Proud Liberal Vet, have you ever met Yukon Cornelius in your travels?

I aoplogize for being such an asshole to everyone.
You're right about me lying about my military service. And I do have homosexual tendencies that I can't deal with right now. So I act out by accusing others of being homos.

My anger shouldn't be directed to you nice people.
It should be directed towards the source of my anger and rage...

...My father.

It all started when I was six. On the way home from school one day, I caught my dad kissing his best friend Joe in the backyard behind the oak tree.

Then when Dad would come home every few weeks from his job with the traveling circus, I would see him walking around the house in mom's underwear.

Dad didn't think anyone was home, but I was real quiet and would sneak into the house after school.

Dad was real hairy, too.

Ace,

You have one hell of a site.

I would just like to use this opportunity to post a picture of Ms. Kelly Brook. Thank you.

It's cold in here. Too cold...

At 16, I left home. I saw my father wearing high heels and lipstick. That was enough, I said.
I moved in with my youth pastor from church.

Pastor Rick would sneak into my bed at night. He said the best way to learn Jesus' parables is at night, in bed, in the dark. He used his penis as a narrating puppet.

thanks for the nod ace.

if I could do this every day, I'd blog or something.

honestly, it was a lot like my poetry contest entries (no, I'm not slagging you). copy something good. change a few words. try not to fuck up and miss "jungle".

imagine all the commenters, living life in peace, yoo-hoo

It's magical, Dave, that gift you have, I'll say.

Yea verily, A Lube Drivel Port is truly a Real American Hero.

Dr. Reo,

Ah... palate cleanser. Nice.

Well done, Dave. Quite impressive.
Get a blog, dude; you don't have to be that "on" all the time. My own blog is Exhibit A for that assertion.

This thread is so fuckin' gay.

Dood, don't be so judgemental. Proud Lib is opening up.

Bart I'm just pissed off at him for not letting me suck his cock. However, Ace said he would come over and suck mine as soon as I finish my masterpiece.

By the way thanks to everyone for all the kind words on the fantastic work I'm doing. I'm having a gay time.

Go PLV!
He'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble.
PLV is there.

It's PLV against penguins and polar bears
Fighting to save the day.
He never gives up.
He's always there,
Fighting for freedom over snow and air

PLV - A real American hero
PLV is there

PLV is the codename for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose, to defend human freedom against the penguins, who are trying to form a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

He never gives up.
He'll stay til the fight's won.
PLV will dare.

PLV - A real American hero
P - L - V!

There I was spread eagled on the floor. The Koreans had just cleaned out another sniper nest, killed all the women and children, and were returning to base. I had never had a Korean man before, even though I'd done all the fags in camp. However, I was growing tired of the small dicks the Republican soldiers had, and they were always cowering behind the mess tables. I wanted a real man, one who had seen action. It was 2 hours before I had to have lunch ready for the nurses when he arrived.

to be continued....

man, this thread is getting HHHOOOOTTTTT!!!!

I would just like to use this opportunity to post a picture of Ms. Kelly Brook. Thank you.

What is she, 25? The bloom is off the rose. Un-view-worthy.

I just read through the whole last thread and my only thought is that I want Dave in Texas to throw me on the ground and slam me up the man-tang. It's a love I I've rarely felt before, not since Allah's last batch of photoshops. I'm crying here!

Or the less ghey version: Hell, Dave, I like you! You can come over to my house and rub noses with my sister!

Hong Gildong still had blood dripping from his knife when he spotted me. He wasn’t the craziest half breed in Nam, but he had never failed to stop the snipers, and no one could testify to how it was done. As he approached the layers of flab on my hinny began to tremble. Is the soup ready yet Dave, he purred, I need to wash the blood down. I nearly exploded on the spot but tried to feign disinterest. Naturally, I would have done him right there but I knew I had to get the beans ready. As I passed the bowl to him my hand touched his and brutus sprang to attention.

To be continued…

I do have to admire the new "Dave In Texas" e-mail address: death @ angle.com

Angle.

Isn't there something about the angle of the dangle being proportional to the heat of the...

Dick Cheney?

BRD, that isn't me. PLV is pitching a little fit right now. It's cute, really. You know, like when puppies take a shit in the kitchen.

Its amazing how that troll got everyone to devote hours to mocking him. All you need to do is not cut and paste arguments from Kos, but simply say you are veteran and everyone else is a homo.

Got that, tubeno?

At least we expose Dave for the satirical genius he is. He truly does have the smallest balls here.

Its amazing how that troll got everyone to devote hours to mocking him. All you need to do is not cut and paste arguments from Kos, but simply say you are veteran and everyone else is a homo.

Got that, tubeno?

At least we exposed Dave for the satirical genius he is. He truly does have the smallest balls here.

