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November 14, 2005

Al Qaeda Names Queen of England As Enemy Target

Maybe Prince Charles can explain to his mum that she's merely "misunderstanding" and "stereotyping" avowed terrorists who state they wish to murder her.


posted by Ace at 04:39 PM
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I wonder if charles had a heads up on this announcement somehow and that's why he made a show of the pro-islam campaign recently.

Posted by: Village Idiot on November 14, 2005 04:50 PM

I'm shocked.
Shocked.

Britain is probably one of the most Muslim-friendly countries in the West, and they turn around and say this?

Why, it's as if they just plain hate our way of life and everything we stand for.
I need to sit down.

On a darker note: as much as I wish her Highness a long life and protection from these vermin, I think an attack on her (successful or not) would focus the country's attention nicely.

Posted by: Zorachus on November 14, 2005 05:01 PM

I was willing to look the other way on their calls for death and destruction of all things non-radical Islam. But now that they are picking on a 79-year old woman it's time to arrest these guys. They've crossed the line.

Posted by: Insider on November 14, 2005 05:12 PM

Hmmm, has anyone seen Reggie Jackson lately?

I wonder if Mr. October is in Gitmo, just as a precaution against Al Qaeda brainwashing.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 14, 2005 05:16 PM

We need to call in Frank Drebin, stat!

Posted by: Monty on November 14, 2005 05:49 PM

Seeing as how England has done such a great job rallying to Salman Rushdie's defense, she's got nothing to worry about.

Posted by: sandy burger on November 14, 2005 05:49 PM

Zorachus: it's "Her Majesty".

I do hope Her Majesty The Queen beats Zarqawi and bin Ladin over their heads with her scepter. Or better yet, if she lobbeth upon them the Orb (hereafter known as the Holy Hand Grenade of London). "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." Amen!

(Obligatory "Rule Britannia" chorus.)

Posted by: Muslihoon on November 14, 2005 05:49 PM

Her Majesty the Queen is a tough old girl. She'll shove her scepter up their collective ass.

Gosh, that'd be quite a sight to see...

She'll be OK.

Posted by: Maranna on November 14, 2005 07:29 PM

Ah yes, her Majesty. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.

"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts."

Posted by: Zorachus on November 14, 2005 09:57 PM

Ol' Chuckie is prob'ly paying al Qaeda to bump off the auld ghel. He's got a new wife to support and impress...oh wait, it's just Camilla, no need to go all out. Anyway, his ego may have finally had enough of the good mum's hanging around without abdicating...what's a Prince to do? Hmmm....

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on November 15, 2005 12:19 AM

Queen is a effin racist bitch u assholes do u not get it mothafuckas al-qadea will kick her sorry ass
cy later
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