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A French Woman speaks the truth about France [CBD]

Bent-Over Cuck Adam Kinzinger bet on his own pardon with a political betting company. Now he's being investigated for insider trading.

An adopted man tracks down his biological father and it turns out to be Yacht Rock legend Michael McDonald

Nearly one thousand Roman silver denari found in woods near Cologne, Germany, probably deliberately buried in 125 AD
It's about seven pounds of ancient silver. Alas, it's not an artifact of the massacre of the XIXth Legion at Teutonburg Forest, which is about a hundred and fifthy miles away.

TJM escapes

Podcast: Vote Early...Vote Often! Oil exports are returning to normal, Trump relaxes CAFE standards, ChiComs fund AI backlash, the descendants of our business titans are anti-American, Boston is nuts, and more!

Trump 'Surprised' UK Freed Airbase Plot Suspects
Why? They are honored guests of the UK? [CBD]

Hegseth to cut 20% of admirals, generals in Pentagon shake-up It's a start! [CBD]

Podcast: CBD is solo and just checking in! Trump's UN speech is a success, the Last Ditch Bar in Western MA keeps their lunacy in the spotlight, and the White House plays hardball with the media and the judiciary...as it should!

If you care, the new end credit scenes added to the Avengers: Endgame re-release have leaked. Watch 'em fast before they're deleted.
This post has a written summary of the scenes.

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Somebody should write a book about the greatest drinking stories of O'Toole, Burton, Harris, and Caine. One of my faves was Richard Harris went on a six week bender in the South of France without telling wifey. Upon return, she's screaming, and he simply replied "why didn't you pay the ransom"?

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Hamas allegedly built weapons depots across Europe, planned terror attacks as Oct 7 anniversary neared [CBD]

Mark Andrew Edwards talks too much about Horror.

TJM talks about the career and influences of Tony Scott and ranks all of Scott's films as well.

Support a Moron running in deep blue CT to unseat a leftist hack!
Darrell Harris For CT State Representative.
[CBD]

Podcast: Did the SCOTUS leftists slow-walk the USPS decision, Newsom's mendacious pledge not to run if Harris does, Canada's return to the trade negotiations, AI fear-mongering, The Goo Goo Dolls are adults, and more!

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, Guitar Hero Edition
Oh here it comes
That funny feeling again winding me up inside Every time we touch
Hey I don't know
Oh, tell me where to begin cause I never ever
Felt so much
Okay, that was pretty easy. Here's one that's 3% harder. But still easy.
Ooh, can you feel the static?
So many contacts being made
We've got up-front fanatics
Tearing down the barricade
To reach the stage
Can you feel the rage?

The coming tidal wave of new rockets [CBD]

Hesgeth honors those killed at the Pentagon

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

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Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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But I guess NBC just doesn't have any shows anymore. posted by Ace at 04:04 PM Comments As a business-type guy, I did find Trump's show somewhat interesting, what are the kinds of things he considers when making decisions, but after a while, I jut couldn't hang with it. With every episode, it took forever to get to the freaking point - and there just wasn't enough drama involved to keep me watching. I know that's the formula, and apparently it's popular. Probably why I don't get much out of things like Survivor. Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 14, 2005 04:13 PM Plus it has the same time slot as Lost, which is a really good show. Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 14, 2005 05:13 PM Still watch Trump. Gave up on Martha a long time ago. Posted by: someone on November 14, 2005 05:17 PM Martha's was basically "Apprentice, the Gay Blade." I mean, yeah, I guess it was meant to skew more to women, and there's nothing wrong with making and marketing a salad dressing as a task, but... 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