"an observation: Jessica Alba just said in a recent interview that she once had an eating disorder. she looks fantastic. So - eating disorders work. "

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

:P

I've been touting the benefits of "anorexia" for ages. Though not to the point where the girls' wrists and elbows are bigger than the rest of their arms; that's just gross, and by then their kidneys start failing too.

No one seems to appreciate my heroin diet.

I mean seriously. Have you ever seen a fat heroin addict?

Sharp,

Jerry Garcia?

Yeah, Jessica Alba's going to be seriously hot once puberty kicks in.

All the strippers I know say the same thing- if you want to lose weight, eat lots of little bitty meals.

Unfortunately, I'm too lazy, and often do just the opposite- eat once a day, and gorge myself. As a result- I'm stuck at 175 lbs. Which isn't too bad, but I've got a small/medium sized spare tire I'll never get rid of...

Sharp,
Crystal meth is the way to go.
Rid the snake!

And who needs all those teeth, anyway?
You only need two that oppose each other, really.

Uh.
'Ride' the snake. Ride.

Damn this moran bolg.