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Brain Candy: Scientists Work On Pill To Reduce Emotional TraumaI thought they already had invented Val-U-Rite discount vodka, but shows what I know: They have been testing a pill that, when given after a traumatic event like rape, may make the resulting memories less painful and intense. I'm going to need a few of these. One for 1978, one for 1983, and a bunch for 1992-2005. posted by Ace at 12:51 AM
CommentsWhy do we have to numb everything we don't like in life? Our memories, even the painful ones, make us who we are. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 15, 2006 12:57 AM
If they need test subjects...may I recommend the entire Democratic wing of the Senate Judiciary Committee, each and every one of whom is going to have a "traumatic experience" the minute Alito gets confirmed. Might want to warn Kennedy if the drug reacts badly with alcohol. Then again, might not... Posted by: The Random Yak on January 15, 2006 01:00 AM
...may I recommend the entire Democratic wing of the Senate Judiciary Committee, each and every one of whom is going to have a "traumatic experience" the minute Alito gets confirmed. And the entire liberal consituency, so they can finally come to grips with the results of the 2000 and 2004 elections. Posted by: geoff on January 15, 2006 01:03 AM
I'll need some of those pills after reading your post and comments here. Maybe need to edit the last 50 or so comments - however, considering the subject, maybe leaving them in is even funnier! Posted by: Madfish Willie on January 15, 2006 01:57 AM
One for 1978, one for 1983, and a bunch for 1992-2005. Dude, you're screwed up. I just need one for 1952-2006. Posted by: Michael on January 15, 2006 02:13 AM
Ace, It's time to heal. Share your pain with us. Share it! And then we'll see about finding this Shakare place. Posted by: Quintapalus on January 15, 2006 02:42 AM
And the entire liberal consituency, so they can finally come to grips with the results of the 2000 and 2004 elections. And the entire conservative constituency, so they can come to grips with the fact that a majority of Americans support IMPEACHING the worst president ever. Support for impeaching Bush is significantly HIGHER than it ever was for impeaching Clinton. Funny what our so-called liberal media doesn't tell you, eh? New Zogby Poll Shows Majority of Americans Support Impeaching Bush for Wiretapping Go read it -- but have your pills handy. Posted by: tubino on January 15, 2006 02:44 AM
Tubino: Fertik's words alone "Bush admits he ordered illegal warantless wiretapping, but says it began in response to 9/11 and was limited to a small number of calls to or from Al Qaeda,"by themselves, provide proof that the link is from a site easily ignored, in this case, democrats.com. Bush admitted no such thing, no matter how much Fertik wants that to be true and (have your pills handy) Bush is no more going to get impeached than you, afterdowningstreet.org, or democrats.com is going to get rational. Posted by: Patton on January 15, 2006 02:57 AM
Bush admitted no such thing, False. I heard him say it. So you're claiming someone else is speaking as Bush in press conferences etc.? He also said he intends to continue. No, he probably won't get impeached -- until he has a nervous breakdown, which I can easily imagine in the next few months. If you ever look at videotape of Bush when he was governor, he could think on his feet, was quick with a joke... I think he actually has a medical problem now, with symptoms being... his tongue-tiedness, the hesitancy and stuttering, the peculiar lapses. They are covering pretty well, so far, but I'd wager that situation will turn before summer. The Shi'ite burn of the Sunnis on amending the Iraq constitution is likely to keep things getting hotter there... They have to push Iran as a diversion for the public -- even if the military and political realities mean the US isn't likely to pull an Iraq on it. Posted by: tubino on January 15, 2006 03:11 AM
He admitted illegal wiretapping? Quite the opposite: He pointed out that it was perfectly legal. And, by happy coincidence, it was. Posted by: Patton on January 15, 2006 03:42 AM
Adolfo says: Why do we have to numb everything we don't like in life? Our memories, even the painful ones, make us who we are. I dunno Adolfo, that's deep. But hows about we put you in combat and have a handful of your good friends' guts blown all over your face, or maybe subject you to a few rounds of violent gang rape, and then we'll talk about valued memories that make us who we are. Posted by: Bill from INDC on January 15, 2006 03:47 AM
Hey, Tubster, keep pushing the "Bush has an illness" meme. With any luck, we could invoke the Presidential Line of Succession and have your wettest dream become a reality: President Dick Cheney. Posted by: Jack M. on January 15, 2006 03:54 AM
Or, Bill, we could make the same exact point without sounding like a dick. Like this: I know what you mean, Adolfo, but then consider people who suffer truly severe trauma (torture, rape, war, etcetera). Posted by: sandy burger on January 15, 2006 04:19 AM
Or, Bill, we could make the same exact point without sounding like a dick. You know, Sandy, I think I actually prefer the way Bill seems to be a bitter dude who shits all over everything. There's something reassuring about it. Posted by: Andrew on January 15, 2006 07:17 AM
