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January 20, 2006

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Ace of Spades readers!

The time has come to show the power of our movement. It is our time to shine.

Wizbang's Caption Contest is a picture of Dick Cheney.

We must submit our entries. A group of readers who can come up with the awesome Dick Cheney facts should be able to smoke this contest.

Now go, fly my monkeys. Fly!

posted by WunderKraut at 08:18 AM

Comments

If Cheney stopped scowling, cancer would disappear.

He doesn't care.

Posted by: scarshapedstar on January 20, 2006 08:55 AM

excuse me? No one calls me a monkey and gets away with it.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 20, 2006 09:19 AM

I totally meant "monkey" in a good way...

Ok, how about: Fly my pretties!

Posted by: WunderKraut on January 20, 2006 09:23 AM

Is it me or does the concept of 'write a caption' usally get butcheredd during these exercises?

Maybe there should be 'Create a vignette not to exceed 400 words illustrated by the above picture" picture ....

Posted by: Bumper@Sticker.com on January 20, 2006 09:28 AM

Ok, pretties will work.

;-)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 20, 2006 09:59 AM

Dick Cheney briefly worked as an exterminator, but went out of business when customers objected to his practice of fumigating with neutron weaponry.

Posted by: Alex_fs on January 20, 2006 10:16 AM

Ok, how about: Fly my pretties!

Nice placating, Kraut.

Posted by: lauraw on January 20, 2006 10:22 AM

That's just the way Kraut rolls, LauraW.

He's got nuthin' on Chris Klein.

Posted by: Hoodlumman on January 20, 2006 10:25 AM

lauraw,

Ace warned me about his rowdy commenters :-)

Posted by: WunderKraut on January 20, 2006 10:56 AM

Vice Pres. Chenney demonstrates to the White House press the willingness of the admin to work with delegates from Cairo.

Critics of the administration dismiss the overtures in 'walking the walk' as to little until the whole of America to the Police at Krispy Kreem adopt a Cairo aware posture.

Posted by: Tavis C on January 20, 2006 12:06 PM

Here's a good one:

"I'm making a fucking fortune off the blood of American soldiers!!"

Posted by: Mike on January 20, 2006 12:24 PM

Ace warned me about his rowdy commenters

Hey! How come you get to blog here if you don't frequent the place? Are you too good for us or something?

Posted by: BrewFan on January 20, 2006 12:37 PM

Actually, I comment from time to time, but nothing like you dedicated fans.

The fact is, I have pictures of Ace in a compromising position...

That MAY be why I got to guest blog.

Posted by: WunderKraut on January 20, 2006 12:41 PM

The fact is, I have pictures of Ace in a compromising position...

Welcome! I see now that you certainly have embraced the ethical nature of the AoS Lifestyle™

Posted by: BrewFan on January 20, 2006 12:54 PM

"Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man? Oh, you mean last Thursday. Yeah, the bodies were stacked about this high."

Posted by: Brett on January 20, 2006 07:19 PM

i'm expecting Ace fans to send a BIG stack of Dick Cheney Coolfacts ...it'll be THIS high

Posted by: dick's johnson on January 21, 2006 01:16 AM