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May 08, 2026

Into The Valley Of The Shadow Of ONT Rode The 400

Hello everyone! Welcome to the weekend! Y'all have company tonight, or are you going it alone?

Fido Friday: Judged

Dog of judgement pic.twitter.com/CmDe59eNUT
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 8, 2026

Pun

We used to be a proper country

This would ruin your day

pic.twitter.com/wKRetDfbCk
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 8, 2026

Dems have found their candidate for '28

Someone is chopping onions in here

From the mouths of babes

pic.twitter.com/Zfi8KNB7PO
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 8, 2026

When heroes fall (Also, seems to be from the Netflix adaptation)

This is one method of selling insurance I haven't tried

When you get sick in Venice

Venetian ambulance pic.twitter.com/iADSYCWlDK
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 8, 2026

Spicy grade

It's what's for dinner

Raising kids right

pic.twitter.com/cEOBsXoQCu
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 8, 2026

Some people ain't right

Lightly used

Signs, signs, every where there's signs

pic.twitter.com/zR9U6DXivi
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 8, 2026

Great White North

Therapy, in a nutshell

Gay!

pic.twitter.com/ZsUW0ja3UF
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 9, 2026

The heat is on

Something is very wrong with Canada

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Vikings:

pic.twitter.com/JOr9OciqQJ
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 9, 2026

Everyone go out there and party like it's Lindisfarne, 793.

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