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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 5, 2026 [Doof]![]() From Aesthetics Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Tuesday night ONT has arrived. So glad you could make it. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight? Russia deportation process >>>>> USA deportation process Man Gets Deported from Russia for Reviewing a Leather Skirt Online In the Russian Federation, the LGBT movement is recognized as extremist and banned, so any sort of association or promotion can have serious legal consequences. A young migrant from Uzbekistan found this out the hard way after reviewing a women’s leather skirt on the Wildberries online marketplace. I'm not saying we should consider deporting people because of what they say or post online. But I'm also not NOT saying it. ----- You'll put yer eye out! Thermos Bottle Design Flaw Causes “Permanent Vision Loss” in at Least Three People Of all the risks associated with using insulated food and beverage containers, permanent vision loss would probably rank pretty low on most people’s list, but according to a series of consumer reports, it’s a real possibility. At least 27 people have filed complaints claiming to have suffered laceration injuries when the caps violently ejected from the containers upon opening them. News video segment at the link. ----- Play stupid games...
I feel so sorry for her, don't you?? ----- Kewl!
Very clever reuse of those bottles! ----- Maryland's last Republican member of Congress, Andy Harris speaks about the Key Bridge debacle (I like to intentionally mispronounce that word as DEB-a-clee) Congressman Harris: Key Bridge price may have topped $9B; state searches for new builder State and federal officials made a joint announcement last week that the current contract with Kiewit would not move forward to finish the Key Bridge rebuild, citing concerns with the timeline and cost. U.S. Rep. Andy Harris said he heard the number for the Kiewit-built Key Bridge may have been between $8 and $9 billion. Check out the whole thing. I live in Andy's district. For now. There is, of course, a redistricting plan underway in Maryland. Most of the red areas in Maryland (yes, there are red areas in MD -- lots of them) have already been Gerrymandered into blue districts. Have I mentioned lately that I can't wait to move out of MD?
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