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4-Star General Relieved of Command Due To "Unspecified Personal Conduct"I'll avoid the speculation as to which obvious-candidate "personal conduct" violation he's being investigated for. But I'll mention that a little bit of Internet Detective work discloses that he is or at least was married, which makes one obvious possibility a little less likely and another obvious possibility a little more likely. Thanks to Andy the Squirrel. MSNBC Specifies the Unspecified Personal Conduct: Says it's an investigation into "potential infidelity." Thanks to DB. Andrew Sullivan was just overcome with "heart-ache." He was so hoping it would be the other one. You know the one I mean. That would've provided him with material, and bandwidth donations, for six months, easy.
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Commentsthat was quick. don't you have a radio show to get ready for? Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 9, 2005 01:46 PM
While ugly news, I can't help but be relieved it wasn't yet another Air Force guy. Sheesh. Ya'd think it was a frat. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 9, 2005 01:48 PM
OT - Ace, check this out. Absolute must-read at RCP today. "[T]he economy guy went to the [flight attendants] in the back and asked them if we had been up in the air for 3 1/2 hours yet. He kept asking when 3 1/2 hours would be. At the same time, the 14D guy went up to the BC [flight attendants] and asked if we'd been flying 3, 3 1/2 or 4 hours yet..." Posted by: Megan on August 9, 2005 01:54 PM
Maybe the general was caught reading Ace of Spades HQ. Posted by: someone on August 9, 2005 02:00 PM
I had forgotten he had several assignments with the 1st Cav. We were practically neighbors. Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 9, 2005 02:05 PM
Hey, how come the Freak-Out Advisory hasn't moved to red? Posted by: Brian J. on August 9, 2005 02:10 PM
Probably got caught groping a 3-star woman general... Posted by: on August 9, 2005 03:16 PM
"Maybe the general was caught reading Ace of Spades HQ' More likely caught living the Ace of Spades Lifestyle(tm)! Posted by: BrewFan on August 9, 2005 03:21 PM
When a coworker and I saw that scroll across the screen on Fox News I said, "Must've been caught bangin' his enlisted aide." Fellow NCO replied, "I was just thinking the same thing." "Unspecified Personal Conduct" is usually along those lines. Posted by: Darth Cirrocu on August 9, 2005 06:19 PM
so why wasn't CIC Clintoon sacked for sexual misconduct w/ his interns, and his sink? Posted by: on August 11, 2005 03:24 AM
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Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
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Thanks to Joyenz The rocket's enormous engines are fueled by "the volcanic heterosexual lust between James Talarico and his Neighbor With a Uterus 'girlfriend'" I hope Amazon's rocket works better than the Amazon Prime app does as far as allowing people to watch the black and white version of "Spider-Noir" From the CA Post: Thanks to beckster
Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met Oh and she's a vegan When Corey Booker needed a "girlfriend," he conjured up known LGBTQ activist Rosario Dawson. How convenient that when these guys need a girlfriend to show off to the normies that just happen to find an activist with a strong history of and interest in Supporting Gay Men But seriously, this James Talarico romance with a Neighbor with a Uterus is a love story for the ages. The passion of their lovemaking is hotter than a blue star with a core of Primordial Sex Atoms created in the Big Bang
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"Teen" charged with five counts of attempted murder after attempting to run down police officers with his car in yet another "teen takeover" permitted by woke racist incompetent Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson
Johnson's response to the "teen takeovers" of streets and businesses that he refuses to make arrests to stop is to go after social media companies for not deleting messages to coordinate the "teen takeovers." Um, they're supposed to find these messages and delete them in real time? It makes no sense but he has to offer an "alternative" plan to just arresting lawbreakers -- which he absolutely refuses to do, saying we "can't arrest our way out" of rampant crime.
Future Tucker Carlson guest James Talarico:
James Talarico He's referring to three mass attacks committed by white men in, oh, the past six or eight years. There were a huge number of mass shootings and bombings he had to skip over to cherry pick three committed by white men. Which kind of makes me think that "white men" are not the greatest terrorist threat in our country. No, I doubt he'll be a guest on Tucker Carlson. The only thing that Tucker clings to that he claims makes him "conservative" is a palpable hatred of gays. Any time there's a communist enslaving their population and executing dissenters and conservatives, Tucker praises that dictator by saying "at least he represses the homos!"
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