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May 08, 2026

US Launches Airstrikes Against Iranian Targets, Stops 70+ Iranian Oil Tankers from Evading the Blockade

Getting a little spicy again:

🚨 BREAKING: The United States launched additional airstrikes against Iranian targets this morning.

CENTCOM reports 70+ oil tankers are now prevented from exiting the Strait of Hormuz.

The squeeze on Iran’s oil economy is getting tighter by the hour. No escape. pic.twitter.com/edP1dz9SIq
— The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) May 8, 2026

🚨 JUST NOW: US CENTCOM releases bad*ss footage of the military STRIKING Iran-flagged tankers trying to evade President Trump's blockade

They didn't stand a chance 🔥

"Our forces disabling 2 Iranian-flagged tankers."

"It's crushing them."

Iran can't do ANY BUSINESS, losing… pic.twitter.com/75381cre2k
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 8, 2026

Iran has run out of oil storage capacity and instead of shutting down their wells -- which could cause long-term damage -- they're now deliberately causing an environmental catastrophe by flooding the ocean with oil.

BREAKING: Islamic Terrorist Regime IS DUMPING OIL INTO THE SEA! 🚨

As we warned: the regime has run out of storage capacity.

For days now, they’ve been faking tanker transfers while pouring massive amounts of extracted oil straight into the ocean.
Deliberate. Criminal.… pic.twitter.com/DryBpziffO
— Martin (@Martin_Sedi) May 8, 2026

If they just wanted to release oil, they could just dig pits and dump in in there.

But they're terrorists, so they're going to terrorize.

Graphic content warning:

⚠️Unarmed Iranian civilians being gunned down with IRGC direct fire in the streets.

This isn't a government dealing with protests; it is a terrorist occupation massacring its hostages.

How many more videos of street executions does the world need to see? pic.twitter.com/h1qb8MqRpU
— Apranik 🇮🇷🇮🇱 (@patriot_apranik) May 8, 2026

Exit Question: Why are the Jews tricking Iran into murdering its citizens? And also, are the Jews faking traffic numbers to make it appear as if Me-Again Kelly and Taqiyya Qarlson are losing audience?

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:55 PM

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No escape. pic.twitter.com/edP1dz9SIq — The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) May 8, 2026 🚨 JUST NOW: US CENTCOM releases bad*ss footage of the military STRIKING Iran-flagged tankers trying to evade President Trump's blockade They didn't stand a chance 🔥 "Our forces disabling 2 Iranian-flagged tankers." "It's crushing them." Iran can't do ANY BUSINESS, losing… pic.twitter.com/75381cre2k — Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 8, 2026 Iran has run out of oil storage capacity and instead of shutting down their wells -- which could cause long-term damage -- they're now deliberately causing an environmental catastrophe by flooding the ocean with oil. BREAKING: Islamic Terrorist Regime IS DUMPING OIL INTO THE SEA! 🚨 As we warned: the regime has run out of storage capacity. For days now, they’ve been faking tanker transfers while pouring massive amounts of extracted oil straight into the ocean. Deliberate. Criminal.… pic.twitter.com/DryBpziffO — Martin (@Martin_Sedi) May 8, 2026 If they just wanted to release oil, they could just dig pits and dump in in there. But they're terrorists, so they're going to terrorize. Graphic content warning: ⚠️Unarmed Iranian civilians being gunned down with IRGC direct fire in the streets. This isn't a government dealing with protests; it is a terrorist occupation massacring its hostages. How many more videos of street executions does the world need to see? pic.twitter.com/h1qb8MqRpU — Apranik 🇮🇷🇮🇱 (@patriot_apranik) May 8, 2026 Exit Question: Why are the Jews tricking Iran into murdering its citizens? 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