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April 26, 2026

Gun Thread: End O' April Edition!

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Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be the End O' April Edition? Know what comes next? That's right! The First May Edition!

With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?


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FUNdamentals

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Why do you people fight me on the fundamentals thing? Are you fundamentals deniers?

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Who's Your Daddy?

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Speaking Of Browning

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Ammo Storage

Well you've bought the ammo, now how do you store it?

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What - you thought there wasn't going to be a NoVaMoMe in 2026?

Note: One of the great joys of NoVAMoMe season, at least for me, is being able to cut and paste the entire block of text below and haranguing you to attend the event. Are you attending? Are you focusing on the fundamentals of attending?

Alright, guys and gals, the long awaited and highly anticipated details of the 2026 NoVAMoMe are here! That's right, I finally got my act together and updated the information page for 2026, and need to go over a few details. First, the date is June 20th, 2026 from 11am to 3pm. Nextly, my bestest blog buddy bluebell and I have decided 2026 will continue the longstanding tradition of NoVAMoMe simplification, and want to pass along the changes from prior years.

First, no registration and no advance charge for food. If you would like to attend, send an email to WeaselBell Productions, and let us know. You will be directed to a sekrit webpage with all of the details. We do ask once you have decided to attend to let us know so we can coordinate an expected count with venue management. Once there if you are hungry or thirsty simply order from the onsite menu and pay separately. Cash and credit cards accepted. Next, although fun, we have decided to again take a break from the raffles and mug sales this year. Depending on how it goes, that may be something we bring back in future years. While your generosity is always appreciated, with no prize table, please leave donations and contributions at home, but bring your appetite for a great afternoon spent with your imaginary online friends.

Next, a NoVAMoMe PSA from our pal bluebell

Hi folks - just a quick PSA. If you write for info about the MoMe, please give us a few words in the body of the email just so I know you are a Moron and not a spammer (moron). I do receive spam on this email account because it's sitting right here in my nic, so that's why I'm asking. I don't want to give our details to a spammer. Also, remember to check your spam folder if you don't receive a reply email.

Thanks.
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Seriously, just send an email then go to the website with the password provided. If you forget, a link to the email is on the main page, left sidebar. If you do not sign up, bluebell will be disappointed. Weasel will be disappointed, too, but it's bluebell you need to worry about.

That's it, people. Don't be a dork. Email WeaselBell Productions today!

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This week's episode: Retired Gangster!

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Cigar of the Week

This week our pal Diogenes scores again with this recap of what he's been revisiting lately!

So, I haven't been writing any reviews for a while as I have found myself hanging with some old favorites that I have reviewed previously. I figured no one wanted to reread the same stuff so the typewriter has been silent. But I figured it was time to bring things up to date.

"Well Dio, what have I been sticking with?" you ask. Well, first is the Romeo Y Julieta 1875 Reserve. A classic for me and I tend to refer to it as Old Reliable. Always a good smoke. Balanced and smooth with no surprises. My "Go To" cigar. Then there was the San Cristobal Elegancia. Just a really fine mild cigar with a pleasant aroma from Nicaraguan tobaccos and an easy draw. And finally, there was the Cohiba...the standard by which so many are judged. I don't necessarily go along with all of that, but the Cohoba has never been a disappointment. I have several examples but lately I have enjoyed the Rubicon. It offers a blend of several Dominican, Honduran, and Nicaraguan filler tobaccos that produce a fine taste, easy smoke and pleasant experience. And at about $6-7 it doesn't terrorize the wallet.

But into every nice day, a bit of rain must fall. So it was with a corojo-based cigar sold at the local golf course. Sealed in individual tubes "for freshness" they said, it was a pleasant looking cigar that should never have been taken from the tube. This stick was sold as a Specialty Cigar made exclusively for the golf course so I could not find the source supplier. More the pity as it would have earned them a strongly worded letter! A mild cigar, it was difficult to light, hard to keep lit, and a pain in the ass to relight. A tight draw, and uneven ash contributed to the regret of wasting $8 that would have been better spent on a beer. A shame too as I've had other brands of corojo tobacco and they were fine. But... lesson learned. Never buy a cigar from the Pro shop at the golf course.

Excellent update, Diogenes! Thank you!

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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.

Cigarsinternational.com
Cigarpage.com
Famous-smoke.com
Cigarsdaily.com
Neptunecigar.com
Smallbatchcigar.com
Bobalu Cigar Company
Cigarbid.com
Nicks Cigar World New!

A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid

Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!

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I'm really very seriously not kidding around anymore. Buy Ammo
AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool
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Palmetto State Armory
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Target Sports USA
Bud's Gun Shop
American Elite Ammo
Lucky Gunner Ammo NEW!

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Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

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