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November 07, 2005
French Riots: Opportunistic Jihad After Happenstance Electrocution?The actual genesis of "insurgent activity" in France was almost certainly happenstance. The initial rioting was just rioting, par for the course in France, which is still pretty proud about the Reign of Terror, after all. But... just because it started as happenstance doesn't mean there's not enemy action behind its continuation and intensification. Captain's Quarters quotes a report from September 27, 2005: An Algerian Islamist organisation, the Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), has issued a call for action against France which it describes as "enemy number one", intelligence officials said Tuesday. "The only way to teach France to behave is jihad and the Islamic martyr," the group's leader Abu Mossab Abdelwadoud, also own as Abdelmalek Dourkdal, was quoted as saying in an Internet message earlier this month. Man, this joke gets old, but I'll repeat it anyway: It must be because of all those French troops in Iraq. CQ muses: The "riots' have sophisticated coordination between cell leaders, using the Internet and instant messaging as well as cell phones -- an odd tool for a spontaneous demonstration where one neighborhood would hardly have those phone numbers at the ready. posted by Ace at 03:51 PM
CommentsFrom http://no-pasaran.blogspot.com/ Ok, the French media.... (http://info.france2.fr/violences-banlieues/15475641-fr.php ) .....is no longer reporting the number of cars burnt ‘cause statistics might just inflame those wacky “youths” into more violence…..lucky for us the US media would never mindlessly report numbers that might incite violence! And the first political leader to blame the US is Vladimir Jirinovski ‘cause the mean ol’ USA wants to weaken all of Europe!
Posted by: This&That on November 7, 2005 04:05 PM
You all may have seen this before, but here is a good article about the french ghettos, written back in 2002: http://www.city-journal.org/html/12_4_the_barbarians.html If this really turns into another intifada, I don't expect the french to exercise the same restraint the Israelis have shown all these years. I wish Europe were capable of a sane middle ground. They seem to oscillate between extreme neo-marxist progressivism and nationalistic racism. For all their talk of nuance, it's exactly what they're lacking. Posted by: SJKevin on November 7, 2005 04:07 PM
"France is our enemy number one, the enemy of our religion, the enemy of our community," What this really means is "France is weak, we can take her". Posted by: Master of None on November 7, 2005 04:49 PM
Après moi, le deluge. Posted by: on November 7, 2005 05:01 PM
What you have failed to note is that the insurgency is limited to urban areas and the violence is restricted to a few provinces. Why don't you report any of the good news from France? What about all the new schools, sewers, water treatment plants, and power stations being built? What about re-enlistment numbers among the French police and fire brigades? Democritization is a process not an event. After the next elections we'll get the political process going. That's the way out. That and training young muslims to police themselves and extinguish the fires they set in random cars and shops. All you conservatives are the same. Always negative. Posted by: The Apologist on November 7, 2005 06:19 PM
Being French, you would expect them to have an exit strategy by now. Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 7, 2005 07:20 PM
"enemy number one" There's a new "great satan" now? This is outstanding - the USA has won the Great Satan cup for a couple of decades in a row now. Its high time another country came along and mounted a credible challenge. I was beginning to think we were cheating or buying the judges. Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 7, 2005 08:37 PM
France probibly thought that by staying out of the war they would,nt face the radicals how wrong they were Posted by: spurwing plover on November 8, 2005 09:41 AM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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