Or, Bill, we could make the same exact point without sounding like a dick. Asking Bill not to be an asshole is like asking tubino not to be a tool of his left wing masters. Some things in life just aren't meant to be. Posted by: BrewFan on January 15, 2006 07:41 AM
Tubino, must you thread-jack every single non-political post on this board? Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 08:57 AM
which I can easily imagine The left wing pathology in a nutshell. If the make a pill for it, I'd even support free distribution by the gov. Posted by: VRWC Agent on January 15, 2006 09:35 AM
My complaint isn't the typical lefty idiocy, its that tiny tube is so hamfisted at segueing. 'Say, speaking of hamfisted....go make me a sandwich.' Posted by: lauraw on January 15, 2006 10:06 AM
Or, Bill, we could make the same exact point without sounding like a dick. Like this: You've got a point - I'm just concerned by the widespread use of mind altering drugs like Prozac and Ritalin. Our grandparents and great grandparents survived war, etc. - their examples show that we are stronger than we give ourselves credit for. Oh, and you're right - Bill is a dick. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 15, 2006 10:16 AM
From the article: Scientists think it happens because the brain goes haywire during and right after a strongly emotional event, pouring out stress hormones that help store these memories in a different way than normal ones are preserved. This strikes me as perfectly sensible. Your body finds a way to make you remember bad stuff, presumably making it less likely that you'll put yourself in that sort of situation again. That's not to say that using it to help people isn't a good idea, or that we always have control over these bad situations, but it still seems like a decent survival mechanism. Posted by: Andrew on January 15, 2006 10:25 AM
My 7 year old was prescribed propranolol for anxiety frequent explosions of rage. It didn't help at all. It's really a mild medication. It doesn't even work on the brain at all. It just prevents the adrenaline response: that need to run or fight when under stress. I'm very skeptical of its value for ptsd. Maybe it will help calm them down and they won't remember the fear as much, and it wouldn't be addictive like val-u-rite vodka. But it is just a blood pressure medicine. Posted by: michele on January 15, 2006 11:06 AM
So when a regular here makes a cheap baseless swipe at the "left", that's not threadjacking. When I respond with a similar swipe, using an actual link to information, that's a hamfisted thead-jacking. The facts are biased, aren't they? Jack M, I don't want impeachment. I want Bush to hang around your necks like a rotting albatross. I want everyone to know that Repubs will stand up for him as long as possible, as they have Delay, Ney, Frist, Libby, etc etc. Meanwhile, your talking points are getting outdated quickly. Specter: If Bush Broke The Law With Warrantless Spying, Impeachment Is A Remedy Gotta love it. Posted by: tubino on January 15, 2006 11:34 AM
Here's a non-sequitur of the kind I like: tiny tube, your children are going to choose to be U.S. Marines when they grow up, and they are going to go abroad and help spread Democracy across the globe. And you are going to have to be proud of them. Posted by: lauraw on January 15, 2006 11:56 AM
...I mean, since we're making up alternate futures and all. Posted by: lauraw on January 15, 2006 11:58 AM
tubby, does it bother your conscience to be disingenuous or can you rationalize it as long as it advances your worldview? I don't think I'm overstating your attitude either because I suspect you're intelligent enough to understand Arlen was addressing a hypothetical: You know, if the president did break the law or circumvent the law, what’s the remedy?. How would you expect this question to be answered by any responsible person? BTW, the reason you don't get any respect from me is because you display absolutely no independent thought process. When given a topic, the best you can do is crawl the lefty echo chambers and copy and paste somebody else's opinion. That, and you're an asshole on the order of a Bill Ardolino. Fucking military, indeed. Posted by: BrewFan on January 15, 2006 12:00 PM
Oh, and please defend using Mr. Douglas Herman of Rense as a credible source for anything, even bullshit prognosticating. Posted by: lauraw on January 15, 2006 12:00 PM
A 467 word post is not a "swipe." Posted by: shawn on January 15, 2006 12:11 PM
Pithy stupid comment? Not threadjacking. Long quote of material not related to the post subject? Threadjacking Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 12:11 PM
Tubster, Who was talking about impeachment in my post? Not me. I merely pointed out that you are claiming that Bush may have a serious medical condition that might prove to be debilitating. If you honestly believe this, you should be clamoring for him to be immediately replaced by Dick Cheney. For the good of the country. If you don't believe this, you are simply pulling a smear out of your ass. So which one is it Tubby? President Cheney or a nasty, unwarranted, smear? I think I can guess. Posted by: Jack M. on January 15, 2006 12:22 PM
Tubino, A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." Posted by: Bullington on January 15, 2006 12:27 PM
