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The Beatles' full (but short) concert in Washington DC, from 1964

Longbow FAQ: How do Type XVI arrowheads do against partial plate armor?

Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver.
It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.

Jay Mohr's impression of Bill Burr and his lazy, bitchy Old Queen style of "comedy" is hilarious

Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged.
Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).

Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds
I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?

Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket
At least the thing still runs
This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget
Whose suicide you're on.
Also:
You wax poetic about things pathetic
As long as you look so cute
Believe these hills are starting to roll
Believe these stars are starting to shoot

Podcast: In the last Episode of the season CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Texas Gerrymandering, The Islamist who is about to be the mayor of NYC, Jim Acosta's ghoulish interview, Israel needs a new strategy for Gaza, and more!

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition
Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your love
I'd just like to make you mine, all mine

Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget'
Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD]

Treasonous British politician is forced to admit, only after being badgered out of his evasions and denials, that the "Online Safety Act" is not, as claimed, about protecting children, but about patrolling adults for "anti-migrant sentiment"

I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be:

Days Are Important: The Amount of Days Was a Number and That Number Was 100 Plus 7 Which is 107. 107. One Hundred and Seven. It's a Memoir and Memoirs are About Remembering Things Because Remembering Things is Good. Not Bad. Good. Memoir. A Memoir. Like a Reservoir But With Memory. We Have to Let it Flow. We Have to Let It Flow Into the Reservoir of Our Mind and Our Heart. Our Heart Which is the Beating Heart of Not Just Our Blood, But Our Progress. And Our People. And Democracy. The End.

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Early 80s Mystery Click: A medley of songs by a 60s band

Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click
I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way.
The kid's in shock up and down the block
The folks are home playing beat the clock
Down at the golden cup
They set the young ones up
Under the neon light
Selling day for night
It's alright
Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody)
Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody)
Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody)
Nobody

Flashback: UCLA allows terror-supporting thugs to set up and maintain checkpoints to keep Jews out of campus buildings
More video of the anti-Jewish checkpoints
A major university allowed this and defended this.

Earthquake off Russian coast sends tsunami waves towards Hawaii:

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BREAKING: Tsunami waves of 3-12 FEET are possible in Hawaii, per the Tsunami Warning Center

Tsunami expected to arrive on Hawaiian shores within hours

Coastal evacuation ordered in Honolulu
Warnings for the California coast as well. Impact expected at 12:15

Former CIA operative John Kiriakou talks with Matt Taibbi about the Brennan/Comey Coup
Both guys are old liberals, maybe even of the far-left variety, and both are appalled by the Democrat/Deep State coup against the US. Kiriakou says that CIA officers were legally obligated to report to the Inspector General John Brennan's repeated overruling of actual intelligence to encode his partisan conspiracy theories into US intel product, but of course they didn't.

Jonathan Turley nails it: The rise and fall of John Brennan [Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD]

American Eagle Outfitters has a new ad with Sidney Sweeney, and you are going to like it. [CBD]

