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August 25, 2005

George Will Is On F'n' Fire

Indeed:

Many warmhearted and mildly-attentive Americans say the president should have invited Sheehan to his kitchen table in Crawford for a cup of coffee and a serving of that low-calorie staple of democratic sentimentality -- ``dialogue.'' Well.

Since her first meeting with the president, she has called him a ``lying bastard,'' ``filth spewer,'' ``evil maniac,'' ``fuehrer'' and the world's ``biggest terrorist'' who is committing ``blatant genocide'' and ``waging a nuclear war'' in Iraq. Even leaving aside her not entirely persuasive contention that someone else concocted the obviously anti-Israel and inferentially anti-Semitic elements of one of her recent e-mails -- elements of a sort nowadays often found woven into ferocious left-wing rhetoric -- it is difficult to imagine how the dialogue would get going.

He: ``Cream and sugar?''

She: ``Yes, please, filth spewer.''

Do Democrats really want to embrace her variation of the Michael Moore and ``Fahrenheit 9/11'' school of political discourse? Evidently, yes, judging by the attendance of 12 Democratic senators at that movie's Washington premiere in June 2004, and by the lionizing of Moore at the Democratic Convention -- the ovation, the seating of him with Jimmy Carter.



posted by Ace at 02:03 PM
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Okay, Ace, that's your new handle from now on: "Filth Spewer".

As in, "Heya, Filth Spewer. Howya doin?" Or, "Yo! F.S., my man! You one filth-spewin' motha, but you a-ight." Or, "My dear Filth Spewer, surely you are jesting when you suggest that changing my portfolio from stock-heavy to bond-heavy investments will provide a greater return. You are such a card! Also, you spew filth."

Posted by: Monty on August 25, 2005 02:15 PM

George Will = Hitler

Posted by: on August 25, 2005 02:19 PM

George Will = Hitler

I think you meant Hister. Nostradamus foretold George Will's rise to fame long ago. In his eleventy-fifth quatrain, he speaks of a politically-conservative Hister who "bring light to dark places and put foot to Democrat ass." Some have theorized that Hister is Charles Krauthammer, but scholars are in agreement that Nostradamus was actually speaking of Mr. Will.


Nostradamus foretold Hitler's rise to power in another quatrain, where he referred to a dread evildoer named "Mr. Jinkies".

Posted by: Monty on August 25, 2005 02:23 PM

http://www.filmlinc.com/nyff/nyffse/speaking.htm
Dude you have GOT to cover this event. Note the fair and impartial panelists.

Posted by: vivi on August 25, 2005 02:42 PM

Who invented the fucking phrase "Speaking Truth to Power?" I HATE IT!!! It has passed "Cool Beans" as the most annoying phrase ever! Sorry, but I went to the link for the film event the Vivi had above. It was the first thing I saw and I ran away screaming.

Posted by: Sweetmeats on August 25, 2005 02:49 PM

I wish the media would cease calling Cindy Sheehan the "peace mom".

She doesn't want peace as in "Visualize whirled peas", she only wants our soldiers to abandon the Iraqi people and come back to the safe and peaceful U.S. Does she not understand that our leaving Iraq right now would result in tens of thousands more deaths amongst the Iraqi people when the civil war ensues and the extremist violently take power?

So basically, she only wants peace only for the American Soldiers and not the Iraqi people. Sounds a bit racist to me, but I suppose that's not possible since she's one of those oh so caring liberals.

She's not the "peace mom". In my eyes, she's the "wimp out and go home" mom...which is what I wish she would just do.

Posted by: RudeJelly on August 25, 2005 03:30 PM

Wet, soggy cardboard is nonflammable.
George Will works on me just a tonic - a laudanum tonic.

Posted by: Donnah on August 25, 2005 03:36 PM

"Just like", even.
His tincture of poppy word sequence must have kicked in.

Posted by: Donnah on August 25, 2005 03:38 PM

But the Democratic Party, whose democratically elected chairman is Howard (``I Hate the Republicans and Everything They Stand For'') Dean, is not ripe for lessons in temperate rhetoric, which may be why the Republican Party has far fewer worries than it deserves.

Bingo.

If the lefties would STFU with Bush lied, people died and other nonsense they might actually be able to spark a debate about where this administration has gone wrong.

