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November 14, 2005
Top Ten Signs of a Counterfeit $100 Bill10. Motto "In God We Trust" has been replaced by "If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'" 9. Back of bill features image of Jefferson Memorial being attacked by Godzilla and Japanese Zero fighters 8. Real bills are printed on special paper with high linen content, not various pages of The Ultimate Collection of Fart Jokes by Nether Winds 7. Corners of bill identify it not as "One Hundred Dollars," but "Hundred Buck Cash-Money, Baby!" 6. American Eagle's head faces the wrong way; also, the Eagle has a massive throbbing erection (which also faces the wrong way) 5. Real bills identify themselves as legal tender, not "Mitch's Free Money Bonanza" 4. Portrait is not of Bejamin Franklin, but either of 1) Abraham Lincoln or 2) "Ziggy" from Quantum Leap 3. Bill's serial number is "4." Just "4." 2. Contrary to implication of signature on bill, the position of Secretary of the Treasury has never held by been Mookie Wilson ...and the Number One Sign of a Counterfeit $100 Bill... 1. When angled to the light, bill displays watermark of Yasmine Bleeth holding Bob Dole's cock posted by Ace at 03:21 PM
CommentsSo, that's whose cock that is. Posted by: joeindc44 on November 14, 2005 03:58 PM
Bill shows pink teddy bears Posted by: spurwing plover on November 14, 2005 04:03 PM
So let's see....... get your ass handed to you in the world's most important and highly visible election, and Yasmine Bleath will hold your cock. Where the fuck do I sign up for some of that? Posted by: Sticky B on November 14, 2005 05:14 PM
Wasn't "Ziggy" never actually shown on screen? Posted by: Knemon on November 14, 2005 06:34 PM
I thought Ziggy was just the little hand-computer that made funny noises, and that was shown all the time. Posted by: ace on November 14, 2005 06:45 PM
Actually, I think that was just a portable hand-held access terminal for Ziggy. Ziggy itself was a massive AI system back at the Quantum Leap project headquarters. Posted by: Xoxotl on November 14, 2005 07:14 PM
I thought ziggy was the tech who ran the computer back at the base. Al was always getting betting line updates from Ziggy while Sam was trying to save the victim du jour (oh yeah, like Sam wasn't a freakin' degenerate gambler). I seem to remember Ziggy showing up in one of the later episodes when Al was indisposed for some reason related to Sam's leap. I don't remember the actor's name, but he looked a lot like Michael Jeter & Kurt Vonnegut's bastard love child. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on November 14, 2005 08:37 PM
jeez, I'm such a 'tard. Ziggy WAS the computer. The dude I was thinking of was "Gushy". Looooooooooose shit. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on November 14, 2005 08:38 PM
Probably thinking of Gushy. Gushy was the dude played by that really frenetic, overcaffeinated comic, Dennis Wolfberg, or something. Posted by: Matt on November 14, 2005 09:47 PM
I've found that the blue paper and bits of cheese left over from the Filet-O-Fish are a good tip off to a bad forgery. Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 14, 2005 10:05 PM
Man, your command of popular culture makes me laugh my ass off! Mookie Wilson? Where on earth did you pull that from?? Posted by: Kevin on November 15, 2005 01:01 AM
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Update to the video of a Russian soldier being spun around and thrown by the machinegun he was operating: The soldier was testing an old, archaic Russian machinegun intended to be mounted to a helicopter. The old gun was pressed into service as a possible anti-drone gun. The Russian army is generally depleted and being forced to bring a lot of old, unreliable weapons and platforms to the front.
Also: Ukranian drones have destroyed over 147 Russian warships and shadow fleet oil tankers in the Black Sea over the past ten days.
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FDA is providing an update regarding the sample of lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico which was reported positive on July 18, 2026. Due to the complexity in detection of Cyclospora, FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive. Information about the sample has been removed from the July 18, 2026, update below. FDA has notified Taylor Farms and continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market. FDA and state partners continue to collect and analyze product samples. As of July 19, 2026, there are no confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora.[CBD]
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Our topic today is music That's right, like 'Cause my brother and I are now experts in the field, eh Yeah, right, 'cause we're a band now Uh, yeah, so Except for him, I'm a band Aw, how can you do that? You're making me look bad You're such a Hosehead
CNBC ranks Tennessee as dead last in its “Worst States to Live” analysis. The specific reason is that cross-dressing men in TN are denied access to children and women’s private spaces. Texas finished 49th. The “worst” states were all red states. [Buck]
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Well I guess they could have opened it on the Snake Canyon.
In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):
Candace OwensFor such an "open and shut case" they have thus far provided ZERO evidence of anything outside of a criminal government conspiracy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the JFK assassination.
More "fedslop" that Cavernous Nostrils is too smart to be taken in by:
Blake Neff Fenix Ammunition Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round. Boy these Internet Experts (TM) sure do get a lot of things wrong.
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And a song with another song as an intro, too: Be it sight, sound, smell, or touch There's something Inside that we need so much The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound Or the strength of an oak with roots deep in the ground The wonder of flowers to be covered and then to burst up Thru tarmac, to the sun again Boy do they look like absolute dorks.
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