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October 23, 2005
Bridges Of The PastThat's right, the blasphemy continues. (Suck it, bridge Nazis.) Last week we covered Bridges of the Future, ranking the modernistic spans without regard to what they think you should think. This week, more in-their-face criticism and bridge-lovin, but on a different tip. Yes, this week we're kickin it old school with 'Bridges of the Past.' Hitting you with the best of those old timey, ornate, fancy-pants spans that deserve respek. Gothicy or Victorian. Statues. Curliques. Often made of stone. Detail we can’t afford today. Here we go: Tower Bridge. London, England. The Grande Dame of the category. You can't do a list on old timey bridges and not include this lady. Fine, I'm bowing to convention right off. Screw you. The problem is, she's so well known, she’s become boring. Still though, a classy old broad that you can't properly leave off. I also like this night shot. Has the very modern Swiss Re tower in the background as contrast (the Swiss Re is the one people say looks like a Conehead, though all twinkly like that, it really reminds me more of Lucifer from the original Battlestar). Kintai Bridge. Iwakuni, Japan. One of the ‘3 bridges of Japan.’ Gorgeous and simple. Wood and old (1673). Yes, okay, another pedestrian bridge, and fine, not terribly ornate. But very pretty. (Five arches baby, five!) A little more info on it here. A nice gallery here. Pont Alexandre III. Paris, France. This thing always gets mentioned as among the "Most beautiful." Meh. I guess I like the lamp posts. The gold eagle whatnots atop the pillars are a little “The Donald” for my tastes, but hey, not here to bag on Frenchies. They still put up the Millau. Ponte Vecchio. Florence, Italy. Italian for “Old Bridge” goes back to Roman times, but, after a flood, got rebuilt and widened in 1345. Yeah, another pedestrian, but it’s still cool. Good lookin, but the reason I really dig it is I like the notion of a bridge on which people live and sell stuff. Bridge-as-city = cool concept. Sci-fi-ish to me. Or maybe 'Fantasy.' For some reason, makes me think of some city ancient bridge-city-in-the-clouds (which people get to by riding dragons!) (thought one would wonder why they would need bridges then.) (Okay, ignore the dragons thing.) Trivia. The word 'bankrupt' arises from ancient trade practices on the bridge. Wikipedia: [W]hen a merchant could not pay his debts, the table on which he sold his wares (the "banco") was physically broken ("rotto") by soldiers, and this practice was called "bancorotto" (broken table; possibly it can come from "banca rotta" which means "broken bank"). Ponte De Rialto. Venice, Italy. Another one of the "Most Beautiful" usual suspects. It's nice, and certainly ornate, but not much happenin for me. I guess the best I can say is that it's very much 'of' Venice (much like the Bridge of Sighs ) That is, it looks exactly like the sort of thing gondolas and crooning Italians were we made to float under. John A Roebling Suspension Bridge. Cincinnati, USA. Okay, maybe not as fancy as the others, but I like. Maybe it’s the shade of blue that does it for me. (Also, old/ornate as a category is fairly sissified and needed a suspenion to butch things up a bit.) Overall: an underrated American classic that deserves more love. But the winner, Dr. Reo Symes' champeen 'old timey, ornate':
The Széchenyi lánchíd (Chain bridge) Budapest, Hungary. Built in 1849, the first to unite Buda with Pest. Bombed in WWII, rebuilt according to original plans. Pretty much what I think an old bridge should look like. Solid rock and chain. Substantial looking. Those fat babies draping down from those mini Arc de Triumphs look so right. Not crazy ornate, but you feel like you’re getting a lotta bridge for your dollar… not getting up from the table still hungry. (She looks good in a little black dress too.)