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

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Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 14, 2025 [Doof] Thursday Cafe Quick Hits "SHUT IT DOWN!:" Former Deputy Assistant AG Sally Yeats Demanded an End to the Clinton Email Investigation (and She Got It!) 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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« 4-Star General Relieved of Command Due To "Unspecified Personal Conduct" \| Main \| Profile Or Die: PC Random Searches Will Get Us All Dead » August 09, 2005 Greg Gutfeld's Secret Blog Hidden in his Author's bio is a "secret blog." It's a lot of random stuff about running and "ectomorphic body types," but then this tweaking of Arianna & Co.: THE HUFFPO HYPOCRISY: SUVS the unspeakable truth about the anti-SUV crowd.they only hate those vehicles because every one in America can afford them. If SUVs were too expensive for middle class Americans, then only people like laurie david and Arianna would drive them. But since we can afford to drive them, and they are wildly popular and all over town, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM. If we all could afford private jets - then Arianna would want to ban them. But since only she can afford to charter them, she's ok with it. THAT'S THE GIST! christ i am itching all over the place. Spot on, especially that bit about itching all over the place. And then there's this: an observation: Jessica Alba just said in a recent interview that she once had an eating disorder. she looks fantastic. So - eating disorders work. It's about time someone had the guts to say it. Thanks to the Blogometer for this odd blogging Easter Egg. posted by Ace at 01:53 PM Comments "an observation: Jessica Alba just said in a recent interview that she once had an eating disorder. she looks fantastic. So - eating disorders work. " Truer words have rarely been spoken. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 9, 2005 01:57 PM :P I've been touting the benefits of "anorexia" for ages. Though not to the point where the girls' wrists and elbows are bigger than the rest of their arms; that's just gross, and by then their kidneys start failing too. Posted by: Megan on August 9, 2005 02:00 PM No one seems to appreciate my heroin diet. I mean seriously. Have you ever seen a fat heroin addict? Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on August 9, 2005 03:00 PM Sharp, Jerry Garcia? Posted by: Victoria on August 9, 2005 03:57 PM Yeah, Jessica Alba's going to be seriously hot once puberty kicks in. Posted by: Dave Munger on August 9, 2005 06:10 PM All the strippers I know say the same thing- if you want to lose weight, eat lots of little bitty meals. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy, and often do just the opposite- eat once a day, and gorge myself. As a result- I'm stuck at 175 lbs. Which isn't too bad, but I've got a small/medium sized spare tire I'll never get rid of... Posted by: Dogstar on August 9, 2005 06:18 PM Sharp, Crystal meth is the way to go. Rid the snake! And who needs all those teeth, anyway? You only need two that oppose each other, really. Posted by: lauraw on August 9, 2005 09:32 PM Uh. 'Ride' the snake. Ride. Damn this moran bolg. Posted by: lauraw on August 9, 2005 09:33 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines The Beatles' full (but short) concert in Washington DC, from 1964 Longbow FAQ: How do Type XVI arrowheads do against partial plate armor? Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded? I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too. Jay Mohr's impression of Bill Burr and his lazy, bitchy Old Queen style of "comedy" is hilarious Compilation of Naked Gun intros That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s). Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible? Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot Podcast: In the last Episode of the season CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Texas Gerrymandering, The Islamist who is about to be the mayor of NYC, Jim Acosta's ghoulish interview, Israel needs a new strategy for Gaza, and more! Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget' Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD] Treasonous British politician is forced to admit, only after being badgered out of his evasions and denials, that the "Online Safety Act" is not, as claimed, about protecting children, but about patrolling adults for "anti-migrant sentiment" I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be: Days Are Important: The Amount of Days Was a Number and That Number Was 100 Plus 7 Which is 107. 107. One Hundred and Seven. It's a Memoir and Memoirs are About Remembering Things Because Remembering Things is Good. Not Bad. Good. Memoir. A Memoir. Like a Reservoir But With Memory. We Have to Let it Flow. We Have to Let It Flow Into the Reservoir of Our Mind and Our Heart. Our Heart Which is the Beating Heart of Not Just Our Blood, But Our Progress. And Our People. And Democracy. The End. Posted by: ... Early 80s Mystery Click: A medley of songs by a 60s band Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way. The kid's in shock up and down the block The folks are home playing beat the clock Down at the golden cup They set the young ones up Under the neon light Selling day for night It's alright Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody) Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody) Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody) Nobody Flashback: UCLA allows terror-supporting thugs to set up and maintain checkpoints to keep Jews out of campus buildings More video of the anti-Jewish checkpoints A major university allowed this and defended this. Earthquake off Russian coast sends tsunami waves towards Hawaii: Nick Sortor @nicksortor BREAKING: Tsunami waves of 3-12 FEET are possible in Hawaii, per the Tsunami Warning Center Tsunami expected to arrive on Hawaiian shores within hours Coastal evacuation ordered in Honolulu Warnings for the California coast as well. Impact expected at 12:15 Former CIA operative John Kiriakou talks with Matt Taibbi about the Brennan/Comey Coup Both guys are old liberals, maybe even of the far-left variety, and both are appalled by the Democrat/Deep State coup against the US. Kiriakou says that CIA officers were legally obligated to report to the Inspector General John Brennan's repeated overruling of actual intelligence to encode his partisan conspiracy theories into US intel product, but of course they didn't. Jonathan Turley nails it: The rise and fall of John Brennan [Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD] American Eagle Outfitters has a new ad with Sidney Sweeney, and you are going to like it. [CBD] Recent Comments Orson: "229 226 It was supposed to be Nikki Haley who was ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "[Buffett bought] 5 million shares in UnitedHealth, ..." Don Black: "· 4h BREAKING: A federal judge strikes down ..." 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