Speaking as someone who grew up within walking distance of that neighborhood, this event does not surprise me.

Ah! The AoS Lifestyle is catching on!

:)

Darwin alert!!

2 out of 3 chance of making it? Hell, let's roll the dice.

Pictures! We need pictures!

Life imitates P.J. O'Rourke
Drive Fast, Wing Wang Squeezed

I guess you can say they were both 'banged up' pretty badly.

Even better... I take it her airbags failed to save his life.

Sounds like the phrase 'don't stop' was taken too literally.

yeah, but was he also talking on a cell phone?

Dear human owner - we are pleased this clearly (judgmentally) defective unit selected itself out of the gene pool before causing serious harm to others.

We really do try to catch these defective units at the factory, but the volumes we handle makes it virtually impossible to implement ISO 9000 and 6-sigma quality control over human production and maintain the kind of volume production the world demands of us.

This was really the best of all possible outcomes once one of these defective units leaves the factory and makes it into the field. We hope this unpleasant experience with one of our units doesn't cause you to stop using our services in the future.

WTF? I sent you this same link last week.

No wonder Dave always beats you to the punch.

I wonder if this asshole was driving the semi that nearly ran me over on I-80 yesterday.

No Brownie, the truck driver was probably having to squeze his own wing wang.

I've found that the secret to surviving a second-party "squezing" is to drive in the right lane of the freeway with the cruise control on. Less thinking required that way.