posted by Dr. Reo Symes at 02:58 PM
CommentsPlease don't forget Pons Fabricius in Rome, dating from 62 BC and still servicable! See http://www.pbase.com/image/17882410 and http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Gazetteer/Places/Europe/Italy/Lazio/Roma/Rome/_Texts/PLATOP*/Pons_Fabricius.html for views and info. Posted by: Redhand on October 23, 2005 04:34 PM
Where is that confounded bridge? Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 23, 2005 04:47 PM
LONDON BRIFGE IS FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALING DOWN LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN MY FAIR LADY i understand that the origional london bridge was built long before the one that was rebuilt in ARIZONA was built Posted by: spurwing plover on October 23, 2005 05:20 PM
Funny story about Tower Bridge (OK, funny-ish). I was visiting friends living south of the river and needed directions to Elephant and Castle. I had a girl in the car so I gave her my phone so she could call our friends and guide us there. She was given the following direction: 'OK, cross the river at Tower Bridge and get in the left hand lane.' To which she replied: 'How will we know when we've crossed the bridge?' It's my own fault, I suppose for trusting women to guide me through one of the world's busiest cities. I later equaled her for stupidity by driving onto the emergency lane in the middle of a busy roundabout by accident. Posted by: sortapundit on October 23, 2005 05:39 PM
A Bridge to the Past Gomen, no contest. Kintai Bridge is it for me. Been so long am not sure, but think I was recruit at Parris Island SC in 1673. Centuries later as F-4 pilot in Iwakuni I lovingly barfed on this bridge many a Sat. morn sobering up while being attended by cute josan from T Harry`s (officers only) club whose only concern was my health & NOT the 1000 yen note taped to my forehead... Cherry Blossom season next to Kintai gave rise to arousals that I could never seem to duplicate under Cherry Blossoms in Wash, D.C.? /s/ murderous, barbaric, mongol-like, killing machine, retard, support our troops bullet magnet, gyrene Posted by: Jerry Cadick on October 23, 2005 05:42 PM
Do you have some kind of prejudice against bridges built to carry water? Of course not. You just temporarily forgot that the two most famous and beautiful old bridges on earth, both stellar examples of Roman engineering, are the Aqueduct of Segovia in Spain and the Pont du Gard in France. I'm sure you were just about to post an update. Posted by: Michael on October 23, 2005 05:43 PM
What about natural bridges such as those found in Arches National Park (Rainbow Arch)? Or if we're talking man-made structures, what about the Brooklyn Bridge. I know you already mentioned Roebling's Cincy bridge, but the Brooklyn bridge was such a huge advance in technology, not to mention beauty, that it is worth a second take. There are also dozens of covered bridges throughout New England that are worth a second look. Posted by: lawhawk on October 23, 2005 05:47 PM
Sorry, I gave the wrong link for the Aqueduct of Segovia. Admittedly, this structure does not cross water, but it still spans a valley and sure looks like a bridge to me. Posted by: Michael on October 23, 2005 05:48 PM
The Italians are building a bridge between Sicily and the mainland. Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 23, 2005 06:02 PM
The Italians are building a bridge between Sicily and the mainland. Then the Italians will build another bridge to return. *ba dum bum! I'm here all weekend. Try the veal.
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What about the Forth Rail Bridge, the first large-scale cantilever bridge in the world? To travel across this in a train is a real experience. It's vast. Posted by: on October 23, 2005 06:50 PM
That last was me, since Ace's 'remember personal info' thingumajig doesn't seem to work with my archaic combination of Mandriva 2005 and Firefox 1.0.7. Posted by: David Gillies on October 23, 2005 06:53 PM
What's next, Dr. Symes, your favorite highway rest stops? Lighthouses? Craters? Oddly shaped rocks? Ancient Mayan plumbing? Posted by: Bart on October 23, 2005 08:12 PM
My understanding is that the Swiss Re tower is known as the "Gherkin" in London. As for me, I think it looks like a giant dildo. Posted by: Steven Den Beste on October 23, 2005 08:19 PM
You could hardly write a short list of the world's most beautiful bridges without mentioning the Charles Bridge (Karluv most) in Prague. Posted by: SWLiP on October 23, 2005 08:38 PM
Posted by: Lydia on October 23, 2005 09:14 PM
Swlip: Yeah, I know people talk about that Prague bridge, but frankly, I don't see it. Take away those statues and its just... every single bridge ever. Statues are a cheat. You take a couple Van Goghs and hand them on the Tappan Zee and what? Wow, what a gorgeous bridge that Tappan Zee! And sooo romantic. Michael: Aquaducts? You come round here talking aquaducts? The day I put one of those sluices-putting-on-airs on a web page with the Kintai... well, ain't gonna happen. Screw aquaducts. Yeah, I said it. Screw Aquaducts! Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on October 23, 2005 09:36 PM
Anyway, Ace, aside from overlooking the bridges that carry aquaducts, I think this is a really original and creative series. Keep up the good work, Ace! Posted by: Michael on October 23, 2005 09:42 PM
You're playing a dangerous game, Butters. Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on October 23, 2005 09:44 PM
