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November 14, 2005

Counterfeiters Fob Off $100 Bills, Featuring Lincoln's Face

Someone decided to give the Great Emancipator a promotion.

Via Fark.


posted by Ace at 03:08 PM
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That's "The Great Emancipator", buddy. And $5 to $100 is a demotion since it'd be in fewer hands. You wouldn't want to see U.S. Grant's ugly mug every time you had a sawbuck, would you?

Loose shit.

Posted by: The Black Republican on November 14, 2005 03:20 PM

One of the most successful counterfeiters of all time -- at least, he got away with it for a decade -- printed fake $1s. Clever, but...he printed them on lined notebook paper. The Secret Service website used to have a page up about him.

Posted by: S. Weasel on November 14, 2005 03:30 PM

Ummm...isn't it Franklin on the C-notes?

Posted by: Fatwa Arbuckle on November 14, 2005 03:45 PM

I wanted to be on the c-note, but they picked that fat, four-eyed SOB Franklin instead. And he wasn't even a President.

Although I do have to give him credit for his skillz with da ladies. I heard over in France he was busier than a dog with two dicks.

Posted by: Ullyses S. Grant on November 14, 2005 03:49 PM

"Great Emancipator"? He was just another Rethuglican chickenhawk who dragged the country into war to profit industrialists.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 14, 2005 03:50 PM

Whacha mean Ben was not a president. We call em dead presidents on the street so he gotta be.

Posted by: alabaster jones on November 14, 2005 04:21 PM

printed fake $1s

A retired NYC cop I used to hang with knew a guy who was counterfeiting pennies. Had a hydraulic press, good dies, media tumbler, etc in his basement.

He was knocking off the rarer ones and aging them a bit in the tumbler to soften the features and make'em look just a bit worn, then get rid of the new shine with some nitric acid.

THIS is the way to go - you'll never be caught. Just take a leisurely drive cross country dropping a couple of 1909-S's or something like that in coin shops whenever the urge hits you, or claim you inherited them in some estate, blah blah...

Don't get too greedy and you'll never get popped

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 14, 2005 05:12 PM

The bigger idiots are the clerks who accepted the seven bills.

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