Saturday Night Club ONT - August 22, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The moose is checking ID tonight, so please check in before entering.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Billy says, "I'm fine, mommy... I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

Mother says, "Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says, "works for ketchup."

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A woman visited Dr. Smith for advice on enlarging her small chest. The doctor told her, "Every day after your shower, throw your hands in the air and yell: 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'"

She did it faithfully for months, and it worked perfectly!

One morning, she hurried onto a crowded bus and realized she had forgotten her ritual. Panicked, she stood in the aisle, threw her hands up, and shouted, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!"

A man sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Yes!" she gasped. "How did you know?"

The man smiled and said: "Hickory dickory dock"

Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 7 of Clubs from our deck of playing card cocktails

Club ONT Department of Proper Punctuation

Club ONT Department of Disco Balls

You think you've seen disco balls before. You most assuredly have not seen THESE kind of disco balls

[Disco says: Stop thinking what you're thinking!]

Club ONT Department of Home Entertainment

Club ONT Department of Aviation

F-16 onboard out of Edwards Air Force Base through the Sidewinder:

Club ONT Department of Moron Backstories

Don't be fooled by the name "Bobby" - This has to be the tale of a younger Miklos

Club ONT Department of Women's Sports

Club ONT Jukebox

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