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Four innocent victims stabbed in "Islamic extremism" attack in France
Thanks to Jack Straw.

Y'all, The Bulwark's newest writer is Nina Jankowicz.
I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S.

Her first piece for Bill Kristol's grifter mag? Trump is a "Fool and a Tool." Amazing journolisming!
Her USAID funding got cut so now she's being funded by Pierre Omidyar and the other leftwing billionaires that pay for The Bulwark. (Bill Kristol's "non profit" organization, "Defending Democracy Together," is also getting its USAID funding zeroed out.)

Podcast: Sefton and CBD agree about Trump's silly $5k checks, Islam is an existential evil, Ukraine is a mess, and more!

As Kash Patel takes over as FBI head, unpardoned election-rigger Peter Strzok deletes his entire twitter history
My speculation: what he's really deleting are his DMs, which probably feature a fair few Deep State operatives coordinating with him. Don't worry, Elon Musk will resurrect those DMs.
Dick Durbin says Patel is a rilly bad guy, you guys

I prefer the heat. I can always wear shorts and flip-flops if it gets hot. But when it's below freezing it's not like I can just put pants on.

-- Disinterested FDA Director

More fraudulent journalism at CBS: 60 Minutes interviewed two people who lost their jobs as a result of DOGE overhauling USAID. Kristina Drye & Adam Dubard emoted on behalf of thousands of USAID employees who have been terminated, but neither Kristina nor Adam was actually an employee of USAID. Clever word parsing and dishonest editing conveyed otherwise. [Buck]

Maori people in New Zealand reject LBGT message and stage counter parade. [dri]

Poll: Kamala "Coconut Tree" Harris is frontrunner for California governor
Come on I want you to do it I want you to do it

Axios focus group: 11 out of 11 swing voters support Trump and Musk's actions, particularly their cuts to the federal budget
Axios notes that voters aren't buying the newest Dem op, which claims that the 100-billionaire Musk spent millions to get Trump elected so that he could raid the Social Security office and steal $700 checks from grandmas. For some reason!
lol, eat a dick, Axios

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Girl Band Edition
Just close your eyes and then remember/ The thoughts you've locked away/ When tomorrow comes you'll wish/ You had today
They're like the London Boys of girlpop

The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: Reuters reports that 'mass firings' of US government employees has begun

I just realized that Monday is President's Day. I'm going to work a half-day. I'll post stuff but probably on an 80-90 minute schedule, unless it's a big news day.
This Drumpf character is wearing me out!!!

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Historian and pundit Michael Walsh to discuss the new American psyche, Gaza, Men and Women and how they are different, and more!

Trump to rude witchface c**t Kaitlin Collins: "Excuse me, we haven't asked you to speak yet"
Update: Trump pummels a female CNN reporter who sounds like Barbra-Streisand-nosed Kaitlin Collins
Her "question" -- her declaration thinly disguised as a question -- is that Russia could just withdraw its troops from Ukraine, so why do we need peace negotiations? Well, Genius, because armies that are winning do not just walk away without getting the losing army to give them something. It's so f***ing stupid. I think they're all autistic.

RFKJr sworn in as Secretary of MAHA

Maxine Waters explains why she doesn't want Musk auditing the Grifter Government: "We don't know what they have on us"
Even the devil sometimes tells the truth

Chuck Grassley
@ChuckGrassley

NEWS Sen Judic Cmte advanced Kash Patel's nomination to be FBI Dir 12-10

Senate floor vote comes next

Brooke Rollins was confirmed as SecAg by big margin, like 74-26 or something like that

If Trump pulls this off, he'll have an excellent chance to be snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize!

-- Posted by: Don Black

Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson -- the "Hot Dog Meme" guy from I Think You Should Leave Now -- star in a new comedy movie

Puppet interviews a veritable brain trust of leftwing white women about which party is pro-crime and which party is anti-crime

