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November 02, 2005

Fiddy Cent Slams Kanye West's Bush-Bashing

Huh? I thought Fiddy was the thug and Kanye was the niceboy genius all about positivity and that kind of gay shit.

Oh well. Guess thugs are cooler.


posted by Ace at 12:18 AM
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"I don't know where that came from" -
I think that's actually a rather good way of saying that he's full of it.

Posted by: Tom M on November 2, 2005 12:35 AM

Maybe fitty became a rethugliKKKan when his "millon the deal" became fitty percent a mill. Shit, homes, where did my stash go?

Seriously though, I don't read Fitty as "slamming" Kayne, so much so as a deep reflection on the multicultural tapestry of America. Well, its not a slam, not as I had been led to believe gangstas "slam." But, still, its a nice dose of the common sense.

Posted by: joeindc44 on November 2, 2005 12:39 AM

damn bourbon, its "mill on the deal"

Posted by: on November 2, 2005 12:40 AM

I've been in his house (before he bought it). Perfect example of design excess built badly. House had, like sevn kitchens. Every one of them had a crack in the countertops.

Posted by: Tom M on November 2, 2005 12:43 AM

loose shit: seven kitchens.
Could have been worse, I could have said Sven kitchens.

Posted by: Tom M on November 2, 2005 12:44 AM

They are protesting his billboards in LA and rightfully so.

Posted by: on November 2, 2005 05:09 AM

Amazing, and somewhat sad, that a display of common sense in an entertainer is something remarkable.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on November 2, 2005 06:47 AM

Ironic,

The thug mentality sides with the thug mentality.

Posted by: AlanB on November 2, 2005 08:39 AM

Thug mentality? You mean the mentality that leads Democrats to slash tires, shoot at Republican headquarters, threaten voters, and try to run over state officials with their vehicles?

That kind of thuggery?

Posted by: The Warden on November 2, 2005 09:26 AM

Well, no. One would certainly expect thugs to support thugs. Since irony means an incongruent or unexpected outcome, even if one were to accept the proposition that Mr Bush and Mr Cents are two of a kind, their support for one another would then represent the exact opposite of irony. Poetic justice, maybe.

Lefties. Illiteracy is only one of their charms.

Posted by: S. Weasel on November 2, 2005 09:45 AM

Come on, Warden, you are going to undo years of therapy if you give reality doses to members of the "alternative reality based community." He may sue you.

The alternative reality based community (ARBC) has set up an universe complete with its own rules and myths, similar to a D&D GM. Its a magical world where things are what you say they are, like Republican thugs or "Bush cut levee funding." Its also a fragile universe, so the ARBC tends to stick together, telling each other creation myths about "Florida 2000." Usually, the reactions to facts or ideas from outside their mythical legends range from blank stares to accusations of racism.

For example, one subject of the ARBC told about the legend of the PDB of 6 Aug, that would have spared the country 911, if ONLY BUSH READ IT!!!! The common counter curse to this legend is to mention Able Danger. This member of the ARBC stared blankly before accusing a racist Bush administration of creating Able Danger to steal oil.

Brave members of the ARBC sometimes, bravely, yet futilely, step away from the pack to taunt or gesture at normal people. Its about as effective and makes as much sense as a cat hissing at a passing semi. So, you get AlanBon: "tee hee, Republicans are teh thugs" or something like that.

Good job, Alan! Way to step out of your shell. Now run back to your flock to discuss how Halliburton and the Jewish cabal lead Bush to kill Sheehan's son before someone points out how stupid your whole mythology is. You wouldn't want someone to steal your 20-sided die of pointless political talking points. The mean Warden was just kidding about leftists who assault speakers, slash tires, make obscene phone calls, compare our troops to Nazis, attempt to run over members of the government or vote more than once.

Posted by: on November 2, 2005 09:49 AM

Hmm another bush basing ego-tystcal big mouth with their foot in in dose KAYNE WEST like the Toe Jam?

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 2, 2005 04:17 PM

My favorite rapper is still Postmaster P, because he brings a positive message.

Posted by: Dave Munger on November 2, 2005 06:33 PM

'Course 50's a Repub. Don't mess with his 2nd Amendment. done saved his ass many times...

Posted by: Rob on November 3, 2005 12:07 AM

How about WEIRD AL YONKLOVIC and his DARE TO BE STUPID? it sure fits with all what the liberals,politicians,journalists and enviromentalists wackos are always doing

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 3, 2005 09:40 PM
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