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June 05, 2026

ONT: Happy Fun Edition - Friday 6/5/26

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Howdy all y'all! Weird Dave is on ONT special assignment this week, so yer ol' pal Weasel is filling in. Since the ONT goes up waaaay past my normal bedtime I really have no idea what I am doing, so please bear with me as I figure out the complexities and subtle nuance of the thread.

With that, grab your favorite beverage and settle in for the overnight!

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Happy Fun Ball

The official ball of the Happy Fun ONT.

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Speaking of Balls

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Think You're Tough?

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Dawa Sherpa (L)

You're not tough. This guy is tough.

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Think You're Badass?

You're not badass. This is badass.

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Huh?

Speaking of beverages, how the hell does water expire?

Maybe a question for the Food Thread?

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SNAFU

Have you heard the acronym SNAFU How about TARFU and FUBAR?

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Anyone From This Place?

Try writing that as your return address!

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Musical Interlude

A twofer!

and...

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Useful Products

For your overnight questions.

Ask The Mystic Pickle!

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That's it, folks. Thanks for letting me hang out with you guys and gals for a while. Have a nice night and a great weekend!

posted by Weasel at 10:00 PM

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