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« Open Thread | Main | Another (Literal) Nail For My Heart »
August 05, 2005

GOP Vixen Crowns World's Sexiest Male (sigh) Leader

I would say this is for the ladies, but let's face it, Junichiro Koizumi of Japan is hot in way that causes even straight men to turn to twitching sexual jelly.

Uhhh, not really.

I think this exercise in drawing blood from a turnip proves the truism that politics is show business for ugly people.


posted by Ace at 03:25 PM
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First off, have these women ever seen Tony Blair's teeth? Obviously. . . no. I'd have to say no. Definitely not.

And, while I'm confidently heterosexual, I have to say that Victor Yushchenko is the hottest leader out there.

Yeah, his face is all effed up from the nearly-fatal dioxin poisoning, but that's like a beauty mark-- it offsets his naturallly rugged good looks.

Plus, it reminds the viewer every time you see him that "Damn, this guy survived an assassination attempt with fucking dioxon, that's bad ass!"

That, and he kinda looks like a white guy version of Seal.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 5, 2005 03:30 PM

Yushchenko? Definitely hot. But imagine him if he had a stainless steel hook instead of a left hand. We'd be talking Jude Law hot . . .

And don't hate Ted Kennedy because he's beautiful. Hate him because he's Ted Kennedy . . .

Posted by: The Colossus on August 5, 2005 03:39 PM

Sexiest World Leader? That phrase certainly is elastic.

Posted by: 72 Dicks on August 5, 2005 03:40 PM

Hook? Hmmm. . . I can dig that.

Then again, I'm pretty sure he's got one of these already.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 5, 2005 03:45 PM

Harvey Keitel in "The Piano"…perfection of the male physique IMO.

Granted...he's not a politician but who cares. That glorious body was a thing of beauty.

He’s at the top of my “men I’d be willing to have straight sex with” list.

Posted by: The Ugly American on August 5, 2005 04:16 PM

I'm surprised the winner wasn't Yasser Arafat posthumously given his rugged good looks!

http://www.politicalfriendster.com/images/121.jpg

Posted by: Bernard Higgins on August 5, 2005 04:42 PM

Proving, once again, that even smart women get just downright stoopid when a man has a British accent.

TONY BLAIR??

Posted by: ken on August 5, 2005 04:48 PM

We definitly have hotter guy politicians here in the U.S. I aint naming names cuz a few are Democrats.

None of the leaders at GOP Vixen's site did anything for me though. But the remards were hilarious!

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 5, 2005 05:07 PM

err.. that would be "remarks."

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 5, 2005 05:07 PM

twitching sexual jelly

Sounds like a good name for a band. Or a strip club for those who are into the heavier honeys.

Posted by: compos mentis on August 5, 2005 05:18 PM

Ten comments on hottest male world leaders, and eight of them are from guys.

"straight" guys.

Okay.


I think I'm just going to give everyone what they want and turn this into a Cher fan site.

Posted by: ace on August 5, 2005 05:48 PM

You brought it up.

Posted by: TheDude on August 5, 2005 05:59 PM

Look here. All these straight males talking about how sexy male political leaders is making me very uncomfortable. I mean, I'm glad you are all secure with yourselves, but ... Ick! Do you have to go flaunting your lifestyles in public like that?

Somethings you just don't want to read about.
Did I mention... Ick?

Posted by: Log Cabin on August 5, 2005 06:20 PM

Too bad it specifies male; otherwise, Yulia Tymoshenko would be a shoo-in...

http://www.altavista.com/image/results?pg=q&stype=simage&imgset=2&q=yulia%20tymoshenko

She's got a sort of Princess Leia mystique to her. Speaking in my capacity as a geek, I say that's kinda tough to beat.

Posted by: Nate Brittany on August 5, 2005 06:25 PM

You brought it up.

Yeah, but that was just to kiss up to GOP Vixen, and to do a little somethin' fo' the ladies.

What's your excuse?

Posted by: ace on August 5, 2005 06:39 PM

Whatever happened to Beazair(sp?) Bhuto, is she still a "world leader"? Hatchi matchi.

Posted by: Dave Munger on August 5, 2005 06:57 PM

Yushchenko was definitely hot before he got poisoned. He doesn't even look like the same man anymore. Will his face ever recover?

later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 6, 2005 01:41 AM

Not gay either, can't even tell if men are handsome unless they are in a James Bond/Cary Grant way. But Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu has always struck me as a good-looking guy. He used to be their PM, may be again someday.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on August 6, 2005 04:28 AM

Ace,

With a crowd like this, you know you are just baiting the latent homosexuals. I have no problem with this, but you had to expect it.

By the way, when you switch the format can you keep the open thread? I hate to be too constrained when discussing Cher.

Posted by: TheDude on August 6, 2005 05:32 PM
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