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November 14, 2005

Thai Transvestite Prostitues Drugging Johns By Spat Sedatives

If I can no longer trust a Thai tranny whore, who can I trust?

I remember the old days, when Thai tranny streetwalkers lived by a code, man. The days when being a mix-and-match-genitaled bit of gutter meat meant something.

Question: Who kisses a Thai tranny whore, anyway? For one thing, they charge more for that. For another thing... ewwww.

Hey, if your kink is for trannies, whatever. But kissing? That seems more intimate than just, uhhh, takin' care of business.


posted by Ace at 04:37 PM
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Awww, hell. There goes my vacation this year. I mean, c'mon, where else can a guy get laid by trustworthy hookers in January?

Fuck it, I'm heading to Haiti this year.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 14, 2005 04:41 PM

I can't believe Thai transvestite streetwalkers are only just now getting around to using this maneuver. Honestly, if I hadn't been able to lob a roofie off my tonsils and down my date's esophagus, my senior prom would have been a complete washout.

The moment I saw this story I thought, "This has AoSHQ written all over it." I'm just glad I refreshed the page before emailing in the link; I'll bet about 500 people had exactly the same idea.

Posted by: utron on November 14, 2005 05:03 PM

The confession came from three attractive transvestites arrested in Bangkok last week.

I like how the author threw in his relative two cents. Must have a boner for chicks with dicks.

When he woke up, his cash, watch, mobile phone and notebook computer were gone. and his asshole was on fuckin' fire!

Posted by: compos mentis on November 14, 2005 05:13 PM

For what it's worth, that 'no kissing' prohibition is really more of an American, and to a lesser extent, European phenomenon. Whores in other parts of the world have no such restrictions.

I mean, that's what I heard.. uh.. at the opera.. where I was very busy not frequenting whorehouses.

Posted by: Tom on November 14, 2005 05:54 PM

Has any contacted Bob Dole's cock for comment?

Posted by: FreakyBoy on November 14, 2005 05:59 PM

Hmm, utron is pissed off at Ace for not giving him a hat tip. Little does utron know is that Ace has subscribed to Google Alerts for hot off the presses tranny news.

Posted by: on November 14, 2005 06:56 PM

Actually, blank, I was complimenting Ace on his catlike reflexes. I saw this story moments after it was posted at NRO and rushed over here to email Ace the link, but he was already on top of the story. So to speak.

Posted by: utron on November 14, 2005 07:07 PM

It was right up Ace's alley, so to speak...

/*snort*/

Posted by: Maranna on November 14, 2005 07:44 PM

Yea thats what creeped me out too, the kissing. Cause boning a transvestite Thai hooker in the dirt shoot wasn't gross enough.

Posted by: JackStraw on November 14, 2005 08:25 PM

Huh, that's funny. About 10 years ago, in Cuyahoga County (Cleveland), Ohio, I was called for jury duty when a case much like that was being tried. The defendant was a very attractive young woman in her early twenties who was accused of spitting a sedative down the throats of her victims, and then robbing their houses. She was accused of meeting older, wealthy men in night clubs, "allowing" them to take her home, and then robbing them, to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars, cars, etc. The local press called her the "Kissing Bandit."

I was empanelled on the jury, but released after voir dire. The prosecutor released all young men from the jury, no doubt suspecting we wouldn't be willing to convict, and the attorney for the defense released all of the older women from the jury, on the assumption that they would vote to execute his client. As I recall, she ended up being convicted and sentenced to 10 years in jail.

Posted by: Wiz on November 15, 2005 12:27 PM

How do you spit down another person's throat without them throwing up and punching the spittor out?

Posted by: on November 15, 2005 03:27 PM

"at" wrote:

How do you spit down another person's throat without them throwing up and punching the spittor out?

That's a good question, and I was more than a little curious about it, too. I also wondered how she avoided swallowing it herself, accidentally.

I didn't get to sit through the trial and hear the testimony, though.... I guess it's all in the kissing technique.

Posted by: Wiz on November 15, 2005 07:02 PM
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