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November 07, 2005

Three Die Playing Catch With Hand Grenade

Can't blame them. They had at least a 10% chance of surviving the game. Those are my kinda odds!

The idiots also managed to kill a bystander.


posted by Ace at 03:36 PM
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I smell a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Iblis on November 7, 2005 03:50 PM

These people were 19 and 20 years old and are adults not youths. The articles states that it is not clear why the grenade exploded....my guess is that one of the adults pulled the pin. There has to be alcohol involved with this story I mean how many people would toss a grenade around sober??

Posted by: i4cu2 on November 7, 2005 03:58 PM

Yep. Darwin - 1. Intelligent Design - 0.

Posted by: compos mentis on November 7, 2005 04:07 PM

This is almost as bad as the guy who put a firecracker in his mouth and ended up looking like Admiral Akbar.

Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 04:42 PM

As a 'Nam Vet once told me,

" Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is not your friend."

Guess no one told it to them.

Posted by: LouisianaLightning on November 7, 2005 05:02 PM

Sounds like they had a blast.

Posted by: The Warden on November 7, 2005 07:10 PM

Or they didn't understand the rules of "Hot Potato".

Posted by: Iblis on November 7, 2005 07:17 PM

The articles states that it is not clear why the grenade exploded

Um, 'cause it's a fucking grenade!?

Good, three more stupid people prevented from taking up our precious oxygen...

Posted by: cheshirecat on November 7, 2005 11:05 PM

I smell a Darwin Award.

Or at least a Max Cleland medal.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 8, 2005 12:25 AM

What in the world were they trying to prove? how to commit mass suicide through mass stupididly

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 8, 2005 09:45 AM
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