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July 28, 2026

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - July 28, 2026 [Doof]

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From The Rubber Chicken

Howdy Hordelings - Welcome to the Tuesday ONT! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?


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More on that lead photo -

There was quite a storm up in Alberta a few days ago. Check out this video from Twista Hunterz on Facebook

Amazing stuff!


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Big day for Dr. Fauci tomorrow. Will he show up? If so, will he actually answer any questions?

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Guy sure is full of himself

Throwback to a great moment in sports history

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Word of the day - "cootermogging"

What's that, you ask? Here's Grok (replying to your humble host)

Cootermogging is a fresh internet slang blend of "cooter" (crude slang for female genitals) and "mogging" (looksmaxxing term for dominating or outshining someone in physical appeal).

It describes a woman delivering talking points while using overtly sexual body language or presentation—tight clothes, open legs, suggestive poses—to capture and dominate male attention. Coined yesterday about a viral conservative influencer clip.

Not gonna post the video in question here. But feel free to check out this post from "allan" on X to get the backstory.


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Thomas Massie can be asshoe a lot of the time, but I think he's correct with this idea. Not sure of the specifics of his bill, but Flock cameras are VERY much asshoe!

New Massie bill aims to block federal funds from cities, police that use controversial Flock Safety cameras

Rep. Thomas Massie is introducing a bill to strip federal funding from any local governments or police departments that deploy controversial Flock Safety security cameras, the Kentucky Republican announced on Saturday.

Flock Safety, the Atlanta-based company behind the controversial smart-cameras that can track a car based on its dents, bumper stickers and roof racks, is now the target of new legislation being sponsored by the Libertarian congressman in an effort to strengthen the Fourth Amendment, which protects against unreasonable searches and government surveillance.

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Flock has quietly become law enforcement’s go-to surveillance tool around the country and has already wired itself into more than 5,000 police agencies nationwide with nearly 90,000 cameras since 2018, according to DeFlock, an activist group tracking the company’s surveillance and expansion.


Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of overreach with all of these cameras everywhere.

Here's an example from Phoenix


The elected officials who authorize this stuff don't like it when the tables are turned


Read more about Flock at this post on X

So what is Flock?

FLOCK: 100,000+ plate cameras bolted to poles across America. They read your plate everywhere you drive and never forget.

NOVA: Flock's AI that turns your plate into you. Your name, address, family, everyone you know, in seconds, no warrant.

SIGNALTRACE: a competitor's tool that tracks the Bluetooth off your phone, your AirPods, your watch. Doesn't even need your plate.

Then I followed the money and the lead investor behind Flock also funds an Israeli company that can hack cameras and change the footage. Another lead investor backs a 911 app that flips on your phone's camera and mic. Trace it all the way back and you hit a former Israeli prime minister and Jeffrey Epstein's money.

Full article with photos and receipts is on my Substack now (link in bio). Enjoy!

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Interesting graphic about convenience stores. Which is tops in your area?

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