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August 25, 2005
George Will Is On F'n' FireMany warmhearted and mildly-attentive Americans say the president should have invited Sheehan to his kitchen table in Crawford for a cup of coffee and a serving of that low-calorie staple of democratic sentimentality -- ``dialogue.'' Well. posted by Ace at 02:03 PM
CommentsOkay, Ace, that's your new handle from now on: "Filth Spewer". As in, "Heya, Filth Spewer. Howya doin?" Or, "Yo! F.S., my man! You one filth-spewin' motha, but you a-ight." Or, "My dear Filth Spewer, surely you are jesting when you suggest that changing my portfolio from stock-heavy to bond-heavy investments will provide a greater return. You are such a card! Also, you spew filth." Posted by: Monty on August 25, 2005 02:15 PM
George Will = Hitler Posted by: on August 25, 2005 02:19 PM
George Will = Hitler I think you meant Hister. Nostradamus foretold George Will's rise to fame long ago. In his eleventy-fifth quatrain, he speaks of a politically-conservative Hister who "bring light to dark places and put foot to Democrat ass." Some have theorized that Hister is Charles Krauthammer, but scholars are in agreement that Nostradamus was actually speaking of Mr. Will.
Posted by: Monty on August 25, 2005 02:23 PM
http://www.filmlinc.com/nyff/nyffse/speaking.htm Posted by: vivi on August 25, 2005 02:42 PM
Who invented the fucking phrase "Speaking Truth to Power?" I HATE IT!!! It has passed "Cool Beans" as the most annoying phrase ever! Sorry, but I went to the link for the film event the Vivi had above. It was the first thing I saw and I ran away screaming. Posted by: Sweetmeats on August 25, 2005 02:49 PM
I wish the media would cease calling Cindy Sheehan the "peace mom". She doesn't want peace as in "Visualize whirled peas", she only wants our soldiers to abandon the Iraqi people and come back to the safe and peaceful U.S. Does she not understand that our leaving Iraq right now would result in tens of thousands more deaths amongst the Iraqi people when the civil war ensues and the extremist violently take power? So basically, she only wants peace only for the American Soldiers and not the Iraqi people. Sounds a bit racist to me, but I suppose that's not possible since she's one of those oh so caring liberals. She's not the "peace mom". In my eyes, she's the "wimp out and go home" mom...which is what I wish she would just do. Posted by: RudeJelly on August 25, 2005 03:30 PM
Wet, soggy cardboard is nonflammable. Posted by: Donnah on August 25, 2005 03:36 PM
"Just like", even. Posted by: Donnah on August 25, 2005 03:38 PM
But the Democratic Party, whose democratically elected chairman is Howard (``I Hate the Republicans and Everything They Stand For'') Dean, is not ripe for lessons in temperate rhetoric, which may be why the Republican Party has far fewer worries than it deserves. Bingo. If the lefties would STFU with Bush lied, people died and other nonsense they might actually be able to spark a debate about where this administration has gone wrong. There are plenty of things upon which to criticize our current president, but the behavior on the left is so outrageous and counterproductive that it seems silly to worry about anything other than kicking their stupid asses until they reform into something that merits the label of loyal opposition. Posted by: The Warden on August 25, 2005 03:40 PM
"Death to Iraqis" Mom "Iraqis Under Terrorist Boot" Mom "Death to Brown People" Mom Posted by: on August 25, 2005 03:41 PM
Cedarford's Mom Posted by: BrewFan on August 25, 2005 03:46 PM
I've always liked Will, even when I disagreed with him (which was frequently). That was one of his best columns in a long, long time. And Sweetmeats, re: the most annoying phrase ever-- "Speaking truth to power" has got to be high on the list, although "absolute moral authority" is a newcomer that's coming on strong. But the worst phrase ever, without a doubt, is "Okey-dokey, artichokey." Supposedly Hillary uses it with her staff. This woman must never, ever be allowed back in the White House. Posted by: utron on August 25, 2005 04:07 PM
Just for grins, I would like to see a bunch of ridiculously rich conservatives buy one of the big three networks. And turn it into an even more kick-ass version of Fox News Network. Ho boy, that would be so great... Posted by: Dogstar on August 25, 2005 04:31 PM
Utron: What's the deal, pickle? Posted by: DB on August 25, 2005 04:33 PM
What nicer set-up than "Filth-spewer" hooking up with SpewFan, who is eager to gobble it up. Rude Jelly writes: she only wants our soldiers to abandon the Iraqi people and come back to the safe and peaceful U.S. Well, I think most soldiers would love to abandon scenic, sandy Iraq if they could and be back in the safe and peaceful USA. If it was still in America's interests to abandon them, which alas, it is not. Does she not understand that our leaving Iraq right now would result in tens of thousands more deaths amongst the Iraqi people when the civil war ensues and the extremist violently take power? Who do you think caused the 2,000 American dead and 14,000 wounded? Mostly Sunni Iraqis. Truth is we don't honestly care too much about Islamoid shitheads exterminating themselves in war or civil war. The Iran-Iraq War, where a million people on each side were killed, could have been labeled the War that Couldn't Have Happened to Two Nicer Countries. If we left Iraq and gave the Kurds and Shia plenty of weapons, the consequences would be life would become infinitely worse for the 5 million Sunnis that have done most of the American killing and maiming. But, as nice as it would be to see the Sunni Shitheads getting deadly payback plus...It....wouldn't be....in America's...vital interests. Posted by: Cedarford on August 25, 2005 05:38 PM
WASHINGTON -- Sad yet riveting, like a wreck by the side of the road, Cindy Sheehan, a plaything of her own sincerities and other peoples' opportunisms, has already been largely erased from the national memory by new waves of media fickleness in the service of the public's summer ennui. How can 'ya beat that? Will was the first one to use the word "gravitas" before the MSM took it up about Cheney. George Will is an eloquent and brilliant man and very under-appreciated by the right. Posted by: 72 hooters on August 25, 2005 05:55 PM
Aw crap, ANOTHER Cedarford post that I basically agree with. Must be because he quit before he got to the part about the joooos. Cedarford's Mom, heh, heh Posted by: holdfast on August 25, 2005 07:54 PM
I'm waiting for a guest on one of the cable news debate programs like FNC's Hannity and Colmes or CNN's "Begala and Carvell Scream Incoherently at Conservatives" to respond to a question about Saint Cindy by asking "Who? Cindy Shehan? Never heard of her." Posted by: Border Reiver on August 25, 2005 09:51 PM
Finally George writes something helpful to the War on Terror, unlike his usual local PTA-type schtick. Posted by: lloyd on August 25, 2005 11:23 PM
George Will probably has the greatest depth of political and philosophic studies among the well-known columnists. He reportedly has some associations with the Straussians, although it hasn't come to my attention that he's a card-carrier. A couple of years ago, he wrote a column that sounded like an echo of Zarathustra's speech to the empty heavens, the full significance of which probably went right over the heads of much of his admiring readership. I still admire Will for his depth, but although I used also to admire him for his writing, he's now eclipsed in my mind by Mark Steyn. It was always Will's tart cruelty that I admired most about his written style, but there, Steyn has him beat hands down. Posted by: Kralizec on August 26, 2005 01:43 AM
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This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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