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November 03, 2005

Did you hear the one about the Iraqi male prostitute?

I'm serious!

At the start of his trial for the murder of German fashion maven Rudolph Moshammer, an Iraqi male prostitute admitted Wednesday to striking the television personality with an electrical flex.
Moshammer, who had been described as "the only genuine eccentric in Germany", was instantly recognizable to most Germans by his waxed moustache, black wig and the lap dog Daisy he carried everywhere.
Defendant A., who had entered Germany as a refugee, was arrested after traces of his DNA were found on the flex, prosecutors said.

Hmmm, David Hasselhoff as the German police chief, Andrew Sullivan as Moshammer, and Rob Schneider as the Iraqi male prostitute? Quick get me Hollywood on the line, I want to pitch CSI Fatherland!


posted by Tanker at 10:09 PM
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Er, Tank...isn't that *David* Hasselhoff?

(aka *Michael* Knight)

Posted by: speedster1 on November 3, 2005 10:17 PM

Mashammer == Iraqi male prostitute.

Since they're competing for the role, I'll take Schneider.

Posted by: Dave S on November 3, 2005 10:35 PM

Thanks Speedster, I'm shouldn't drink and blog!

Posted by: Tanker on November 3, 2005 10:42 PM

At the risk of embarassing myself, wtf is an electrical flex?

Posted by: Jordan on November 4, 2005 12:12 AM

Rudolph Moshammer. Is he the guy from Sprockets who asks people if they want to touch his monkey?

Posted by: Scott R on November 4, 2005 12:50 AM

Is this the guy that was practicing on the sheep?

Posted by: on November 4, 2005 02:16 AM

I think an electric flex is an extention cord.

Posted by: on November 4, 2005 09:44 AM
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