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January 15, 2006
Playoffs ThreadPittsburgh looking good. Woot! posted by Ace at 02:55 PM
CommentsFrom your previous predictions, it looks like you're trying to jinx 'em... Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 03:15 PM
Looks like Indy fans are going to need that "Pill To Reduce Emotional Trauma" from the last thread. Posted by: TallDave on January 15, 2006 03:19 PM
The Steelers actually showed up with some game! Posted by: Monty on January 15, 2006 03:22 PM
Very ballsy play going for it on 4th down. Just when Manning has some momentum on his side, the game is paused for the kid's contest winners. Posted by: Bart on January 15, 2006 03:23 PM
Polamalu! Wish we had a guy like him. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 03:52 PM
Ha! Nice job by the NFL trying to fix the game. Won't work. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 03:56 PM
Your Welcome. Posted by: The Ref on January 15, 2006 03:56 PM
That was some buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.. Wow, how much did Manning pay the ref for that crap? Posted by: Bremelow on January 15, 2006 03:59 PM
Still, ya gotta admit those were some nice passes in that drive! Posted by: Enas Yorl on January 15, 2006 04:04 PM
who woke up the Colts? Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 15, 2006 04:04 PM
Wow, the Colts might "win" this game. Total f'in outrage. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:08 PM
This is becoming a real nailbiter. Posted by: Brass on January 15, 2006 04:09 PM
Of course, why WEREN'T the Steelers blitzing last drive? Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:10 PM
Beautiful blitz. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:12 PM
Ruined by a really preventable fumble. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:13 PM
Wtf from Bettis!? Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:13 PM
HA!! it ain't over till it's over people. Posted by: Enas Yorl on January 15, 2006 04:14 PM
If Pittsburgh loses this game, Bettis will be the Bill Buckner of the Steelers. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:14 PM
Yup. But the refs will have stolen this one. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:15 PM
If the Steelers lose this, I'm not sure if Bettis or that ref will be the bigger goat. Posted by: paul on January 15, 2006 04:15 PM
Why even run the ball? Posted by: scott on January 15, 2006 04:16 PM
I missed the call - what happened? Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:17 PM
Because the Colts had all of their timeouts. Posted by: paul on January 15, 2006 04:17 PM
Hey, come on. Change the channel. Point Last Seen is playing on Lifetime TV right now. It's not like you haven't seen a baseball game before. Seen one, seen 'em all. Now, come on. Give me the remote. Posted by: sandy burger on January 15, 2006 04:17 PM
Hey come on - the Steelers db only held on to the ball for about 5 minutes - that's no where long enough to establish a catch. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 15, 2006 04:17 PM
Sandy - heh. Wow. That was a bad kick. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:19 PM
YES! That is justice. What's great, is that the Colt kicker likes to talk trash - but what a choke! Posted by: paul on January 15, 2006 04:19 PM
Polamalu cleanly picked Manning, did a roll, and caused himself to fumble with his own knee as he came up. Got his own ball. Initially (correctly) called a pick and fumble (and own recovery), then bizarrely overturned on replay. Manning then led a TD drive. Doesn't matter anyway, Steelers win. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:19 PM
Btw -- how great is Roethlisberger? Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:21 PM
Yikes. If the Colts had won under those circumstances, it would had been bad. Why do the morons keep calling time outs? Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:22 PM
I've always said: don't bet against Bill Cowher. He might find out, hunt you down, and kill you with his scowl. Posted by: Tim Higgins on January 15, 2006 04:23 PM
WOO HOO! That is about the weirdest second half I have ever seen. On to Denver! Posted by: Michael on January 15, 2006 04:23 PM
It's all about the PANTHERS baby. Chicago has a classy organization BUT the Panthers are gonna give them an uberfloggin today. Posted by: Johnnywaka on January 15, 2006 04:28 PM
Despite the best efforts of the refs, Steelers win....haha awesome game Posted by: brak on January 15, 2006 04:29 PM
Wow, what a game! Posted by: scott on January 15, 2006 04:30 PM
Yeah, I thought the same thing about Manning. He was absolutely right to go for it then, but it is quite unsettling to see that he's really in charge of the team more than Dungy. I'm happy the Steelers won, but visions of a Broncos-Seahawks Super Bowl aren't exactly sending shivers down my spine. Posted by: paul on January 15, 2006 04:33 PM
IIRC Manning calls the plays. Unusual, but not unprecedented. Effing Steelers. I was hoping for a Colts/Seahawks showdown. Then again, none of my teams I followed at the start of the season even made it to the playoffs. Posted by: cranky-d on January 15, 2006 04:34 PM
Ugh. I can't stand Joe Buck. Posted by: harrison on January 15, 2006 04:35 PM
I hate that the top Fox broadcast teams both have Cowturds. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:37 PM
Whoa. Less than a minute in and a touchdown. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 04:44 PM
Go John Fox go. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 04:44 PM
BOOOOOO-YAAAAAAH. Posted by: Johnnywaka on January 15, 2006 04:45 PM
Was that the start of the game, or a bitchslap? Posted by: Steve Smith on January 15, 2006 04:47 PM
...don't bet against Bill Cowher. He might find out, hunt you down, and kill you with his scowl. After immobilizing you with his spittle. Holy Crap, what a bogus call on the interception! Posted by: Lipstick on January 15, 2006 04:51 PM
