There was some movie in the late 80's - might have been Italian, where the female lead gives the male lead a blow job. Not a very good one, though it was difficult to see. All dark and shadowy. Maybe, it wasn't so much of a bj but only putting it in her mouth. Then there is that weird republican actor who's actress girlfriend gave him a blow job on film. Doesn't do a thing for me.

Unhottest/most absurd? People made a big deal over the Donald Sutherland, Julie Christie scene in Don't Look Now (weird, underappreciated thriller), playing up rumors they were actually 'doing it.'

Finally rented it. Frankly, the disparity in attractiveness levels of its participants created a torsion effect that almost blew out my TV screen.

Hottest? Always liked that scene in Ramblin Rose where Laura Dern lets much younger Lucas Haas feel away. Really played into my youth's babysitter fantasies.

There was some movie in the late 80's - might have been Italian, where the female lead gives the male lead a blow job.

"Devil in the Flesh" (or "Il Diavolo in corpo"). Saw it in Toronto when it came out in 1986. The lovely Maruschka Detmers performed the duties. The main characters were nutty and behaved arbitrarily, which, in my book, makes everything else they do less compelling. Detmers makes up for it in other ways in the movie, though.

Does Paris Hilton's video count?

On the topic of subtitled bj's, Eiko Matsuda gives a pretty graphic one in In the Realm of the Sense. In fact, just about everything about that movie was graphic, and kinky in ways that left you saying, "WTF is wrong with the Japanese?"

Excellent movie, though. But if you see it, be prepared for scenes that make sexually "daring" American movies look as wholesome as an Amy Grant video.

Don't forget the steamy hot puppet sex in the move Team America.

Deliverance gave a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Squeal like a pig!"

I call bullshit. I've pleasured myself to each and every one of these scenes just fine, thank you.

Now, Last Tango In Paris, THAT'S wrong. . . mmmm, butter.

Hey Ace, turn that frown upside down: ask the readers what they consider to be THE BEST movie sex scenes. Mainstream flicks only, of course-- nothing from Bang The Bum Slowly, Yank My Doodle-- It's A Dandy, or Queer & Pleasant Stranger.

I'll have to think of my favorite. I *know* it's out there.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I have to second the Paris Hilton sex tape as "Worst Sex Scene". Here's this guy, plying the tubesteak into Paris's well-worn roast-beef curtains, and Paris is making a face like she's doing long-division in her head.

Then the phone rings and she answers it.

Yeah, but ya'll gotta admit it'd be really easy to lose, um, concentration, if a girl moved like Elizabeth Berkley did in that pool scene (OR SO I'VE HEARD... I told my wife I'm not even interested in seeing said movie)...

I mean, if a girl thrashes around like that (AGAIN, just from what I've heard, it's not like I watched the scene even once, let alone, over and over again), wouldn't you be worried that she's having an epileptic seizure rather than, uh, something else?

Watching Richard Gere trying not to look horrified when Julia Roberts is going down on him in the first part of the movie.

Don't Look Now

He licked her armpit! Other than that, yes, Christie had to be one of the most lovely actresses I've seen. One of my favorites is -- I think it's called Darling.

"Devil in the Flesh"

Yep, that's it. I don't remember anything about it exept it was bad and the sex scene was grainy and dark.

Actually, I thought the pool sex scene in 'Showgirls' was OK compared to the average Skinemax sort of softcore material. Which is what 'Showgirls' really was, softcore cable porn with a big budget.

Sex scenes are easy. Just have some pretty people get naked and hug a lot. Engaging passion between actors who are clothed is far harder. One of the things that really impressed me about 'Farscape' was that Ben Browder and Claudia Black were extremely convincing as an intensely impassioned couple without any real life involvement. It was all the more fitting that one episode had a subplot revolving around the way such couples can be annoying to those around them.

I'm gonna have to go with Demi Kutcher-Willis-Moore and Woody "Woody" Harrelson in Indecent Proposal.

For some reason, they toss a pair of wet tighty whities on a stove in between a lot of that "shakey MTV camera" BS. Say what you will, Joe Eszterhas is in no John T. Bone. Extremely difficult to masturbate to.

Actually, the sex scene in Don't Look Now would have been just fine if it hadn't been for Donald Sutherland's and Julie Christie's matching curly perms. ::seventies horror::

That scene between Jude Law and Rachel Weisz in Enemy At The Gates was pretty awful.

I don't know, I think armpit licking is kinda cool.

I don't know, I think armpit licking is kinda cool.

Check with Andrea. She may be interested.

My armpits aren't just for any tongue.

I worked as an assistant editor on a Sean Young pic. Hours and hours of Sean Young, naked.

Not for the faint of heart.

Name of the Rose?

Oddly enough, both the participants are quite hot (an ephebic Christian Slater and some sultry wopette), and yet the scene is awkward and creepy.

Not that that prevents it from being ... "fodder." All is grist for the mill. The sex mill.

Mad Dog and Glory has one of the funniest - "ow, wait, you're on my hair!" Observational humah! love it

I thought the sex scene in the Name of the Rose was pretty hot.

What ever happened to Slater's sexual battery arrest?

You and me both Ace. And who was that girl? She was smokin' hot.

"What ever happened to Slater's sexual battery arrest?"

Oh, we worked things out.