There are plenty of things upon which to criticize our current president, but the behavior on the left is so outrageous and counterproductive that it seems silly to worry about anything other than kicking their stupid asses until they reform into something that merits the label of loyal opposition.

Posted by: The Warden on August 25, 2005 03:40 PM

"Death to Iraqis" Mom

"Iraqis Under Terrorist Boot" Mom

"Death to Brown People" Mom

Posted by: on August 25, 2005 03:41 PM

Cedarford's Mom

Posted by: BrewFan on August 25, 2005 03:46 PM

I've always liked Will, even when I disagreed with him (which was frequently). That was one of his best columns in a long, long time.

And Sweetmeats, re: the most annoying phrase ever--

"Speaking truth to power" has got to be high on the list, although "absolute moral authority" is a newcomer that's coming on strong. But the worst phrase ever, without a doubt, is "Okey-dokey, artichokey." Supposedly Hillary uses it with her staff. This woman must never, ever be allowed back in the White House.

Posted by: utron on August 25, 2005 04:07 PM

Just for grins, I would like to see a bunch of ridiculously rich conservatives buy one of the big three networks.

And turn it into an even more kick-ass version of Fox News Network.

Ho boy, that would be so great...

Posted by: Dogstar on August 25, 2005 04:31 PM

Utron:

What's the deal, pickle?

Posted by: DB on August 25, 2005 04:33 PM

What nicer set-up than "Filth-spewer" hooking up with SpewFan, who is eager to gobble it up.

Rude Jelly writes:

she only wants our soldiers to abandon the Iraqi people and come back to the safe and peaceful U.S.

Well, I think most soldiers would love to abandon scenic, sandy Iraq if they could and be back in the safe and peaceful USA. If it was still in America's interests to abandon them, which alas, it is not.

Does she not understand that our leaving Iraq right now would result in tens of thousands more deaths amongst the Iraqi people when the civil war ensues and the extremist violently take power?

Who do you think caused the 2,000 American dead and 14,000 wounded? Mostly Sunni Iraqis. Truth is we don't honestly care too much about Islamoid shitheads exterminating themselves in war or civil war. The Iran-Iraq War, where a million people on each side were killed, could have been labeled the War that Couldn't Have Happened to Two Nicer Countries. If we left Iraq and gave the Kurds and Shia plenty of weapons, the consequences would be life would become infinitely worse for the 5 million Sunnis that have done most of the American killing and maiming.

But, as nice as it would be to see the Sunni Shitheads getting deadly payback plus...It....wouldn't be....in America's...vital interests.

Posted by: Cedarford on August 25, 2005 05:38 PM

WASHINGTON -- Sad yet riveting, like a wreck by the side of the road, Cindy Sheehan, a plaything of her own sincerities and other peoples' opportunisms, has already been largely erased from the national memory by new waves of media fickleness in the service of the public's summer ennui.

How can 'ya beat that? Will was the first one to use the word "gravitas" before the MSM took it up about Cheney. George Will is an eloquent and brilliant man and very under-appreciated by the right.

Posted by: 72 hooters on August 25, 2005 05:55 PM

Aw crap, ANOTHER Cedarford post that I basically agree with. Must be because he quit before he got to the part about the joooos.

Cedarford's Mom, heh, heh

Posted by: holdfast on August 25, 2005 07:54 PM

I'm waiting for a guest on one of the cable news debate programs like FNC's Hannity and Colmes or CNN's "Begala and Carvell Scream Incoherently at Conservatives" to respond to a question about Saint Cindy by asking "Who? Cindy Shehan? Never heard of her."

Posted by: Border Reiver on August 25, 2005 09:51 PM

Finally George writes something helpful to the War on Terror, unlike his usual local PTA-type schtick.

Posted by: lloyd on August 25, 2005 11:23 PM

George Will probably has the greatest depth of political and philosophic studies among the well-known columnists. He reportedly has some associations with the Straussians, although it hasn't come to my attention that he's a card-carrier. A couple of years ago, he wrote a column that sounded like an echo of Zarathustra's speech to the empty heavens, the full significance of which probably went right over the heads of much of his admiring readership. I still admire Will for his depth, but although I used also to admire him for his writing, he's now eclipsed in my mind by Mark Steyn. It was always Will's tart cruelty that I admired most about his written style, but there, Steyn has him beat hands down.

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