So, are the refs going to try to screw the Panthers too? Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 05:13 PM
BOOOOOOO-YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Posted by: on January 15, 2006 05:15 PM
Another totally made up call. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 05:16 PM
League trying to fix both games today. Nice. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 05:17 PM
bullshit--bullshit Posted by: on January 15, 2006 05:17 PM
A Panthers/Steelers Superbowl would be ideal. Posted by: Johnnywaka on January 15, 2006 05:37 PM
A Panthers/Steelers Superbowl would be ideal. Brace yourself for disappointment. But I'm sure you'll get just as much enjoyment watching the Broncos. Posted by: geoff on January 15, 2006 05:40 PM
I was rooting for the Steelers, but on the Palumalu non-pick, I can see the refs' reasoning. By rule, IIRC, if the ball is knocked loose by hitting the ground in the process of catching it, it's incomplete. Although Palumalu rolled up with it, it was clear (to me) that the impact with the ground had taken away his control of it; it was only against his hand, not in his hand, like his hand was just with the ball as it was coming free. So, ground caused loss of control in the process of catching it. Not a catch. Posted by: ace on January 15, 2006 06:23 PM
Although there need to be specific sorts of rules about this (because sometimes a team actually wants a "catch" ruled an incomplete, because the receiver subsequently fumbles it away to the other team), I'm kind of a big believer in the basic rule that if it's a catch, you demonstrate that BY HOLDING ON TO THE FRICKIN' BALL THROUGHOUT THE CATCH AND TACKLE, and if you don't, don't go whining about some technical analysis of precisely when you demonstrated possession. Posted by: ace on January 15, 2006 06:28 PM
So, ground caused loss of control in the process of catching it. Not a catch. Are you blind? He had total control of the ball when he caught it and while he was rolling on the ground. His own knee knocked the ball loose while he was coming up, thereby creating the fumble that he recovered. They only showed this about 80 times on the replay. Posted by: Michael on January 15, 2006 07:18 PM
Another total BS call for Chicago. The fix is definitely in. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 07:23 PM
His own knee knocked the ball loose while he was coming up, thereby creating the fumble that he recovered. They only showed this about 80 times on the replay.Not to mention, even if he DID lose it on the ground, there certainly wasn't "indisputable video evidence" to that effect. Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 07:34 PM
If this ***ing game goes into overtime and delays the beginning of "24," I am going to be pissed. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 07:47 PM
"We now join '24', already in progress." Posted by: harrison on January 15, 2006 07:55 PM
I would be in a killing mood if that happened. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 07:59 PM
24 will be pre-empted and will air already in progress. That's okay, though, it's not like every single minute in 24 is important or anything. Posted by: Bart on January 15, 2006 07:59 PM
Idiots! I don't want commercials or your stupid postgame "analysis." Carolina won, the other team lost. Analysis over. JUST START THE F**CKING SHOW THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO START 8 MINUTES AGO!!!! Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 08:08 PM
Y'all know I'm humble and would never sieze an opportunity to gloat. I blew it on the Patriots, they stunk. My other picks, however,.... A reminder of my earlier predictions: Seattle beats Washington 30-13
Posted by: Bart on January 15, 2006 08:11 PM
Easy, Slub, easy. Posted by: BrewFan on January 15, 2006 08:17 PM
Sorry...breathe...breathe... Have to ask myself, What Would Jack Bauer Do? Probably shoot someone in the kneecaps and scream "THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME FOR PROTOCOL!" Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 08:31 PM
Is this the most boring playoffs ever or whut? Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 15, 2006 09:51 PM
I am soooooo sick of announcers giving us the tired old "Grossman's got the whole team behind him!" spiel. I would prefer some frigging completed passes. Hey Seattle, here's a hint: double-cover Smith. Posted by: Dogstar on January 16, 2006 02:30 AM
I don't think so Dave, the only boring one for me this weekend was the Washington game. The 3 others could have gone either way in the 4th quarter. Posted by: scott on January 16, 2006 08:53 AM
Good to see the Pissburgh Cheaters get screwed by the refs. It's good for them to see what it's like. I'm tired of the NFL (No Fair League) playing favorites. Go Broncos, I guess. Posted by: Ken on January 16, 2006 09:51 AM
I don't want that to be the last comment in this thread. Big Ben! Posted by: mary on January 16, 2006 11:12 AM
How about this one? Joey Porter is correct, I wouldn't trust the refs. It's funny though, he doesn't feel that way when they give his team the bs calls. Posted by: Ken on January 16, 2006 12:33 PM
May Jerome Bettis sit on Ken's face. Posted by: Lipstick on January 16, 2006 01:21 PM
Actually Jerome seems like a pretty nice guy, though I've never met him. With that being said, and even though I've been going through a dry spell, I think my face and I will wait in hope that someone better will come a long and sit on it. Posted by: Ken on January 16, 2006 01:57 PM
I think my face and I will wait in hope that someone better will come a long and sit on it. The bad luck for you is that, right now, all the chicks are lining up instead for John Boulton's Moustache... Posted by: Lipstick on January 16, 2006 03:35 PM
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