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Quick HitsThe latest White House shooter has been named. Michael Marx. Seems well-named. The authorities seem to be slow-rolling information about this person, only telling us he is 45 and has a Texas drivers license. I'm sure that means he's totally not a leftwing murder cultist. Professional Homosexual Tim Miller doggedly defends Nazis and Islamists because he's such a principled conservative. Justin @JustR_02 Tucker Carlson and William Kristol, Together Again? It's only a matter of time. And money. Don't forget the money. Because the grifters all like money. A lot. Like strangely a lot. Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke I say "of course" because the Democrat Party has dictated that black people are almost entirely immune from law or professional requirements and boy oh boy, is that policy working out for everyone with zero negative consequences! Related: Three DC dirty police officials could possibly be fired for faking the city's crime data. But you know, they won't be. The possible terminations were reported Tuesday by The Washington Post, citing unnamed sources. The Justice Department, Republicans in Congress and the District of Columbia have been looking into the allegations. The city's Metropolitan Police Department's disciplinary process will give any officials accused of misconduct the opportunity to defend themselves. The process can take years and involve arbitration. A spokesperson for the department said an assistant chief and a district commander were placed on administrative leave, though he didn't disclose the reasons. The third officer reportedly facing termination, also a district commander, is already on administrative leave and was previously the subject of an investigation related to crime statistics, according to the Post. Cops committing crimes is perfectly acceptable if it helps us sell the Democrat Socialist's Decarceration Agenda. News report here. These cops were deliberately misreporting shootings as simple assaults and robberies and break-ins as "trespassing" because people don't get alarmed about increases in those categories. Update: I was just on Instagram for Cafe stuff and I found this latest element of the "Bring the left and fake-right extremes together" op. ![]() hidden.place.in hidden.place.in's profile picture hidden.place.in 8h They told you the culture war is organic--real disagreements between real people with real passions. Nothing to see here. I follow zero political accounts on Instagram so this was definitely pushed to me courtesy of an op. There was probably a money payment to spread this absurd post. Know the op when you see it.
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