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December 21, 2005
JackM. (Desolation Row) Starts Blog-War With AustriaThe power of the blog must not be misused, Jack. I thought it was pretty smart of me to pick fights with other bloggers. Nothing draws a crowd like a fight, I reasoned. JackM. has taken that to a whole new level and picked a fight with an entire country. JackM. posted his happiness about Schwarzenegger giving his Austrian hometown the finger after that town decided to name a building after convicted, executed murderer Tookie Williams. One of Austria's biggest newspapers linked him, and the Austrians are angry with him. For some reason, though, they think it's Bob Dylan's blog. It will be amusing when Bob Dylan has to make a statement that he's not connected in any way with Letters from Desolation Row. Below the Fold Update: Dr. Symes weighs in, flooding the zone The love affair between Schwarzenegger and Graz is over. Arnold has returned the ring. The ring in question? The “Ring of Honor,” previously bestowed upon favorite son Arnold by Austria’s second largest city, Graz. The rift started with Schwarzenegger’s refusal to grant clemency to Tookie “You should have heard the way he sounded when I shot him” Williams. Seems his hard-heartedness irked some of the politicians there in Graz, and they decided to express their disapproval last week with a proposal to remove Schwarzenegger’s name from their city’s big soccer stadium. Representatives from the Social Democrats (SP), the Greens and the Communist Party (KP), traditionally strong in Graz, joined forces to push through the proposal, despite the objection of mayor Siegfried Nagl of the conservative People's Party (VP). The proposal passed, but apparently public signatures still needed to be collected to properly enact it. And that delay gave time for Schwazenegger to go on the offensive. Mr. Freeze fired off his own ice-cold request that his name be removed and upped the ante by returning their “Ring of Honor” in the mail. On Monday, Schwarzenegger caused a stir by turning the tables on Austrians who criticized the governor's refusal to block the executions of convicted killers. He sent Graz officials a letter asking them to remove his name from a soccer stadium and stop using it to promote the city, and said he was giving back the ring because it "has lost its meaning and value to me." Harsh words for your home town. And their reaction? In an interview with The Times on Tuesday, Graz City Councilman Karl-Heinz Herper called Schwarzenegger's reaction to the dispute "not exactly nice." Well, what the hell did you expect, Karl? That he should accept your euro-slap with a smile? Let his hometown betray him like a good Austrian? Screw that. This is Schwarzenegger we’re talking about. You knew he was gonna come after you like your name was Sarah Connor. Arnold played this just right. The ring was never that big a deal. Graz, though Austria’s second biggest city, ain’t Vienna. (Dear Austria: Graz? Seriously? That’s your number two?) The Consumer Reports prestige rankings for Austrian citys’ 'rings of honor' show a big drop-off after number one. And, frankly, even Vienna’s ring ain’t all that. It’s still in Austria. And Austria, last time I checked, was still a landlocked country. Me, I wouldn’t have accepted it in the first place. Yes, it’s one thing to accept a ring of honor from a city in a European country. It’s quite another to accept it from one in a landlocked European country. Landlocked punks. posted by Ace at 12:35 PM
CommentsDang it!! Posted by: lauraw on December 21, 2005 12:39 PM
Eh, it happens. Posted by: ace on December 21, 2005 12:50 PM
Thank you both for the posts. I appreciate it. Posted by: Jack M. on December 21, 2005 12:52 PM
I guess this proves that there's no such thing as bad publicity after all. Oh, Ace & Laura-- don't cross the posts. That would be bad. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 21, 2005 12:57 PM
Oh, man, this is sad. I didn't see TWO posts when I when to go up. I'm coming down with mine. Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on December 21, 2005 12:59 PM
Oh, great, Reo. I was in the process of linking to your article when you take it down? wtf? Anyway, I liked this line: Posted by: on December 21, 2005 01:07 PM
I've been trying to pick a fight with the Swiss for months, now. You should see how those clockmaking bastards are avoiding me. That's right -- walk away, you pussies, walk away. Posted by: The Colossus on December 21, 2005 02:10 PM
Colossus...you have to bait the traps with chocolate. They are crazy about the stuff. Where's my Hugh Hewitt link, by the way? Surely nothing demonstrates the power of BLOG! more thoroughly that one man's ability to piss off an entire country! So far..I'd give my effort a solid B+. No foreign heads of state have offered to surrender, and no Austrian territory has been siezed. Yet. Posted by: Jack M. on December 21, 2005 02:47 PM
We surrender. Sorry for the delay; we were at lunch. Posted by: France on December 21, 2005 02:50 PM
I thought Vienna was in Austria, not France. Posted by: Mike on December 21, 2005 03:36 PM
I thought Vienna was in Austria, not France. Preemptive surrender. Posted by: Sue Dohnim on December 21, 2005 03:44 PM
Vienna is a stop on the orange line of the DC Metro. Posted by: harrison on December 21, 2005 04:57 PM
California is Arnold's home, not Graz. California pays his salary, not Graz. And Arnold knows it, and did the right thing. He's our governor, he doesn't work for them. Arnold may have retained his Austrian citizenship, but he's American through and through now, and has about as much respect for European opinion as anyone in this country who isn't to the left of Chomsky. Posted by: Steven Den Beste on December 21, 2005 06:18 PM
California also has four times as many citizens as Austria and a hell of a lot larger GDP. Posted by: Steven Den Beste on December 21, 2005 06:22 PM
Graz, on the other hand, has a fairly neat castle on a big rock at one end of town, and a museum devoted to Franz Ferdinand, the guy whose assassination kicked off the War Century. It's not a bad place. But for an American it's ultimately dispensible. Regards, Posted by: Ric Locke on December 22, 2005 08:02 PM
eerrm... only for information: nobody in austria thinks, that the site belongs to bob dylan... Posted by: queen kong on December 27, 2005 09:28 AM
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