Here's my problem.

I got ALDP's previous fake e-mail addresses: posting as Dave in Texas with the address "idiot @ idiot.com," posting as Russell Wardlow with the address "jewboy @ jewboy.com" (classy, BTW). But "death @ angle.com"? Am I not getting the slur? Or has ALDP's poor spelling foiled my nefarious plans once more?

Also, I love how the last third of the thread consists of ALDP whining that no one addresses his concerns seriously and respectfully. It's like Himmler complaining that no one bought him any Chaunakah presents.

ALDP, if you're reading this, and you actually want an education, try posting an apology and a courteous request for information. And try to avoid using the word "fag." You might be surprised by the results.

Ok, I finally read that thread by the PLV. That one really hit home with me and pissed me off. You know why? Because unlike PLV and his obvious lies, I actually AM an Arctic veteran, and disabled to boot. Unlike PLV, I have no problem supplying details and answering questions anyone asks.

US Army 6th ID (Light)
Forts Richardson, Wainwright, and Greeley, Alaska
Member of the Division commander's "50 below club"
MOS 26L/29M
SGT E-5
Rated 30% disabled, service-connected

And unlike PLV I don't just pile on. I was NOT in the Antarctic, I was NOT in Asia. I was NOT on the f'in Moon. I had a high security clearance, but I don't need to justify it to inflate my self-importance with made-up mumbo-jumbo about how "I can't tell you why, they'd kill me".

I was just a guy doing his best, fulfilling his commitment, and serving his country.

Proud Conservate-to-Libertarian Vet,
Mark

Yes, one of Proud Liberal Vet's least attractive qualities as a troll is his tendency to take the name of another, with the email at times, and put words in that person's mouth.

He usually only does it after realizing he's desperately outwitted and losing an argument. So you can imagine he does it a lot.

If he reads this, expect to see "Slublog" saying things like "you faggy fagidy fags" and expressing a desire to perform sexual acts with members of our little community. Proud Liberal Vet thinks such things are funny or clever.

In other words, he's your typical teenager.

I suppose everyone has a favorite, to me PLV's least attractive quality as you put it is that he's boring.

Mark, thank you for your service.

Apologize for what exactly, making a fool of little Davy boy here.

OK, you guys got me. I admit it. I'm really a junior high student, and an immature one at that. I'm pretty sure I'm gay too. I mean, I love taking a hard throbbing cock up my poop chute and everything...

Please make this guy stop. It isn't fair that he has the ability to insult me, one of the top Republican artists in the land. I should be above reproach and simply a point of praise among we wingnuts and fag Republicans.

Dammit, Mark. Now you've done it. The next time someone asks that fuckwit PLV what unit he was in, he will cut and paste your info into his reply so he can lie through his teeth about his military service.

You know he will do it.

Dave I wanted to add that that shit you are writing is brilliant. Where did you serve by the way Dave?

thanks Bugz, it was fun.

I did not serve.

Oh, and by the way, the reason I call you all fags is I'm hoping at least one of you really is. I'm so lonely...

I'm one and proud of it.

Bugz, let him try.

Actually that unit was only active for a very brief period during recent times. And I guarantee he has no idea what "MOS 26L/29M" even MEANS. Seriously, I personally know every single person in the US military who fits the description I gave above (not including the disability).

But yeah, I shouldn't let the teenagers bait me.

Mark

Also, the reason I'm always in such a bad mood is that my French tickler broke off in my ass the other day and I'm too embarrassed to go to the ER and have it removed.

Can I remove it for you PLV?

Mark,

Didn't they scotch those MOS's and fold them in to something else?

Hey Mark, thanks for chiming in, and thank you for your service.

Any good penguin stories?

BRM,

The fact that you even know enough to ASK that question tells me you know what I'm talking about.

Yeah...26L got mushed together with 26W or 26Y (I forget) and a lot of the 26's got wholesale turned into 29's. Then later on 31N, 29M, and 29V got combined to form 31P, which is now MOS 25P. Looks like at some point they combined Operator and Maintainer. I was a Maintainer.

Yeah, Bart, I have some great stories about the Alaskan penguins. Not. Either you're joking or a product of our great public schools :)

Seriously I do have some good Moose stories though. Those things are like squirrels are down here in the lower 48. Like the time I was running an Orienteering course (with an actual compass; this was pre-GPS days). I was going along in the brush, focusing either on my compass or on the distant landmarks, and ignoring anything in between. Which means I didn't notice the nesting moose cow until I was about 10 feet from her. Luckily I stopped and was NOT between her and her calves. Evidently they can be quite protective, and weigh a lot more than I do. I moved slowly away and re-set my course...

Mark

I don't believe a word Mark is saying. He is just another lying Republican scumbag.