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« Top Ten Signs of a Counterfeit $100 Bill \| Main \| Jay Rockefeller: I'm Not Responsible For How I Voted On The Iraq War » November 14, 2005 Martha's Apprentice Just Isn't Fitting In Cancelled. NBC really screwed the pooch with this franchise. By running Martha and Trump simultaneously, they insured viewers 1) couldn't keep track of who the hell was on which show and 2) just became bored with the entire premise. It made so much more sense to run the Martha show after the Trump show aired, after the finale generated the typical spike in interest, and viewers wanted more. But I guess NBC just doesn't have any shows anymore. posted by Ace at 04:04 PM Comments As a business-type guy, I did find Trump's show somewhat interesting, what are the kinds of things he considers when making decisions, but after a while, I jut couldn't hang with it. With every episode, it took forever to get to the freaking point - and there just wasn't enough drama involved to keep me watching. I know that's the formula, and apparently it's popular. Probably why I don't get much out of things like Survivor. Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 14, 2005 04:13 PM Plus it has the same time slot as Lost, which is a really good show. Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 14, 2005 05:13 PM Still watch Trump. Gave up on Martha a long time ago. Posted by: someone on November 14, 2005 05:17 PM Martha's was basically "Apprentice, the Gay Blade." I mean, yeah, I guess it was meant to skew more to women, and there's nothing wrong with making and marketing a salad dressing as a task, but... I think the tasks were a little too Martha-esque. Posted by: ace on November 14, 2005 05:29 PM and there was much rejoicing! Posted by: Da Goddess on November 14, 2005 05:54 PM The thing that annoys me about the trump show this year is how it's basically a commerical for some corporation. "Best Buy and Star Wars are the two best electronics and movie franchises out there." Earlier seasons were less overtly commercial (selling advertising on pedicaps for ex). This year's tasks are probably more relevant to trumpmania, but I feel like I'm watching an infomercial. I do however enjoy this year's boardroom massacres. Posted by: Kevin on November 14, 2005 11:06 PM Kevin, you're right. All the tasks have been marketing, thanks to the need for promotional tie-ins. Posted by: someone on November 15, 2005 01:34 AM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Four innocent victims stabbed in "Islamic extremism" attack in France Thanks to Jack Straw. Y'all, The Bulwark's newest writer is Nina Jankowicz. I am not making this up. Posted by: Ian S. Her first piece for Bill Kristol's grifter mag? Trump is a "Fool and a Tool." Amazing journolisming! Her USAID funding got cut so now she's being funded by Pierre Omidyar and the other leftwing billionaires that pay for The Bulwark. (Bill Kristol's "non profit" organization, "Defending Democracy Together," is also getting its USAID funding zeroed out.) Podcast: Sefton and CBD agree about Trump's silly $5k checks, Islam is an existential evil, Ukraine is a mess, and more! As Kash Patel takes over as FBI head, unpardoned election-rigger Peter Strzok deletes his entire twitter history My speculation: what he's really deleting are his DMs, which probably feature a fair few Deep State operatives coordinating with him. Don't worry, Elon Musk will resurrect those DMs. Dick Durbin says Patel is a rilly bad guy, you guys I prefer the heat. I can always wear shorts and flip-flops if it gets hot. But when it's below freezing it's not like I can just put pants on. -- Disinterested FDA Director More fraudulent journalism at CBS: 60 Minutes interviewed two people who lost their jobs as a result of DOGE overhauling USAID. Kristina Drye & Adam Dubard emoted on behalf of thousands of USAID employees who have been terminated, but neither Kristina nor Adam was actually an employee of USAID. Clever word parsing and dishonest editing conveyed otherwise. [Buck] Maori people in New Zealand reject LBGT message and stage counter parade. [dri] Poll: Kamala "Coconut Tree" Harris is frontrunner for California governor Come on I want you to do it I want you to do it Axios focus group: 11 out of 11 swing voters support Trump and Musk's actions, particularly their cuts to the federal budget Axios notes that voters aren't buying the newest Dem op, which claims that the 100-billionaire Musk spent millions to get Trump elected so that he could raid the Social Security office and steal $700 checks from grandmas. For some reason! lol, eat a dick, Axios Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Girl Band Edition Just close your eyes and then remember/ The thoughts you've locked away/ When tomorrow comes you'll wish/ You had today They're like the London Boys of girlpop The Spectator Index @spectatorindex BREAKING: Reuters reports that 'mass firings' of US government employees has begun I just realized that Monday is President's Day. I'm going to work a half-day. I'll post stuff but probably on an 80-90 minute schedule, unless it's a big news day. This Drumpf character is wearing me out!!! Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Historian and pundit Michael Walsh to discuss the new American psyche, Gaza, Men and Women and how they are different, and more! Trump to rude witchface ct Kaitlin Collins: "Excuse me, we haven't asked you to speak yet" Update: Trump pummels a female CNN reporter who sounds like Barbra-Streisand-nosed Kaitlin Collins Her "question" -- her declaration thinly disguised as a question -- is that Russia could just withdraw its troops from Ukraine, so why do we need peace negotiations? Well, Genius, because armies that are winning do not just walk away without getting the losing army to give them something. It's so fing stupid. I think they're all autistic. RFKJr sworn in as Secretary of MAHA Maxine Waters explains why she doesn't want Musk auditing the Grifter Government: "We don't know what they have on us" Even the devil sometimes tells the truth Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley NEWS Sen Judic Cmte advanced Kash Patel's nomination to be FBI Dir 12-10 Senate floor vote comes next Brooke Rollins was confirmed as SecAg by big margin, like 74-26 or something like that If Trump pulls this off, he'll have an excellent chance to be snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize! -- Posted by: Don Black Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson -- the "Hot Dog Meme" guy from I Think You Should Leave Now* -- star in a new comedy movie Puppet interviews a veritable brain trust of leftwing white women about which party is pro-crime and which party is anti-crime Recent Comments tankdemon: "11 So --- what's your verdict? Posted by: Doof a ..." Kindltot: "[I]How does wingsuit man fly with balls the size o ..." 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