complete lack of integrity. It is more fuel for the fire, if you will. He lied before Congress - and that means he is not to be trusted - but he also lied to his wife, to his family, to his God, and to whatever may have remained of his conscience, and that also means he is not to be trusted.

Posted by: Aaron on June 21, 2004 11:46 AM

Wow, vince. That was a comically inept post.

Posted by: addison on June 21, 2004 12:43 PM

Update:

"Harpooning the Whale" would be a good name for a rock band.

Posted by: Aaron on June 21, 2004 01:23 PM

Well Ace, I certainly agree with most of your perspective. But I can't exactly say the sex had nothing to do with me and was none of my business.

Well, I can say that.

Okay, let me rephrase that less-contentiously. Even you seem to be dancing around this admission: Perhaps there was something regarding the sex for which Bill Clinton owes us some apology, but he owes us an apology only due to a tenuous happenstance of time, place, and manner.


Because, you see, Billy was working for me at the time and I was paying his salary. And he did it in an office building I paid for.

Gingrich was working for you when he had an affair. Did he have an affair in his office? Probably not, but I'm sure he made phone calls in relation to the affair.

And the president, of course, is one of the few men in the world whose place of business is also his primary residence, and the only place on the face of the earth where he can actually have privacy from the world (and the secret service). Let's face it, he couldn't have ducked out to the Arlington-area Motel 6 for his trysts.

So yes, these may be violations of the public trust, but only of a de minimis sort.

When do men have affairs? Usually when they're working, or supposed to be working. Most affairs are with a co-worker (I've got no statistics for this, but it seems likely). Affairs are had when men are "working long hours" at the office and just "can't get home."

As you say, had he not committed crimes in relation to the affair, it wouldn't have been an impeachable offense at all.

I may have overstated it that he doesn't owe us any accounting for wasting presidential hours chasing tail. But I do consider the actual sex to be a very minor bullet-point on the case against Clinton.

Betraying a spouse is always bad (assuming he did betray her which, let's face it, most of assume he didn't). Fornication is bad, depending on one's moral or religious views.

But this is the sort of bad stuff that we as citizens usually don't get too concerned about.


Posted by: ace on June 21, 2004 02:15 PM

For you, vince. Hope this helps.

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Posted by: lauraw on June 21, 2004 03:29 PM

LauraW: DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SEE ON THAT SITE!!! It is run by a shadowy group known only as "the London Group," an international conglomerate that was connected to various government projects in the late 60s/eaerly 70s. Various London Group affiliates have been suspects in, among other things, the Kennedy assassination, Party of Five getting cancelled, and Bruce Willis' receding hairline.

Posted by: Aaron on June 21, 2004 05:12 PM

Are you saying the product doesn't work?

I've been using mine for six months (I have had to clean and reinforce it a couple times) and I can tell you that I'm feeling much better now.

Posted by: lauraw on June 21, 2004 05:48 PM

Again and again I find myself agreeing with you, whether it is Drudge becoming a Pat Buchannan republican, to leaving B.C. ALONE(!) to nearly everything you say about Wonkette! (I have recently noticed that that C.U. Next. Tuesday. is on NPR, and Time mag, all the while they mention the hell out of you know who, and you know who, and also ANDREW whoever, while ignoring sites with a million times the readerships, LGF, SDB G.R. and his Most Munificent. I also noticed your site, absent from Time and NPR.) I can't thank Ann Coulter enough for graciously linking to your site (when DR. [phd.]Condoleeza rice testified) and she linked to your top 10. Sinec then, my blogging habits have been inspired. If I could only stop guzzling this German beer! No wonder Joschka Fischer is so popular over here! The beer is so good, who cares who leads you so long as the beer is cheaper than the water!! Seig Heil....or whatever the commies over here are saying to each other??? Ja Comrade?! I am about to post on the simplicities of German life on my own site soon enough. Hope you will stop by again.

Posted by: stuttgartcad on June 21, 2004 06:22 PM

Another point about Clinton's Monica scandal:

Boss having an affair with young intern -- in a lot of businesses, that constitutes sexual harrassment.

"And while he's probably apologized to the small group of people he wronged with his randiness, "

I think this refers to Hillary and Chelsea. I presume you aren't including the...uhm..."recipients" of his attentions. If memory serves, quite a few claim to have been unwilling participants.

Posted by: cj on June 25, 2004 12:25 AM
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