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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 16

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Careful how you handle this kind of situation:

Baby skunks think the cat is their mommy.. 🥺 pic.twitter.com/1Cr1zVZx2e
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 10, 2026

Meet The PetMorons

This magical piece of art is inspired by our late, great Delilah. It captures perfectly her beauty, dignity and pride. It was given to Her Majesty at our National Specialty this week. She cried whenever she saw it.
Hadrian the Seventh

What a thoughtful gift to honor a great dog!

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Hunting news concerning PetMorons:

Wondering if his kitty brother needs help catching a fly. pic.twitter.com/3suQK6uLIu
— Piper (@piper_moves) May 14, 2026

Meanwhile, we have had reports of lizard hunters among our PetMorons, including some of our own kittens, who left one (no tail) in a food dish and another by the door. To show their love.

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PetMoron Adjacent Animals

Gioia, our official AoSHQ Swiss Guide Dog, takes us on a little country visit to a farm:

Swiss cows usually seem nice.

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 9

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

posted by K.T. at 03:21 PM

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