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Sorry, Karol: Six Feet Under SucksFootball Fans For Truth explains why. It's a funny takedown, even if you've never seen the show. I think Jeff Larkin is on to something here. Any guy knows there's a certain number of shows you watch because your significant other does. So, basically you become an expert on a show you despise. Larkin's rip on his wife's favorite show has the frisson of a great catharsis. posted by Ace at 04:30 PM
CommentsI stopped watching the show after the Brenda-stoner-threesome sequence. Don't get me wrong--I'm a superfreak--but if nothing else, a threesome shouldn't be fucking depressing. Posted by: Hubris on August 2, 2005 04:40 PM
Right there with ya. I liked the show a lot for the first season or two. It was new, it was fresh, it was interesting. Then I realized it was always going to be that depressing. Yeah, I know-- big surprise (they *work* in a funeral home!!!). Still, the show was so oppresively depressing that after watching it, *I* wanted to visit a funeral home, and not in the "enjoy the hot coffee" way, either. I will give them credit for having the gumption to kill off a main character, but whatever. I stopped watching a while ago. Where the hell is that new season of the Sopranos already?? Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 2, 2005 04:41 PM
Another show that women love and men wonder what the f**k is so interesting about it. Gimme Carnivale any old day. Hell, even Battlestar Galactica (the new one) has better writing, acting, and stories. I guess the chicks like Six Feet Under because it's all about relationships, don'cha know. Which is just a chick code-word for "boring people nattering at each other about their feelings". Posted by: Monty on August 2, 2005 04:46 PM
Not sure which I relished more, ACE, Jeff's witty post or your delicious turn of phrase (i.e., "... the frisson of a great catharsis"). Posted by: Bernard Higgins on August 2, 2005 04:47 PM
Monty-- "Even" Battlestar Galactica? Don't be frakkin' badmouthing my show. . . Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 2, 2005 04:49 PM
Dave, Peace, brother. BSG is one of my favorite new shows -- never miss. Posted by: Monty on August 2, 2005 04:51 PM
Whew. Okay, just had to clarify. . . Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 2, 2005 04:55 PM
Dave, you want to be careful. It is possible to take Battlestar Galactica too seriously... Posted by: utron on August 2, 2005 05:13 PM
utron: It never ceases to amaze me how even the crappiest of television shows always have fans who scream bloody murder when the series is canceled. I guess it's more common now that the Internet has made this kind of thing more convenient for the kooks, but it really took off with the Star Trek nutters. I've known people who were married in Klingon ceeremonies (where the language was Klingon!). I knew a gal in high school who attempted suicide because her parents wouldn't let her go to a Star Trek convention. There's a cult that revolves around the Star Wars universe somehwere in California (where else?). What can you say, man? Some people just ain't too tightly wrapped. Posted by: Monty on August 2, 2005 05:23 PM
And I hasten to add that BSG is not a crappy show; just making a point. Like I said, me likee the show belly belly much. Posted by: Monty on August 2, 2005 05:24 PM
Wow, and here I thought Mazes and Monsters was bad. "The father said he learned about four years ago the boy had been sniffing gas with friends so he sent him to a psychiatrist." Gee, like that's never a warning sign. "I really should have tried to get him into a gifted chldren type situation," Seidel said. "But it's too late to look back and say I should have." Ya know, I always loved this line of reasoning-- the kids who kill themselves (or others) are always sooo bright, the smartest of the bunch. If only we hugged them and gave them free time in class to sketch out their bomb drawings, we'd never have this problem in the first place. And I say this as someone who *was* a "gifted child." Lamest ass school I ever went to. I had to skip out on Honors classes in high school in order to get *any* street cred back in my life. I met more skanky easy chicks in my "regular" Economics class than I did in all my Honors classes combined. Didn't learn shit about the Laffer Curve, but who cares when you're getting booty in return? Hell, I *still* know more about econ than Krugman. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 2, 2005 05:27 PM
Monty, that story dates all the way back to the original cancellation of BSG, back in 1980 or thereabouts. These days I'm sure the kid would have found a net-based community of similar obsessives and gone on for years drifting from convention to to convention. And I couldn't agree more: Battlestar Galactica isn't a bad series. I think suicide is a rather extreme reaction to the end of the series, but not as embarrasing as killing yourself when Manimal went off the air. Posted by: utron on August 2, 2005 05:34 PM
If you want to see how a funeral home operates in real life I would recommend Family Plots on A&E. Posted by: Dman on August 2, 2005 05:46 PM
I could care less about Manimal, but the loss of Automan and Misfits of Science still haunt me to this day. Posted by: NathanB on August 2, 2005 05:53 PM
There is only one character on Six Feet Under that isn't a shallow, self absorbed neurotic: Claire's new boyfriend. He is the only openly thoughtful, conservative character. Last week he came off as a decent, supportive guy during a tough time and he forcefully and intelligently defended the War in Iraq and President Bush. Let me go on record with a prediction: He will be exposed as either a serial-killer/torturer or as a child molester or some other depraved deviant. Because in today's Hollywood, you never see a decent conservative. Ever. Posted by: Log Cabin on August 2, 2005 06:09 PM
I don't mind Keith (David's partner), though I expect my tolerance for his character has more to do with the hope that one day, he;ll beat David to death with a blunt object. I don't mind Rico - he's a genuine screw-up. Of course, I wouldn't mind if they all were eaten by a cougar. Posted by: Jeff Larkin on August 2, 2005 06:16 PM
Speaking of cougars, why oh why didn't Kim Bauer ever get eaten by one? Like, say, in the third season. While she was working at CTU. Like, step into the bathroom to argue with Chloe, and then a cougar jumps out of a stall and mauls her to ribbons. Oh, and as long as I'm on the subject, The Girl Next Door is the biggest cock-tease this side of Dora the Explorer. Man, how I hated that film. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 2, 2005 06:24 PM
Yay, another tv show I'm glad I don't watch. Posted by: Andrea Harris on August 2, 2005 06:25 PM
Thankfully, Deadwood's second season was not a disappointment. Posted by: The Ugly American on August 2, 2005 07:17 PM
POSEUR AWARD NOMINEE: "Larkin's rip on his wife's favorite show has the frisson of a great catharsis." - Ace of Spades, reviewing a review of a TV show, August 2, 2005. Posted by: Bob on August 2, 2005 07:54 PM
At some point after the second season they stopped paying any attention to the funeral home aspects of the show. That and the fading away of the Late Nate turned the show into just another soap opera. And it hasn't been nearly as enjoyable since Aaron stopped doing the TWOP recaps. Posted by: Eric on August 2, 2005 09:11 PM
"the frisson of a great catharsis" I smiled wide when I read that. Posted by: Duncan on August 3, 2005 05:05 AM
Ace: it would be nice to put a spoiler warning on that link. We're watching the show on DVD, not HBO, and that link just gave away the ending. Posted by: Les Jones on August 3, 2005 10:08 AM
I agree that the show jumped the shark after the 3rd season, but still watch to see if the late father Nathaniel will show up. The guy is as hard - boiled as they come, offering up sentiments like, "What, you supposed Heaven was some kind of playground? Hey, Buddy Boy, when you die then you just die. Don't look for any meaning in it. Just be glad you're still living!" He's great because he slices right through the living character's narcissism and self - absorption. Wish they'd used him more ofter. Posted by: Dmac on August 3, 2005 05:24 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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