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The Onion Horns In On Dick Cheney FunLame gag about "Voice of God" heard by Bush just turning out to be Cheney on an intercom. The Skinnersphere questions the timing. Me too. And if you're going to do a Cheney/God joke, you can do it in less than 700 words. Like this: "God is dead." -- Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." -- God "If the two of you don't stop bickering, I'm turning this car around right fuckin' now." -- Dick Cheney posted by Ace at 10:58 PM
CommentsYou crack me up. Posted by: The Warden on December 8, 2005 11:12 PM
That's HILARIOUS!!! (I'ma gonna go ta hell when ah die) No, I think God has a sense of humor (we are in his image after all) - and that's funny! Posted by: Jenny on December 8, 2005 11:17 PM
Fuck Foamy, that's Classic. Posted by: Iblis on December 8, 2005 11:47 PM
Thanks. It was a very late entry in the thread which no one seemed to notice. So, shockingly enough, I've reposted it. Posted by: ace on December 8, 2005 11:51 PM
Don't worry Ace, to paraphrase the guys from MST3K: "The RIGHT people noticed the original post". Posted by: Russ from Winterset on December 8, 2005 11:55 PM
Priceless!. Way to go Ace. Subsunk Posted by: Subsunk on December 9, 2005 09:05 AM
Under no circumstances should Dick Cheney's name be spoken while operating a weirding module. Posted by: Tom on December 9, 2005 11:11 AM
Damn, that's clever. Posted by: benjamin on December 9, 2005 11:30 AM
Good stuff. Can anyone tell me where the Chuck Norris facts are? Posted by: Johnnywaka on December 9, 2005 01:43 PM
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