Awww, hell. There goes my vacation this year. I mean, c'mon, where else can a guy get laid by trustworthy hookers in January?

Fuck it, I'm heading to Haiti this year.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I can't believe Thai transvestite streetwalkers are only just now getting around to using this maneuver. Honestly, if I hadn't been able to lob a roofie off my tonsils and down my date's esophagus, my senior prom would have been a complete washout.

The moment I saw this story I thought, "This has AoSHQ written all over it." I'm just glad I refreshed the page before emailing in the link; I'll bet about 500 people had exactly the same idea.

The confession came from three attractive transvestites arrested in Bangkok last week.

I like how the author threw in his relative two cents. Must have a boner for chicks with dicks.

When he woke up, his cash, watch, mobile phone and notebook computer were gone. and his asshole was on fuckin' fire!

For what it's worth, that 'no kissing' prohibition is really more of an American, and to a lesser extent, European phenomenon. Whores in other parts of the world have no such restrictions.

I mean, that's what I heard.. uh.. at the opera.. where I was very busy not frequenting whorehouses.

Has any contacted Bob Dole's cock for comment?

Hmm, utron is pissed off at Ace for not giving him a hat tip. Little does utron know is that Ace has subscribed to Google Alerts for hot off the presses tranny news.

Actually, blank, I was complimenting Ace on his catlike reflexes. I saw this story moments after it was posted at NRO and rushed over here to email Ace the link, but he was already on top of the story. So to speak.

It was right up Ace's alley, so to speak...

/*snort*/

Yea thats what creeped me out too, the kissing. Cause boning a transvestite Thai hooker in the dirt shoot wasn't gross enough.

Huh, that's funny. About 10 years ago, in Cuyahoga County (Cleveland), Ohio, I was called for jury duty when a case much like that was being tried. The defendant was a very attractive young woman in her early twenties who was accused of spitting a sedative down the throats of her victims, and then robbing their houses. She was accused of meeting older, wealthy men in night clubs, "allowing" them to take her home, and then robbing them, to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars, cars, etc. The local press called her the "Kissing Bandit."

I was empanelled on the jury, but released after voir dire. The prosecutor released all young men from the jury, no doubt suspecting we wouldn't be willing to convict, and the attorney for the defense released all of the older women from the jury, on the assumption that they would vote to execute his client. As I recall, she ended up being convicted and sentenced to 10 years in jail.

How do you spit down another person's throat without them throwing up and punching the spittor out?

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How do you spit down another person's throat without them throwing up and punching the spittor out?

I didn't get to sit through the trial and hear the testimony, though.... I guess it's all in the kissing technique.