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May 15, 2026

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Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

It's true: A guilty dog cannot look its master in the eye. How human. (Well, I mean "human" for non-sociopaths. Candace Owens can stare you right in the eyes while lying.)

Weird: All-time pin-up Betty Page dancing to "Goodbye Horses."

Bryan Adams vs. Metallica.

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Crows mouthing off./a>

Raven steals things to get attention.

Emu shenanigans.

Rescuing a cute orphaned baby owl.

The life.

ICYMI: Dog sees an intruder from the spirit world and says "not on my watch, sister."

Yellow lab adopts a chick.

Rescuing a flying fox that fell the ground and can't fly.

Old but good: Bear does highway work.

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