The penguin thing was a joke.
I tend to beat old jokes until they are dead. Apparently the penguin jokes have run their course.

After the awful experience with Pastor Rick and his puppet, I stayed on my own for the next six years. Moving from town to town, I had odd jobs and stayed at many local Y's.

At 23, I grew a little moustache and moved to San Francisco. In S.F. I met some very nice people who had a lot in common with me.

Speaking of scumbags, anybody got one I can suck the cum out of?

You know, I wouldn't be nearly so bothered by trolls if there was some way to force them to confront their actions.

Nothing violent, or even illegal, you understand. But imagine the day, ten years or so in the future, when PLV is grown and romantically involved. Finally ready to pop the Question. And so PLV goes to the prospective father-in-law to ask permission.

And then I could walk in and show off PLV's eloquence and erudition. With particular emphasis on his references to "Republifags."

Or perhaps PLV is applying for an important job. Nervous, but the interview is going well. Then I pop up and note his thinly-veiled anti-Semitism.

How proud do you think he would be then?

To be fair; who speaks as snarky and filthy IRL as they do on the net?

Do you think I'm regaling my customers with cock jokes and saying, 'Seriously, what the fucking fuck?' to my mom?

No.

I am exactly the same in real life as I am in cyber life.

Do you think I'm regaling my customers with cock jokes and saying, 'Seriously, what the fucking fuck?' to my mom?

Hot.

Did I mention I'm a member of NAMBLA?

Mark it's amazing that you personally know every soldier who was ever stationed in the Artic in the history of our nation. That only proves that PLV is liar. Are you still in touch with them all?

I'm still IN TOUCH with a lot of guys... If you know what I mean.

By the way, Proud Liberal Turd Nugget, next time you post as someone else you might want to spell their s/n correctly. (It's "Romeo," not "Romo," shit-for-brains.)

PLV I think you owe Mark an apology. Unlike you Mark would never lie or exaggerate. I believe everything Mark says.

Mark I'm sorry for pointing out that you are a liar.

Silly me, actually thinking the Nugget can read.

I'm also sorry for stealing your underwear. I can't help myself, I just love to sniff that musky goodness.

Ace have they made their decision yet so I can stop trying to drive the hit rate up.

Hmm, the Nugget isn't claiming to be a vet anymore. Progress is being made.

Oh I'm a vet baby, a real one, not a pretend one like Mark.

And that thing with your dog?

Yeah, my bad.

I'm not your "baby," NAMBLA-boy.

I've grown tired of crack whores anyway.

Mark it's amazing that you personally know every soldier who was ever stationed in the Artic in the history of our nation. That only proves that PLV is liar. Are you still in touch with them all?

I said "I personally know every single person in the US military who fits the description I gave above ". Which is true. I honestly can say that I personally know every single person with THAT MOS who served at THOSE stations in THAT Division. There were probably 10 of us maximum. It's not a common MOS and the 6th Division was active in modern times only for a very short period of time. But to understand any of what I just said you would have actually had to serve in the military at some point.

And, yes, I very well could be a liar or even a dog. It's cyberspace, duh. If we're both liars then I'm better at it than you are :)

I can't believe I'm arguing about this. He's really not worth my time. Sorry folks. I just cannot understand the mindset that leads someone to behave like PLV does.

Out.

I'd retreat if I was you as well.

Just remember, Mark, it is smarter than we are. There is really no point in arguing that single point.

DeeDaGo,

I know, I know. Sorry guys. I'm new here and haven't learned not to feed the trolls.

Mark

You fucking idiots kill me. The only trolls here are you closed minded sheep, patting each other on the back for some delusion victory you think you have achieved.

You make me ever more sick of Republicans than I already am.

When you were defending Antarctica against incursions by Empress penguins, did you ever feel your right to dissent had been chilled?

The thing I love about my country is the freedom I have to tell pieces of shit like you what I think of you. I also have the backup if anyone of you chickenshits ever tries to come and take that freedom away.

Of course, no matter how sick I get of Republicans, I can't help but want your man-meat.

Throbbing...hard...um.

I'll be right back.

Take meeee, Take meee.

Okay, back. But I have a problem.

Does anyone have a peanut? I need something to coax this gerbil out of my ass.

Tell him to join the party in mine.

I'm so dumb that I'm imitating the wrong fucking commenter in an attempt to join this flamewar.

Unfortunately, though I only brought a match. You mothers use flamethrowers.

Guess I'll have to go back to picking my nose and hiding the boogers in my bellybutton now.

With a vibrator up my ass, of course.

Oh my God.

The thing I REALLY love about this country is all the sexy little boys. You can't take my little boys away from me, you fags!

Oh, I have BACKUP, all right. I back up on it all night long!

Horror. Horror has a face...