As for me, I think it looks like a giant dildo. My vote for the premier architectural dildo in North America goes to the Liberty Memorial in Kansas City. It's the major WWI memorial in the U.S. Go to the link and scan the web cam up that ribbed shaft, if you dare. At night, it ejaculates steam from the tip that is suitably lit in red for all to admire. I recently had a hotel room that faced this thing. Quite an experience. Posted by: Michael on October 23, 2005 09:53 PM
You're playing a dangerous game, Butters. My name isn't Butters. Nobody calls me Butters. Oh wait . . . *Michael thinks it over* *Michael decides to shut up* Posted by: Michael on October 23, 2005 10:01 PM
To give it its due, the Swiss Re building (or 30 St Mary Axe London EC3A 8EP, if we're being finicky), is popularly known as the erotic gherkin, thereby doing double duty as hot dog side dish and sexual plaything. Posted by: David Gillies on October 23, 2005 10:03 PM
Brooklyn. Posted by: someone on October 23, 2005 10:24 PM
You guys can all bite the big one. By my standards, the greatest bridge in the world is the George Washington Bridge (GWB). It is the busiest, it is the most profitable. That should end it right there, but there's more. When Othmar Ammann, who by the way was the greatest bridge builder in history 9see below) it was twice as long as the previous longest span. By comparison, the Golden Gate was less than 25% longer than the GWB and was based on a discarded design that Ammann had proposed but his clients discarded (the art deco design). The GWB was built with one deck and a second one added thirty years later; it could carry a third deck if there were any room in Manhattan to put the highways. Ammann designed the six longest bridges in New York City, including two that held the title as longest in the world, the GWB and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. Those were his first and last, designed 50 years apart. Posted by: jmchez on October 23, 2005 11:13 PM
Dr. Symes: Yeah, I know people talk about that Prague bridge, but frankly, I don't see it. Take away those statues and its just... every single bridge ever. The statue don't add as much as the towers that sit at each end. That, and the fact that the bridge was built in the 14th century. But other than that? Yeah, you're right. It's just like every other bridge. P.S. You could argue that the towers are not a structural component of the bridge, but that would not be correct. They served a defensive function in their day. Posted by: SWLiP on October 24, 2005 12:08 AM
I bet Wikipedia is full of shit. Wouldn't it make more sense that "bankrupt" came from the idea that if you had no money, you're bank was rupt(ured)? Posted by: Mark V. on October 24, 2005 12:24 AM
swlip: oooh, towers you say? AND its old? Well then I... sorry, it's still ass. Historical fact: The king of Prague erected it as a joke, a way to test his subjects. He'd have a reception, and ask guests what they thought of it. If they said they liked it, he'd nod along, but, when they left, he'd pull his shirt away from his chest,imitating like he had breasts, then in a high high he'd squeal: "I'm a little girl, I like the Charles Bridge. Won't you come to my tea party?" He and the queen would laugh and laugh. Then later, he'd dispatch his men to kill the unfortunate subject. Ask a historian. The bridge sucks. Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on October 24, 2005 12:46 AM
No, Mark V, Wikipedia is not full of shit on this one. The word bank comes from "banco", which is the word in Italian and Spanish for "bench". The money lending in medieval Italy was conducted on a bench. Thus "banca rota" is the word in Spanish and Italian for bankruptcy and literally means "broken bench". Posted by: jmchez on October 24, 2005 01:01 AM
Dr. Symes: Okay, if you say so. I'll have you know that you just shot down some of my most cherished memories. {sniff} Posted by: SWLiP on October 24, 2005 01:20 AM
Nah, that Swiss Re thing looks like a giant suppository. Posted by: CraigC on October 24, 2005 03:07 AM
I'm surprised that you could discuss bridges and not mention St. Petersburg (Russia, that is, not Florida). The city is built over a series of canals, so to go from nearly anywhere to anywhere else involves crossing a bridge. There may be no single bridge in St. Petersburg that makes your list, but in the aggregate, they are quite an achievement. Posted by: Brown Line on October 24, 2005 03:21 AM
There may be no single bridge in St. Petersburg that makes your list, but in the aggregate, they are quite an achievement. That's also true for my butt zits. Posted by: Dogstar on October 24, 2005 09:11 AM
The high-level walkways between the towers gained an unpleasant reputation as a haunt for prostitutes and pickpockets and were closed in 1910. They have now been reopened as part of the Tower Bridge Experience It I ever make it to London, that's the first place I'm goin'. Well, maybe first to a pub. Then maybe to whisper to one of the Palace guards about how I'm going to visit his sister on the walkways. But then . . . Posted by: compos mentis on October 24, 2005 09:18 AM
Roebling's next project after Cincy was in Waco Texas. Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 24, 2005 10:16 AM
Aqueducts aren't bridges by your standards? BITE ME. Posted by: The Ghost of Telfair on October 24, 2005 11:18 AM
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