Or, Bill, we could make the same exact point without sounding like a dick. Wow, thanks for the lecture on human interaction, Sandy. But considering Adolfo got pissed at me the last time I made a non-aggressive comment about something he said, there's really no point. I know who I'm being a dick to and why, when I'm being dick. And specifically, his comment extrapolating making a drug with stated use of diminishing the impact of PTSD to our overall overmedication is silly, and I'm going to burn silly people on the silly things they say. Sometimes sarcastically. Even if it makes your womb hurt. You know who else does that? you and others on this board, come to think of it, when the offending commenter has the wrong (right?) political ideology that makes them fair game for scorn. Like, say, Tubino's claptrap above? When I want to make counter points with people I respect, I make them respectfully. With people that I disrespect, well you get the idea. You dig? Or is it hard to hear me from on high? With your head up your ass and all? (see, that last part was gratuitous, me being a dick. It's like I can't stop myself!) Posted by: Bill from INDC on January 15, 2006 01:18 PM
Okay, I'll settle this pissing match: you're all dicks. There, does that help? Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 01:27 PM
Whoops. That should be "we're all dicks." Sorry for the mistake. Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 01:29 PM
I never denied it. Posted by: Bill from INDC on January 15, 2006 01:31 PM
Kids in the Hall Brain Candy ... Glimmerene Comedians ahead of the pack, again. Posted by: Lloyd Fubeesh on January 15, 2006 01:33 PM
Yes, everyone. Admission is the first step. We all have to learn to embrace our inner dick. Wait, that didn't sound right... Posted by: Slublog on January 15, 2006 01:34 PM
A lot of people don't know this but they already have been giving patients memory loss drugs for a long time, they do this often with general anesthesia for surgery. Posted by: Village Idiot on January 15, 2006 01:40 PM
Support for impeaching Bush is significantly HIGHER than it ever was for impeaching Clinton In my living room! -- 12AX7 Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 15, 2006 02:02 PM
When I want to make counter points with people I respect, I make them respectfully. With people that I disrespect, well you get the idea. In case anybody is wondering what it takes to earn Bill's respect, it's quite simple; agree with him. Other then that, you're stupid. Posted by: on January 15, 2006 02:11 PM
oops. Last one was mine. Loose Bill. Posted by: BrewFan on January 15, 2006 02:30 PM
Loose Bill. LMAO! Posted by: Michael on January 15, 2006 02:56 PM
That, and you're an asshole on the order of a Bill Ardolino.Not even a lefty troll deserves that sort of insult... Posted by: someone on January 15, 2006 03:11 PM
"But considering Adolfo got pissed at me the last time I made a non-aggressive comment about something he said..." Looks like Bill could use some of this medicine. Posted by: Andrea Harris on January 15, 2006 03:12 PM
Not even a lefty troll deserves that sort of insult... someone, Generally I would agree but as a veteran I take particular joy in insulting tubby in as harsh a way as possible. Posted by: BrewFan on January 15, 2006 03:32 PM
I guess I was a bit grumpy. Bill, I didn't say you were a dick. I said you sounded like one. But there's no way to make that point without myself sounding like a dick, so there you have it. As for myself, it's true. I basically am a troll. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't do this for a living. Posted by: sandy burger on January 15, 2006 03:44 PM
He's wearing on me like Cedarford; at first he seemed lucid and half-sensible. Tiny tube's major fault (back then) was moving goal posts and changing the subject when caught; but eventually, as with C, the grotesque must show itself. That piece he posted on the military montage thread was over my line. Posted by: lauraw on January 15, 2006 03:46 PM
Hi, Tubino. A little while ago I wrote three comments for you in this thread, and I was wondering if you'd had a chance to read them yet. Posted by: SJKevin on January 15, 2006 03:55 PM
12AX7 tries so hard to sound reasonable, but his passions will be his undoing. Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 15, 2006 04:03 PM
Dave in T, I got it. EL-34 is often distorted when he cranks the gain too high. Posted by: cranky-d on January 15, 2006 04:30 PM
Sovtek makes an EL-34? Far out. Posted by: Dave in Tejas on January 15, 2006 04:33 PM
When I want to make counter points with people I respect, I make them respectfully. With people that I disrespect, well you get the idea. Look, this isn't about the medication, or my comment, is it? This is about what happened on New Year's Eve. Why can't you get over it? I was drunk, I was lonely. How many times do I have to apologize? Oh, and I liked the flowers, but please stop leaving notes on my windshield. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 15, 2006 09:00 PM
On one hand, if we forget, how can we prosecute someone? On the other hand, one must move on. Forgiving our enemies would be much easier if we're hazy about what they did to begin with. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 16, 2006 01:05 AM
"Brain Candy ... Glimmerene'" gleemonex, actually. Posted by: ... on January 16, 2006 08:38 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
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The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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