Orally adventurous. mmm.

Teenage girls are the driving force for EVERYTHING...
Music
Fashion
Language
Culture

Teenage men (and older) will put up with a lot just to get next to the Valley Girls, no matter what it is they like.

Yo, Ace:

I'm down with ye.

YA RLY.

It's like you said about 1% of the population having 50% of the wealth. Teenage girls are 1% of the population and they do 50% of the talking. I mean they just Never Shut Up! (Not like when I was a teenage girl. I wasn't at all unbearable to be around.)

Based on this, I imagine Barry (and Ace) are unrestrained confident sex maniacs.

[Men] are afraid to be seen expressing thought because they are sexually insecure," Dr Spurr said.

"Dr. Spurr, allow me to introduce you to Dick Cheney's cock..."

WHOA, DICK! NO! NOOOOO! SOMEBODY CALL 911!

We just don't like gettin' jiggy with English

This from the gender that has several hundred pet names for its own genitalia.

Me, I'm going to go back to saying "mickle grody" instead of "grody to the max".

Ayyyy. 'Day, mate. 'kay. Bloody hell. Think I'm gunna... ahhh... you know... anyhow... n you? Yeah, too right. Bugger me. Yeah, beer, thanks.

I'd say that the biggest influence on current "fashionable" language is rap music/culture which is overwhelmingly male dominated. Movies contribute "trendy" phases and those are mostly made by men. Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, South Park, and other trendy comedy shows are all created predominantly by young men, and have added hip lingo to the vernacular.

If their only example is "Valley Girl"speak, that happened 20 years ago! Some trendiness. "Gag me with a spoon!"

My personal favorite contribution by teenage girls (not): The speech fad that popularized the rising inflection.

My favorite response by a celebrity: Jimmy Kimmel on "Win Ben Stein's Money" -- a contestant described herself as a student at Occidental College majoring in Anthropology (insert rising inflection ???)

Kimmel's response: "Are you sure?"

Men can talk all right, and thank God it's about different things than women do so that women like me have people to talk with.

So girls are more orally adventurous than men, eh? Who knew, Monica, who knew?

This from the gender that has several hundred pet names for its own genitalia.

Yeah, what's up with that? Guys have all kinds of pet names for their junk, but I've been told that "pussy" is the only acceptable pet name for female genitalia, amongst the dozens of alternatives that females find offensive.

Can't the ladies get creative? Give us some choices?

I call it the quinny. Help me out with this. This term needs to enter the standard American lexicon. Everybody, say it along with me: quinny. Kinduv rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? The term "pussy" just somehow seems a little too nasty for semi-polite company, whereas "vagina" is too clinical and "cooch" is too juvenile. It's called a quinny, folks.

The Kitty

Its been said that about 20% of english words have been used as a euphamism for female genitalia at some point in history, much of it during the Victorian era.

Yeah, I'd like to get into her "the".