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4-Star General Relieved of Command Due To "Unspecified Personal Conduct"I'll avoid the speculation as to which obvious-candidate "personal conduct" violation he's being investigated for. But I'll mention that a little bit of Internet Detective work discloses that he is or at least was married, which makes one obvious possibility a little less likely and another obvious possibility a little more likely. Thanks to Andy the Squirrel. MSNBC Specifies the Unspecified Personal Conduct: Says it's an investigation into "potential infidelity." Thanks to DB. Andrew Sullivan was just overcome with "heart-ache." He was so hoping it would be the other one. You know the one I mean. That would've provided him with material, and bandwidth donations, for six months, easy.
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Commentsthat was quick. don't you have a radio show to get ready for? Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 9, 2005 01:46 PM
While ugly news, I can't help but be relieved it wasn't yet another Air Force guy. Sheesh. Ya'd think it was a frat. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 9, 2005 01:48 PM
OT - Ace, check this out. Absolute must-read at RCP today. "[T]he economy guy went to the [flight attendants] in the back and asked them if we had been up in the air for 3 1/2 hours yet. He kept asking when 3 1/2 hours would be. At the same time, the 14D guy went up to the BC [flight attendants] and asked if we'd been flying 3, 3 1/2 or 4 hours yet..." Posted by: Megan on August 9, 2005 01:54 PM
Maybe the general was caught reading Ace of Spades HQ. Posted by: someone on August 9, 2005 02:00 PM
I had forgotten he had several assignments with the 1st Cav. We were practically neighbors. Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 9, 2005 02:05 PM
Hey, how come the Freak-Out Advisory hasn't moved to red? Posted by: Brian J. on August 9, 2005 02:10 PM
Probably got caught groping a 3-star woman general... Posted by: on August 9, 2005 03:16 PM
"Maybe the general was caught reading Ace of Spades HQ' More likely caught living the Ace of Spades Lifestyle(tm)! Posted by: BrewFan on August 9, 2005 03:21 PM
When a coworker and I saw that scroll across the screen on Fox News I said, "Must've been caught bangin' his enlisted aide." Fellow NCO replied, "I was just thinking the same thing." "Unspecified Personal Conduct" is usually along those lines. Posted by: Darth Cirrocu on August 9, 2005 06:19 PM
so why wasn't CIC Clintoon sacked for sexual misconduct w/ his interns, and his sink? Posted by: on August 11, 2005 03:24 AM
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